English jokes?

mrcheez · 2015-10-17 14:03:05

There have to be a good few one-liner jokes that make fun of particular English-isms, anyone got some? :D All I can find are jokes about their football teams and supposed bad teeth (if you are American) which are "meh" :rolleyes:

17-10-2015 02:03PM

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There have to be a good few one-liner jokes that make fun of particular English-isms, anyone got some?

All I can find are jokes about their football teams and supposed bad teeth (if you are American) which are "meh" :rolleyes:

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Surprised no-one has any that take off an English cliché, like one Irish joke I heard from an English bloke:

Why did the Irishman wear 2 condoms? To be sure, to be sure.

It's immature humour I know (and probably passé to most) but there are still some of a certain vintage that revel in their Irish jokes, so it'd be good to have a few to throw back at 'em

Fact a lot of them can't speak English despite inventing the language?
What's easier than screwing in a lightbulb? Getting an A-level?

so..something like that but, eh, funny.

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