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Joya's Jump School of Doom!(Lair Thread)

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  • #7562
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Not exactly. By 'all' I meant a maximum of three including myself :p

    Hugo doesn't do orgies. Far too prone to falling in love!

    Have fun all!


  • #7563
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 62,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Besides Hugo we're only in the planning stages here!.


  • #7564
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Besides Hugo we're only in the planning stages here!.

    See my above post, Grem!


  • #7565
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 62,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Can I have any vouchers that come your way so Hugo?? :D


  • #7566
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Hugo doesn't do orgies. Far too prone to falling in love!

    Have fun all!

    Really? Hmm. My highly trained abilities regarding human motivation is very interested in this I must say :p


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  • #7567
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Can I have any vouchers that come your way so Hugo?? :D

    Vouchers cost snuggles, Grem.


  • #7568
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Not exactly. By 'all' I meant a maximum of three including myself :p

    Wait a minute now, you never said you were available... :eek: :P


  • #7569
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Vouchers cost snuggles, Grem.

    I may have some extra ones lying around :p


  • #7570
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Really? Hmm. My highly trained abilities regarding human motivation is very interested in this I must say :p

    *Throws open bed covers*

    Why don't you hop in and we "chat" about it. :pac:


  • #7571
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    *Throws open bed covers*

    Why don't you hop in and we "chat" about it. :pac:

    I've a better idea. Why don't you step in to my consulting room, pop up on the couch and let me stick my fingers in to your mind :p


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  • #7572
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I've a better idea. Why don't you step in to my consulting room, pop up on the couch and let me stick my fingers in to your mind :p

    Deal! :D


  • #7573
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shiminay wrote: »
    Wait a minute now, you never said you were available... :eek: :P

    Yes! I do remember saying that it is I providing the services! :p


  • #7574
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Less lingering, more fingering!


  • #7575
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Deal! :D

    Excellent! It won't hurt a bit! :D


  • #7576
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Less lingering, more fingering!

    Of the mind Hugo. Fingering of the mind :p


  • #7577
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Of the mind Hugo. Fingering of the mind :p

    Oh! *pulls up pants* :o

    So how does this work then? In through the ear or Vulcan mind-meld stylee?


  • #7578
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes! I do remember saying that it is I providing the services! :p

    This just became the best service in Ireland! :D


  • #7579
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Oh! *pulls up pants* :o

    So how does this work then? In through the ear or Vulcan mind-meld stylee?

    Well I begin by saying something like 'Hi Hugo, how are you'?
    And you respond. I'll know if your response is a lie so it's better to tell the truth :p


  • #7580
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shiminay wrote: »
    This just became the best service in Ireland! :D

    I do aim for quality :p


  • #7581
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Well I begin by saying something like 'Hi Hugo, how are you'?
    And you respond. I'll know if your response is a lie so it's better to tell the truth :p

    I see. *P's lie detector explodes*


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  • #7582
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 62,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    This is some high quality shenanigans tonight noccers, applause for you all.

    So we were fingering Hugo?. Do continue.. Mind meld indeed..


  • #7583
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    This is some high quality shenanigans tonight noccers, applause for you all.

    So we were fingering Hugo?. Do continue.. Mind meld indeed..

    Have at it, Grem! Hugo is very discrete.


  • #7584
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    This is some high quality shenanigans tonight noccers, applause for you all.

    So we were fingering Hugo?. Do continue.. Mind meld indeed..

    Just to clear up any confusion it was Hugo's mind I was interested in fingering :p


  • #7585
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Just to clear up any confusion it was Hugo's mind I was interested in fingering :p

    The key to my madness is in there somewhere. You're a caring person, P. Thank you. x :)




    So do you need lube or anything for this?


  • #7586
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    So do you need lube or anything for this?

    Jaysus, I meant like how they do for an ultrasound! :o


  • #7587
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    The key to my madness is in there somewhere. You're a caring person, P. Thank you. x :)




    So do you need lube or anything for this?

    *Puts on rubber gloves. Quickly remembers that it's mind business only and takes them off again*


    Anytime Hugo!! :D


  • #7588
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Jaysus, I meant like how they do for an ultrasound! :o

    No you didn't :p


  • #7589
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Guess what time it is in Eire?

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  • #7590
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No you didn't :p

    Yeah, I was just trying to save face! :pac:


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  • #7591
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 62,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Hi Swannie, I believe you'll like the shenanigans tonight!


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