Trivial things that annoy you part 479

tomwaterford · 28-10-2015 03:15PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

...backs away.....:eek:

:pac:

I swear il have to turn off the TV/radio for all November

jimgoose · 28-10-2015 03:19PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

This is bad how!!

I actively dislike xmas

Say 'tain't so, Thomas. Please do. A half-hunderd of coal roaring in the fireplace, camembert and port and all manner of good things on the coffee-tables, one's Daimler burbling gently through the snow-strewn streets, laden with presents while the footman throws roast chestnuts through the windows to the urchins without. What, I ask of thee, is not to like?? :cool:

tomwaterford · 28-10-2015 03:31PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Say 'tain't so, Thomas. Please do. A half-hunderd of coal roaring in the fireplace, camembert and port and all manner of good things on the coffee-tables, one's Daimler burbling gently through the snow-strewn streets, laden with presents while the footman throws roast chestnuts through the windows to the urchins without. What, I ask of thee, is not to like?? :cool:

Ok ok...I just hate any word of Xmas before December

justchecked · 28-10-2015 03:32PM

Couldnt find the right color shoes as i was rushing leaving the house. And theyre totally clashing with my jeans. Its terrible.
I feel like brüno.

Savage Tyrant · 28-10-2015 03:32PM

I have 2 iPhones, 2 iPads, an Xbox one, a bike and a screw gun to buy as main presents for Christmas this year. ... Christmas can lick my sweaty ballsack!

Clegg · 28-10-2015 03:36PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

This is bad how!!

I actively dislike xmas

I bet you steal candy from babies too.

You monster.

tomwaterford · 28-10-2015 03:37PM

Clegg wrote: »

I bet you steal candy from babies too.

You monster.

Yes....but I don't even eat it then :pac:

jimgoose · 28-10-2015 03:43PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Ok ok...I just hate any word of Xmas before December

Well I hate this hysterical yowling about Christmas that various retailers start around the end of August too. It's hard work to not be all Christmased out by the time it actually gets here. :pac:

One eyed Jack · 28-10-2015 03:53PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Ok ok...I just hate any word of Xmas before December

Any time before December 13th really. Twelve days is enough time for anyone to get enthused about Christmas. I used to enjoy Christmas, maybe that's because I was a child and didn't realise how commercialised it was even back in the 80's (one of my favorite Christmas memories was our mother taking us all to a massive warehouse full of toys, and we all picked out mauser guns and pretended to shoot the shyte out of each other... happy days

), but now... you just can't bloody avoid it for even five minutes!

Not to mention, "chugger season" will soon be in full overdrive too, armies of the fcukers out on the streets, that if you go one way to avoid them, you're guaranteed to run into another ten of them down a side street catching all the people that have ducked to avoid their buddies on the main street! :pac:

tomwaterford · 28-10-2015 03:59PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Any time before December 13th really. Twelve days is enough time for anyone to get enthused about Christmas. I used to enjoy Christmas, maybe that's because I was a child and didn't realise how commercialised it was even back in the 80's (one of my favorite Christmas memories was our mother taking us all to a massive warehouse full of toys, and we all picked out mauser guns and pretended to shoot the shyte out of each other... happy days ), but now... you just can't bloody avoid it for even five minutes!

Not to mention, "chugger season" will soon be in full overdrive too, armies of the fcukers out on the streets, that if you go one way to avoid them, you're guaranteed to run into another ten of them down a side street catching all the people that have ducked to avoid their buddies on the main street! :pac:

I'm willing to go to December the first (not the traditional 8th)

And they called me a candy stealing monster :mad:

Colser · 28-10-2015 04:06PM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

I have 2 iPhones, 2 iPads, an Xbox one, a bike and a screw gun to buy as main presents for Christmas this year. ... Christmas can lick my sweaty ballsack!

Hey Santa Baby..;) Please Stop Here.:p

jimgoose · 28-10-2015 04:15PM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

I have 2 iPhones, 2 iPads, an Xbox one, a bike and a screw gun to buy as main presents for Christmas this year. ... Christmas can lick my sweaty ballsack!

It is almost comical, the apoplectic conniption the various commercial entities get themselves into to sell you even more ridiculous crap during the run-up to Christmas. Thankfully, I am largely immune to it. Except I intend to buy myself one of them there new Gillette razors with the James Dyson-esque rotating ball, the better to track, GPS-like, the geologically interesting topology of my mush. Damn you, King C. Gillette!!

frozenfrozen · 28-10-2015 04:24PM

I got blood taken earlier on and I can't handle that ****, my blood was always intended to stay inside. after the third little vial yoke being full I had no more blood to give and was ready to fall asleep.

Trivially annoying part was having to walk through the waiting room full of people after, wrecked off my box like I smoked a pint of vodka, then outside someone pulled up in a car and asked me where the primary school is. what school I don't even have enough blood

fussyonion · 28-10-2015 06:06PM

Dirty filthy women leaving their Tampax wrappers and sanitary pad papers on the bathroom floor in the gym toilets.
I've mentioned this before.

The cleaners are excellent at keeping the changing rooms/toilets immaculately clean; then some filthy cow goes and leaves her lady things on the floor when there's a BIN right beside the toilet.
It's just laziness and dirtiness and I fcuking hate it.

CrowdedHouse · 28-10-2015 06:12PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Except I intend to buy myself one of them there new Gillette razors with the James Dyson-esque rotating ball, the better to track, GPS-like, the geologically interesting topology of my mush. Damn you, King C. Gillette!!

Aw man don't do it - back to the future with a double edge razor, your face will thank you.

I managed to cajole the OH into getting me one of these a few Christmases ago..

http://www.shaving.ie/products/feather-stainless-steel-razor-asd2.html

One eyed Jack · 28-10-2015 06:28PM

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Aw man don't do it - back to the future with a double edge razor, your face will thank you.

I managed to cajole the OH into getting me one of these a few Christmases ago..

http://www.shaving.ie/products/feather-stainless-steel-razor-asd2.html

Am I reading that right? Nearly €200? :eek:

I'd love to get one, but my life insurance policy doesn't cover anything sharper than a play-doh knife in my hands... :pac:

Rubberlegs · 28-10-2015 06:30PM

Beating myself up all day over a stupid mistake, can't let it go

. That and beating myself up over other people's behaviour beyond my control, but feeling responsible for it all the same...

justchecked · 28-10-2015 06:47PM

73Cat wrote: »

Beating myself up all day over a stupid mistake, can't let it go . That and beating myself up over other people's behaviour beyond my control, but feeling responsible for it all the same...

Know the feeling, did something stupid a few weeks ago and couldnt stop. So I wrote down never to make that mistake again on a small piece of paper and ate it. Its the only way.

Ok I didnt really but you probably should.

CrowdedHouse · 28-10-2015 06:52PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Am I reading that right? Nearly €200? :eek:

Well it is a kind of premium model...and I did say cajole...still though I'll have it 5 years this Christmas and it has been used every single day since I got it, not many presents do that!

selous · 28-10-2015 07:28PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Any time before December 13th really. Twelve days is enough time for anyone to get enthused about Christmas. I used to enjoy Christmas, maybe that's because I was a child and didn't realise how commercialised it was even back in the 80's (one of my favorite Christmas memories was our mother taking us all to a massive warehouse full of toys, and we all picked out mauser guns and pretended to shoot the shyte out of each other... happy days ), but now... you just can't bloody avoid it for even five minutes!

Phew so it wasn't only me, I got a full size MP40 one Christmas, and still have it, over 30 years now, although, it doesn't make the sound when you pull the trigger.:D

whatismyname · 28-10-2015 08:03PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

This is bad how!!

I actively dislike xmas

I'm with you!

nicki11 · 28-10-2015 09:13PM

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

I have 2 iPhones, 2 iPads, an Xbox one, a bike and a screw gun to buy as main presents for Christmas this year. ... Christmas can lick my sweaty ballsack!

Couldn't get away with android, xbox.5 maybe and a unicycle?

KungPao · 28-10-2015 10:35PM

The Beastie Boys.

Jesus Cristo, they are bloody annoying. I know you are probably wondering why in 2015 I am annoyed them but I listen to random playlists on Accuradio a lot (old school, but still great).

But by God, they are ****e. So ****e. Always reach for the 'next' button when they come on. Out of tune shouting, that's all it is!

Schwiiing · 29-10-2015 12:01AM

Sam Smiths vocal range. At the upper limit of human hearing at all stages. Terrible.

Boom_Bap · 29-10-2015 09:31AM

KungPao wrote: »

The Beastie Boys.

Jesus Cristo, they are bloody annoying. I know you are probably wondering why in 2015 I am annoyed them but I listen to random playlists on Accuradio a lot (old school, but still great).

But by God, they are ****e. So ****e. Always reach for the 'next' button when they come on. Out of tune shouting, that's all it is!

Take the back!!!!!

...just kidding, I love the Beasties though but am highly aware that they are not everyones cup of bovril.

I'm a bit of a music snob, I used to be a huge snob and it closed off alot of music for me growing up. It's annoying and good that I have so much other music to catch up on.

AndyBoBandy · 29-10-2015 09:37AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It's annoying and good that I have so much other music to catch up on.

Wait till you get a load of Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan doing a duet. Mind. Blown.

Boom_Bap · 29-10-2015 09:40AM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

Wait till you get a load of Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan doing a duet. Mind. Blown.

As a fan of Neighbours growing up, I was all over that sh*t.
The last time I heard that song was when I was in a Neighbours Trivia Tour Bus on the way to 'Ramsey' Street after visiting 'Erinsborough High'.

EDIT: ^FYI - That is not a joke!

AndyBoBandy · 29-10-2015 09:41AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The last time I heard that song was when I was in a Neighbours Trivia Tour Bus on the way to 'Ramsey' Street after visiting 'Erinsborough High'.

You sir.

You have truly lived.

eisenberg1 · 29-10-2015 10:45AM

selous wrote: »

Phew so it wasn't only me, I got a full size MP40 one Christmas, and still have it, over 30 years now, although, it doesn't make the sound when you pull the trigger.:D

I am older than you guys, so I reckon the "Johnny Seven" was your only man.

And no, it's not a pack of condoms for every day of the week!

Neverforgotten · 29-10-2015 11:36AM

I am on the bus and someone is whistling since he got on. Seriously, it makes me want to hurt people

Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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