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Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    60 digits that wold put a rocket in space. He's gone off the dead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    more numbers than a rocket ship


  • Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's a decillion, actually


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭PeterTheEighth


    Thanks Joe, I recorded that bit of audio, and put the number in to my meter. I now have 20 euro credit for nothing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    60 digits also knows as a Duffillion........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    what do you wurk at?

    caller hangs up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    How many digits was it Joe? I didn't catch it the first time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    are you a vampire caller?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "I broke the camera, Joe."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,472 ✭✭✭brooke 2


    'In the old days they used to say - telephone, telegram, tell a woman,
    tell Joe'!!! :):):)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    It's a decillion, actually

    That number or Joe's wages?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Who issued the app - Electric Ireland?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Maybe he's an ugly so and so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Sound like he photographed his mickey in the end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Im sure he was pressing the wrong button


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Retired Garda


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    ah Ex guard..................... I might have known


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    So, this fellow's complaint is that the pic doesn't look anything like he sees in the mirror?
    That's entirely normal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Retired Garda can't manage to use a modern phone ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Guards and technology eh


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Sound like he photographed his mickey in the end.

    As long as he didn't photograph his mickey in someone else's end.


  • Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There is no way that Joe would know about pay as you go electricity...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Joe has no idea about 'topping up' with electric Ireland ...


  • Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Born in 1917, let's see if Joe can make a tenuous link to the year before and his buke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Born in 1917, let's see if Joe can make a tenuous link to the year before and his buke

    All he has to do is ask if there was a relative killed in the rising, and off he'll go. I am sure he's already making notes for the second edition.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭PeterTheEighth


    Caller: "He met another woman in England and married her. "

    Duffy: "She wasnt 14 years old was she?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    He met a good few of "The A- Team"???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Hold the Ryanair flight, Joe wants a chat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    "It's a fantastic story." he sighed.

    Even Joe sounded bored about that call.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Describe Dublin Airport."

    "It's big, and busy, with planes."


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