The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

chughes · 12-11-2015 01:38PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Oh dear

I have to agree with some posters here, this is a definite winner of the title of worst kid's name.

Imagine if she grows up and marries a Jewish guy whose surname is Hymen!!!

Kovu · 12-11-2015 01:44PM

chughes wrote: »

I have to agree with some posters here, this is a definite winner of the title of worst kid's name.

Imagine if she grows up and marries a Jewish guy whose surname is Hymen!!!

Or a Magee

12-11-2015 04:09PM

Asarlai wrote: »

Treblinca (with a 'c')

Jaysus... what nationality?

and still ricky villa · 12-11-2015 04:35PM

gutenberg wrote: »

In the future, this Labia girl should definitely find a Ulick and get married.

Oh please God, let her meet Ulick McGee

DEFTLEFTHAND · 12-11-2015 04:45PM

efb wrote: »

Ira is a popular man's name

Wasn't there a famous judge in NYC by the name of Ira H Block.

aine92 · 12-11-2015 04:59PM

I know a girl called Shakira but she is in her very late 20s so after the celeb Shakira was around. Still an odd name for a Donegal woman mind you.

Colser · 12-11-2015 05:26PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Honestly, I don't think anything is going to beat Labia. It's the winner for me.

How about doing it double barrel with your first name?:D

Samaris · 12-11-2015 06:33PM

I suppose Labia-Mae or Labia-Rose just about tops it..

Actually, there's a name I really don't like "X-Mae" Obviously with another first name in there somewhere. I'd be kinda impressed if they were actually christened Xmae.

fussyonion · 12-11-2015 06:48PM

Know a guy, in his thirties, called Clayton.
Also know another called Clint.
Last week I overheard a woman ask another woman: "When is your Rayla's christening?"

RAYLA?!

George White · 12-11-2015 08:37PM

aine92 wrote: »

I know a girl called Shakira but she is in her very late 20s so after the celeb Shakira was around. Still an odd name for a Donegal woman mind you.

Named after Michael Caine's wife perhaps.

cantdecide · 12-11-2015 09:42PM

efb wrote: »

No. Maybe her brother Ira.

The Isis in my OP was a little boy, by the way...

George White · 14-11-2015 10:04AM

TV3 Toy Show Auditions.
Kid called Syesha-Lily.

thee glitz · 14-11-2015 10:14AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Know a guy, in his thirties, called Clayton.
Also know another called Clint.
Last week I overheard a woman ask another woman: "When is your Rayla's christening?"

RAYLA?!

I hope it was actually Ayla.

corner of hells · 14-11-2015 02:21PM

Laya , newly born.Further siblings to be called BUPA and VHI.

riclad · 14-11-2015 04:20PM

zooey dechanel,s baby is called elsie otter .
I, assume famous people are not on drugs all the time.
I think they want a name no one else would ever use .
And no one wants to say that name is ridiculous and weird .
I Think some women just name their children after famous pop stars ,actors .middle class people in ireland are not called kylie or clint .
Imagine growing up in kerry as a boy called clint .
There,s not many people calling their kids ,gay .
as in gay byrne.
I think every generation drops some name,s .
And picks new ones .
I don,t think you should be allowed to name a child after a body part .
You can put it as the middle name if you like it that much.
We someone with a bad name gets married it can sound even worse .

PLL · 14-11-2015 05:55PM

Know a girl from Donegal called Atlantis.

Also hate the Young moms giving their kids cutsie or double barrel first names.

I had a child at 20 and gave her a traditional Irish name. Many don't like it, that's grand. They want the newer modern names. But I get excited when the stereotypical young mammies on the dole tell me its old-fashioned. I actually take it as a compliment that they don't like it.

Kovu · 14-11-2015 05:59PM

I know a Hilary. What's wrong with that you say?
He's a man who works in the agri sector and it just does not suit at all!

jca · 14-11-2015 06:25PM

We had a neighbour called Hilary, I never thought it odd until now...he was a nice man, rode a Honda 175 like a lunatic,otherwise he was very conservative.

DoozerT6 · 14-11-2015 06:28PM

Jessa Duggar (yes, of THOSE Duggars) has called her brand new baby boy....Spurgeon.

/thread.

Cortina_MK_IV · 14-11-2015 06:42PM

As a tribute to Charles Spurgeon... Of course they couldn't call him Charles that would be too normal!!! :rolleyes:

Asarlai · 15-11-2015 08:29AM

Asarlai wrote: »

Treblinca (with a 'c')

Deleted User wrote: »

Jaysus... what nationality?

Bosnia-Herzogovina father and Offaly mother

Walter Bishop · 17-11-2015 05:40PM

Sadly it's in a report (in today's Indo) about a baby that died but I think Tequiilah may be a contender.

Ms.Sunshine · 17-11-2015 07:32PM

Emily, Aphra, Gretta, Sally, Judith, Johanna, Adele..

saralou2011 · 17-11-2015 09:25PM

Hate the name Mason, never even of heard the name a few years ago. Now there's loads of them running around

kunst nugget · 18-11-2015 10:46AM

DoozerT6 wrote: »

Jessa Duggar (yes, of THOSE Duggars) has called her brand new baby boy....Spurgeon.

/thread.

Not THOSE Duggars!?!? :eek:

Em, who are THOSE Duggars?

keano_afc · 18-11-2015 10:58AM

saralou2011 wrote: »

Hate the name Mason, never even of heard the name a few years ago. Now there's loads of them running around

Yeah, friend of mine just named her new baby Mason. I often wonder whether people who comment saying "ah thats lovely" are being serious. I've annoyed people in the past by being honest when hearing the horrendous names parents have given their kids.

Samaris · 18-11-2015 12:48PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Not THOSE Duggars!?!? :eek:

Em, who are THOSE Duggars?

They're a family..may be part of the Quiverfull movement? Anyway, their aim in life seems to be having as many children as possible. Had a TV show called 19 and counting, and then I think a follow-up called 20 And Counting (yes, referring to the number of kids!). Very religious family, but one of the oldest boys got done recently for molesting some of his sisters.

Strange bunch.

Asarlai · 19-11-2015 04:50AM

Arthritis McAnaspie.

Known to friends as Arty

Asarlai · 19-11-2015 04:50AM

Arthritis McAnaspie.

Known to friends as Arty

conorh91 · 19-11-2015 05:15AM

PLL wrote: »

I had a child at 20 and gave her a traditional Irish name. Many don't like it, that's grand. They want the newer modern names. But I get excited when the stereotypical young mammies on the dole tell me its old-fashioned. I actually take it as a compliment that they don't like it.

sounds to me more like inverse snobbery on your behalf, tbh.

Some people choose their child's name so as not to be "common", which is perhaps the most amusing indictment of their social ungainliness of all.

Is there anything more "common" than naming your child after a celebrity, a royal, or any other trend or tournament?

I don't think so.

I think it's hilarious when railway engineers and civil servants name their children after British monarchs. Absolutely bizarre!

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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