Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

fussyonion · 31-12-2015 07:56PM

I got a craving for chocolate so I took the half-full tin of Quality Street out of the wardrobe (I hid them there so they wouldn't be calling to me everytime I sat down), and I ate six chocolates in a row.
Now, instead of feeling satisfied, I feel queasy.
My own fault.

tomwaterford · 01-01-2016 02:08AM

People who are too cool to say happy new year on Facebook....instead say happy January :rolleyes:

Why bother like....99% of people don't post anything....why post something so far up your own hole it's nearly coming out your neck

tomwaterford · 01-01-2016 02:15AM

Menas wrote: »

TA that no one here has wished the other TA'ers a Happy new year!

Happy January menas :mad: :mad:

KatW4 · 01-01-2016 04:38AM

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!

My TA is that a certain ex mod (LizT) is a bad influence but I am sad that she's leaving me again for Doha. Summer can't come quick enough!

Ted_YNWA · 01-01-2016 08:07AM

TA that I always wake early. Body clock is better than any alarm & can't seem to find the off button.

No chance of ever getting a lie-in.

I want to say Happy New Year, but that would mean less posts here & that would be unthinkable.

Alf Veedersane · 01-01-2016 10:20AM

Why do people of a certain age (>old) think they can cross roads wherever they like and regardless of the traffic?

Oh, and happy new year.

Ally Dick · 01-01-2016 11:41AM

I am very annoyed with John Mayer. He's tipping Katy Perry again. Before that he was with Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. Some people are just greedy

Colser · 01-01-2016 02:02PM

Now I know there is nothing anyone can do about the weather and theres no point really in complaining about it but for some reason this morning it is pushing me over the edge.

I didnt mind it over Christmas because the plan was to eat, drink and relax and thats exactly what was done,but Im back to work tomorrow so have to check back into the real world.Im lucky Ive escaped the floods but feel a bit guilty when all around there are people in awful situations due to them. The wind and rain is awful again this morn and I just cant hack it. According to the weather threads on here there is worse to come.:(

How the hell am I meant to start off my plans of healthy eating,exercise or cutting back on booze in these conditions. I will defer my resolutions until Feb. but Im not too confident that they will ever get off the ground at this rate.

Oh and Happy New Year TAers,sorry for the poor me post but Im under the weather this morn.:o

Medusa22 · 01-01-2016 02:14PM

Medusa22 wrote: »

I ordered a new dildo last week and it won't arrive until the 5th of January!! What am I supposed to do until then? They should have same day delivery :pac:

Colser wrote: »

Thumbs up:D to Medussa on her new job,I hope they appreciate you and you get the big bucks you deserve,also hope your new purchase brings you hours of fun.

Am I the only one that hopes the delivery runs late and the goods are faulty so we get some great posts next week?I feel bad but thats how I feel:o,tell me Im not the only one.

Damn you Colser! I got an e-mail telling me that my item has been dispatched and now it isn't expected to arrive until the 7th of January!! :mad: :pac:

Colser · 01-01-2016 02:20PM

Medusa22 wrote: »

Damn you Colser! I got an e-mail telling me that my item has been dispatched and now it isn't expected to arrive until the 7th of January!! :mad: :pac:

Good things COME to those who wait. Im sure you will appreciate it all the more when you finally get your hands on it.:p

Rubberlegs · 01-01-2016 02:21PM

Around 1am I lurked here, and thought wouldn't it be amazing to be the first TA of 2016, but couldn't think of anything. Congratulations, tomwaterford!!! And a very happy January one and all

Colser · 01-01-2016 02:31PM

@73CAT..have a look at the parking clip put up on the "Simple Things " thread..thats us:D

Rubberlegs · 01-01-2016 02:40PM

Colser wrote: »

@73CAT..have a look at the parking clip put up on the "Simple Things " thread..thats us:D

Ooh thanks , will do !!!

I've just eaten 4 pancakes with Nutella, and 2 coffees, I feel nauseous. It was to be fruit and water all the way today too, that resolution didn't even get going

The kids are in a desperate routine, I'm dreading Wednesday morning now, I'll be shouting like a lunatic.
Not knowing whether we are expecting visitors or not, so don't know whether to go out and get a few bits in. These particular visitors , ahem in laws, can never seem to let us know for definite if they are coming. You know they are here when they show at the door

Colser · 01-01-2016 02:56PM

My "fat" jeans are tight,its no mystery as to why they are but Im going to blame the tumble dryer .I wouldnt mind if it was just around the waist but its the thighs and worse again the knees

WTF is that about,is wine retention an actual thing?

Also someone is dumping their emptys in my glass bin...I hope:o

Menas · 01-01-2016 02:58PM

Colser wrote: »

My "fat" jeans are tight,its no mystery as to why they are but Im going to blame the tumble dryer .I wouldnt mind if it was just around the waist but its the thighs and worse again the kneesWTF is that about,is wine retention an actual thing?

Also someone is dumping their emptys in my glass bin...I hope:o

I am just back from a walk round Powerscourt. Knackered. I must be in serious bad shape that a wee walk round a big garden has left me in need of an oxygen tent!
I wont be suspending my healthy January....dont think my body can take any more abuse. And....wait for it...I think I am sick of wine!

Colser · 01-01-2016 03:09PM

Menas wrote: »

I am just back from a walk round Powerscourt. Knackered. I must be in serious bad shape that a wee walk round a big garden has left me in need of an oxygen tent!
I wont be suspending my healthy January....dont think my body can take any more abuse. And....wait for it...I think I am sick of wine!

Well done for getting out of the house as I havent put a foot outside apart from to the car in weeks.I wouldnt know a piece of fruit if I saw one and havent eaten a healthy morsel in way too long. I havent even got the obligatory banana or yogurt to take to work in the morning and the canteen wont be open so it will be the fecking chocolate from the machine.

I should be sick of wine but unfortunately we are best friends at the moment. Im giving myself a few more days of this carry on and then its down to business (hopefully).

Samsgirl · 01-01-2016 03:14PM

I had cupcakes and birthday cake for brekkie ( daughter turned 3 yesterday). I was adamant I was having fruit and yogurt. Damn you willpower!!!!

Robsweezie · 01-01-2016 04:10PM

Other people telling you what your new years resolutions should be.

MRnotlob606 · 01-01-2016 04:18PM

People go into newsagents/bookstores who pick up newspapers/magazines there, and just read them there without buying them and stand in your way.

Son Of A Vidic · 01-01-2016 04:26PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

TA that I always wake early. Body clock is better than any alarm & can't seem to find the off button.

No chance of ever getting a lie-in.

I know your pain. Even if I went to bed at 05:30am, shure I'd be wide awake at 07:00am.:(

Oh and happy New Year to all. May it be filled with many annoyances....:pac:

selous · 01-01-2016 05:40PM

Medusa22 wrote: »

Damn you Colser! I got an e-mail telling me that my item has been dispatched and now it isn't expected to arrive until the 7th of January!! :mad: :pac:

If they put the batteries in and turn it on, it would probably get here quicker on it's own..:cool:

fussyonion · 01-01-2016 06:56PM

Snide health-conscious people slagging others for joining the gym in January and posting memes to that effect.
So what if people join in January? Who are you to judge someone for trying to get themselves fit?
I don't see why it's an issue. It's not unusual, either. Most people join in the New Year and I think they should be commended, not slagged off.

Trivially annoyed that, like Colser, me and wine are best pals at the minute but I know I really shouldn't have any more drink; I downed the best part of two bottles last night and the Fear was real today.
I'll have herbal tea this evening*
*Unless I have alcohol.

Shannon757 · 01-01-2016 07:31PM

Medusa22 wrote: »

Damn you Colser! I got an e-mail telling me that my item has been dispatched and now it isn't expected to arrive until the 7th of January!! :mad: :pac:

I'll be over in a few minutes, put on the kettle.:D

KatW4 · 01-01-2016 08:06PM

My darling sister just got on my Facebook and said I got engaged to my bf. I've gotten calls, texts and so many messages! The absolute little git. Although it is hilarious now. At the time I was going mad!

CrowdedHouse · 01-01-2016 11:06PM

I just noticed I don't have a 2016 wall calendar. I'd often buy some charity one or at least have one or two freebies, I wonder how did that pass me by.

xLisaBx · 01-01-2016 11:16PM

Trivially annoyed at how my diet plans never work and I always end up giving in

Shannon757 · 01-01-2016 11:21PM

TA'd that I got nowhere near my step target for today.976 FFS! Target was 10,000. Gonna drown my sorrows with a grilled cheese sandwich. So much for that health drive:pac:

Colser · 01-01-2016 11:28PM

Shannon757 wrote: »

TA'd that I got nowhere near my step target for today.976 FFS! Target was 10,000. Gonna drown my sorrows with a grilled cheese sandwich. So much for that health drive:pac:

I thought Medusa would have put you through your paces:pac:

Robsweezie · 01-01-2016 11:28PM

Tv broadcasters approach to Christmas and new year

" you know, lets put all the good shows and movies on at the same time, then show absolute sh!t for the rest of the year, with the odd decent movie.

Medusa22 · 02-01-2016 12:41AM

Colser wrote: »

I thought Medusa would have put you through your paces:pac:

The pedometer fell off during all of the excitement :pac:

Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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