The Alphabet Game!!

Ted_YNWA · 25-11-2015 08:39PM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

coolhull · 26-11-2015 03:09PM

Knock knock
Who's there
Uno
Uno who?
You know who it is. Just open the fcukin' door.

LucaDat · 27-11-2015 11:33PM

Knock Knock
who's there?
Wanda
Wanda Who?
Wanda when yer gonna open the door!

coolhull · 28-11-2015 03:46PM

Knock knock
Who's there?
Xzac
Xzac who?
Xzactly when are you planning to open this bloody door?

gammygils · 28-11-2015 08:03PM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yodel Ay He
Yodel Ay He Who?
Yodel Ay Yodel Ay Yodel Ay Yodel Ay Yodel Ay He Hoo Yodel Ay He Hoo Yodel Ay He Hoo!

coolhull · 29-11-2015 02:25AM

^^
Hang on there, gammy, I'll get your coat, ok?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Zis
Zis who?
Zis door ringer eez not vorking, Heinrich

* Yeah, I'll get my own coat while I'm there *

LucaDat · 29-11-2015 07:26PM

A.................. new round of one liner jokes, shall we?

(knock knock was too fun!)

Ted_YNWA · 29-11-2015 07:29PM

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

coolhull · 30-11-2015 12:50AM

Beauty is only skin-deep.......but ugly goes all the way to the bone

gammygils · 30-11-2015 01:53AM

Children in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause children

coolhull · 30-11-2015 11:01AM

Don't be tempted to fight fire with fire. There's a reason why the Fire Brigade uses water.

Rachiee · 30-11-2015 07:07PM

Energizer Bunny arrested , charged with Battery !

coolhull · 30-11-2015 08:58PM

Friends are people who help you move.
Real friends are people who help you move a body.

Ted_YNWA · 30-11-2015 09:06PM

Good things happen to those who wait. Tell that to the staff in the restaurant & see how they like it.

coolhull · 30-11-2015 09:16PM

I know a cross - dresser whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary

gammygils · 01-12-2015 03:43AM

Just as I walked into the bedroom I tripped over the wife's bra. It was a booby trap! :<

jiltloop · 01-12-2015 02:00PM

Knock knock.
Feck off you have the wrong house! This is for one liners only now!

coolhull · 02-12-2015 12:40AM

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a lucky break for the lobsters down in the kitchen

Chareth Cutestory · 02-12-2015 01:05AM

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

coolhull · 02-12-2015 01:24AM

Not saying I dislike you, but if you were on fire and I had a hosepipe, I'd wash my car

aloyisious · 02-12-2015 10:55AM

Options are all about opting. II's just that the option chosen always makes more options.

coolhull · 04-12-2015 12:44AM

Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. they both should be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

LucaDat · 04-12-2015 08:51PM

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.

gammygils · 05-12-2015 04:22AM

Really confusing - Why is a bra singular and panties plural? :pac:

coolhull · 05-12-2015 04:55PM

So there's a stairway to Heaven but a Highway to Hell.
With my dodgy knees I'd probably be off going down the Highway. Climbing a stairs is too much for me...

LucaDat · 05-12-2015 09:13PM

Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

gammygils · 09-12-2015 01:57AM

Unknown fact- A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist

LucaDat · 09-12-2015 07:46AM

Very good way to eat tacos ....over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.

(I love tacos)

The Princess Bride · 10-12-2015 01:04AM

Why did the feminist chicken cross the road?
Why the hell shouldn't she!

coolhull · 10-12-2015 10:36PM

X is very difficult to start a joke with. so if it's ok, I'm going on to Y

You should never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

The Alphabet Game!!

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