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The Ray D'Arcy Show - 6th. February 2016

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    #122
    PeterTheEighth
    Registered Users Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭PeterTheEighth


    "But they're hot"
    And in that sentence, he's just p1ssed off every women in the country he hasnt been to in ten years.


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    #123
    squadro
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭squadro


    Get in the box Ray.


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    #124
    monkey9
    Registered Users Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    This fella praises the country and the people, says he's delighted to be here again after ten years and Ray's response literally is "ok, so what took you so long".

    That's the friendliness Paul must have been talking about alright.


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    #125
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,719 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Oh mudder of God, Ray is such a klutz.... And a putz, while I'm at it!


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    #126
    PeterTheEighth
    Registered Users Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭PeterTheEighth


    "She said to me 'I love you', and she'll keep believing that Ray until I eventually click my fingers"


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    #127
    if832uspx4eogt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 621 ✭✭✭if832uspx4eogt


    This guy seems like a right pretentious pillock.


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    #128
    Skid X
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    Ray is just dying to talk about meeting his current wife at work.


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    #129
    Berserker
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    Paul should hypnotize Ray and turn him into David Letterman.


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    #130
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Ally Dick wrote: »
    He's having a wonderful time. Such friendly people. He's staying in the Regency Airport Hotel

    I hope he apreciated the show put on for him yesterday, it was up there with most of your fancy UK TV sets :D


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    #131
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,258 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsIafkpFZmo


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    #132
    monkey9
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    How the bloody hell do you plan your life in ten year blocks??


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    #133
    The J Stands for Jay
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    Skid X wrote: »
    As my good friend Bobby DeNiro always says to me, there's no need for all the name dropping.

    Unlike Ray...


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    #134
    monkey9
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    Do a bit of name dropping!! :rolleyes:


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    #135
    if832uspx4eogt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 621 ✭✭✭if832uspx4eogt


    This guy is awful!


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    #136
    Skid X
    Registered Users Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    "Unfortunately, because of all the name dropping we've no time to cure Mary of claustophobia. Maybe next time ...."


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    #137
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Could he use his skills over the phone for a cheaper car insurance quote?


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    #138
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,719 ✭✭✭sudzs


    I can't bear D'Arcy even mentioning the great David Bowie.. :mad:


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    #139
    Berserker
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    His best friend Simon Cowell. How many name droppings is that?


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    #140
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,514 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Imagine if he hypnotised darcy. Remember alan p with hypnotist. Alan dreams of being in car with ursla andrews. He is driving to hotel. She tries to seduce him (in trance) he berates her saying he is not getting points on his licence. Ray would be similar.


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    #141
    Royal Legend
    Registered Users Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭Royal Legend


    what a twat


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    #142
    if832uspx4eogt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 621 ✭✭✭if832uspx4eogt


    Oh, more names


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    #143
    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Somebody call Guinness', we must have a new world record by now.


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    #144
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,258 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Clang!

    The sound of all these names being dropped!


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    #145
    Patty O Furniture
    Registered Users Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    Welsh Megaman wrote: »
    Did boards go a wee bit funny there for anyone?

    The mouse has planned another DDOS attack!

    As soon as Paul McKenna came on, he done a Uri Geller, as my connection dropped & just coming back on now :confused::o

    Oh just heard more name-dropping & Ray put your clothes back on! :D


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    #146
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,719 ✭✭✭sudzs


    This is very dull......


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    #147
    PeterTheEighth
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    He's still working on the cure for conceit apparently.


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    #148
    Atlantic Dawn
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    He might end up getting assassinated by a drugs company.


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    #149
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Can he sense that his top shirt button is open?


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    #150
    The J Stands for Jay
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    sudzs wrote: »
    This is very dull......

    Isn't that the tagline for this show?


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    #151
    coolhull
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    Berserker wrote: »
    His best friend is Simon Cowell.

    Does Cowell know that?


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