Difference between Dubs and Culchies

THINGS DUBBS LOVE......
> 1 Aslan
> 2 Heroin (See 1)
> 3 Stealin'
> 4 Joy-ridin'
> 5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
> 6 Shamrock Rovers
> 7 Social welfare
> 8 Keyin' Cars
> 9 Pop Idol
> 10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
> 11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
> 12 Compo
> 13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
> 14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, Corpo)
> 15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
> 16 John Player Blue
> 17 Burberry
> 18 Burglary
> 19 Fair City
> 20 Celtic shirts
> 21 'Taches
> 22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
> 23 Sky Digital
> 24 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"
> 25 Travelling in packs
> 26 Moochin'
> 27 Swearing at their babies
> 28 Getting their mot's preggers
> 29 Champion Sports
> 30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
> 31 Skippin' school
> 32 Skippin' bail
> 33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the
> bus
> 34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
> 35 Funtasia
> 36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country >37 Man U >38 Saying,
> "That's
> not my bleedin' job!"
> 39 Pushing prams while smoking
> 40 Earrings (for guys)
> 41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
> 42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something
> 43 Baseball caps
> 44 Sawn-off Shotguns
> 45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
> 46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by someone
> else
> just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my >witness)
> 47 Shop-liftin'
> 48 Tamangos
> 49 Not payin' the bus fare
> 50 Curry Chips and a burger
> 51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get
> hammered
> on a Sunday afternoon
> 52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wanker'
> 53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the
> Four
> Courts
> 54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless
> Mayhem
> will suffice
> 55 Pissing in Elevators
> 56 Being an authority on everything
> 57 Knee-cappings
> 58 Racism
> 59 Smiley Bolger
> 60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with
> ears
> from the back
> 61 Not readin' bukes
>
> THINGS CULCHIES LOVE
>
> 1 A nice bit of ham.
> 2 Buttered biscuits.
> 3 Diggin Houles.
> 4 Saying its too cold to snow
> 5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
> 6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
> 7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
> 8 A stretch in the evenings
> 9 Lucozade
> 10 Accordians
> 11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
> 12 A dinner dance
> 13 Gettin clattered in muck.
> 14 Shania Twain.
> 15 Hefers
> 16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
> 17 Steel toe caps.
> 18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
> 19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
> 20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
> 21 The smell of fresh dung.
> 22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
> 23 Work Clothes
> 24 A bottle of mineral.
> 25 Fightin'.
> 26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
> 27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
> 28 Being overweight.
> 29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
> 30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
> 31 Drink driving.
> 32 Red diesel
> 33 The Fear of Change.
> 34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
> 35 Lying.
> 36 Building walls.
> 37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
> 38 Pretending to like mass
> 39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
> 40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
> 41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
> 42 Mohammed Ali.
> 43 Machinery.
> 44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
> 45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
> 46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
> 47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
> 48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
> 49 Soda farls.
> 50 Sponge 'n Custirt
> 51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
> 52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
> 53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
> 54 The Ra.
> 55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
> 56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
> 57 Club Orange
> 58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
> 59 The Foot & Mouth.
> 60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
> 61 TK Red Lemonade