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Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

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  • #512
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    neris wrote: »
    Christmas is coming and joe is getting fatter, so to speak

    FYP.


  • #513
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,127 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Bash the gardai week on liveline


  • #514
    PeterTheEighth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭PeterTheEighth


    The pinata of the Irish tax system.... The taxpayer is a bit of a pinata for you as well Joe.. How much are you getting and now you want Joe taxpayer to buy your books as well.


  • #515
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    narky:eek:


  • #516
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    its easy getting your NCT done if you book in good time, last minute Larrys are always whining


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  • #517
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    "I didn't know that".

    Add that to the ever expanding list of things Joe speaks with authority on but is in fact clueless of the details.


  • #518
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    <sigh>
    So many wobbly tables in the world and so little time...

    u2pKa6q.png

    A glutton for punishment. Would one copy not have done you?
    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    The sticker says "WOW €19.99"

    Not from next Wednesday it won't be. :)


  • #519
    PeterTheEighth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭PeterTheEighth


    "A free run for them" he says... And him promoting his book for free for the last three months..


  • #520
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Imagine if the NCT ad was made in Germany! Comrade Joe would be spitting feathers, so to speak!!!


  • #521
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    please let someone come on and wind him up with the mood he is in


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  • #522
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    PeterTheEighth wrote: »
    "A free run for them" he says... And him promoting his book for free for the last three months..

    Not only promoting the book, he used Liveline for research purposes while trousering his obscene fee.


  • #523
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    there is a clear warning on the website when you book, if you have a 10 year old car you will get a cert for 2 years less a few months instead of 1 year, the incentive is for people with 10 year old cars


  • #524
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    my friend wrote: »
    its easy getting your NCT done if you book in good time, last minute Larrys are always whining

    Normally I'd agree but is has been really bad lately, we tired booking one of our cars months prior to the due date for earlier this year and still couldn't get an appointment for a couple of months afterwards.

    But as a bonus it meant we didn't have to pay.


  • #525
    PeterTheEighth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭PeterTheEighth


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Not only promoting the book, he used Liveline for research purposes while trousering his obscene fee.

    Oh and dont forget Spirit Level, the only show that Joe presents that has a bit of balance...

    disclaimer: I've used that joke before... :pac:


  • #526
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    "A little trap". Don't be a dick Joe.


  • #527
    Dr.Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭Dr.Internet


    Being paid seperately

    wha'?


  • #528
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Eh The Luas will reduce traffic eventually you clown.


  • #529
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Eh Limo is not identical to a Taxi, you can't pick up at a rank etc.


  • #530
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,127 ✭✭✭✭neris


    On todays show joe talks to his chauffer


  • #531
    Dr.Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭Dr.Internet


    check point charlie on college green


    no exaggeration there


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  • #532
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    You're just a chauffeur you dick, with a fancy cap.

    I'm in the mood for calling everyone a dick today.


  • #533
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Limos have white discs limos have yellow, they are not identical.


  • #534
    Dr.Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭Dr.Internet


    neris wrote: »
    On todays show joe talks to his chauffer

    the canteen must have been empty


  • #535
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    He's like a security guard with a chip on his shoulder with Gardaí.


  • #536
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    You're just a chauffeur you dick, with a fancy cap.

    I'm in the mood for calling everyone a dick today.

    just let it out:D


  • #537
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    neris wrote: »
    On todays show joe talks to his chauffer

    So if a retired Garda comes on, we can assume it is his bodyguard.


  • #538
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Dead child.

    BINGO


  • #539
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Dr.Internet wrote: »
    the canteen must have been empty

    After yesterday, the sports department decided to take an early lunch.


  • #540
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    somebody rattled Joe's cage today


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  • #541
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    This guy has notions. He's a but clueless, he probably wouldn't even qualify as a proper taxi driver.


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