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things you shouldn't laugh at, but do...

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  • #62
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I love unPC humour- think Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle's style of comedy.
    I also enjoy dark jokes and had a discussion with d'mammy in the car today regarding really bad jokes.
    Told her two that I heard before but hadn't voiced for fear of offending her. Me mammy is not really into black humour but I once caught her and the stepdad breaking their ****es over Roy Chubby Brown one night so I guess it depends on her mood... :/
    Anyways, I told her these two jokes and she groan-laughed:

    How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
    Aids.

    and this one:
    What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
    Christopher Walken

    Reddit has a whole bunch of really crude dark jokes that I shan't repeat here but those two had me guiltily chuckling.


  • #63
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    McChubbin wrote: »
    I love unPC humour- think Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle's style of comedy.
    I also enjoy dark jokes and had a discussion with d'mammy in the car today regarding really bad jokes.
    Told her two that I heard before but hadn't voiced for fear of offending her. Me mammy is not really into black humour but I once caught her and the stepdad breaking their ****es over Roy Chubby Brown one night so I guess it depends on her mood... :/
    Anyways, I told her these two jokes and she groan-laughed:

    How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
    Aids.

    and this one:
    What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
    Christopher Walken

    Reddit has a whole bunch of really crude dark jokes that I shan't repeat here but those two had me guiltily chuckling.


    look, the way I see it is that its a common thing among us to make light of darkness. its like a defence mechanism. it cant hurt as much if we laugh, if we don't laugh, we cry. to be honest im the same, shock humour is something I would buy into. I hate ''safe'' humour. Once its not done to be nasty or trolling, I just brush it off.


  • #64
    eternal
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    nullzero wrote: »
    Used to work with a guy who would constantly laugh at inappropriate things. One day he was watching a video he found posted by Peta showing some form of small mammal having its skin torn off for its fur while it was still alive. Horrendous stuff that nobody wants to see believe me, but this guy thought it was hilarious and he used to put it on to "cheer himself up" from time to time.

    He sounds like a fcking psychopath. A bit beyond inappropriate to be fair.


  • #65
    NOS3
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    When toddlers and young children give back talk. I just think they are hilarious and sassy. I wouldn't laugh in front of them because I don't want to encourage it. If they were my kids though I probably wouldn't be so impressed. :P


  • #66
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    kfallon wrote: »
    Farts! Big loud ones!

    You'll love Ed Bassmaster.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXL6KZJnRtg


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  • #67
    bodhrandude
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    I remember being in Mr Wimpy in the 80s, remember Mr Wimpy, anyway there was this kids birthday party and some Wimpy mascot came out to entertain the kids, the guy enters the room and roars that he is Mr Wimpy and is here to entertain the kids. Some cheeky wee fecker runs up at punches him right into the balls and fairplay to the guy he kept a straight face and good composure. I guess you can laugh and can't at the same time.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #68
    fleet_admiral
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    Fat girls falling over. I was at a wedding a few weeks ago and a huge girl hit the deck late in the night. I thought an articulated lorry had crashed through the window and the shock wave was still measurable on its third pass around the globe


  • #69
    NachoBusiness
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    You shouldn't laugh..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCEGPOuNshc


  • #70
    Mountainsandh
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    Willie O'Dea.

    Nothing to do with politics, when I see him on the telly I tend to cut off the sound and just laugh at the looks of him. The guy is like a walking and talking Muppet puppet.

    Also, I find people running to the aircraft for a Ryanair flight hilarious, although now I have kids I would probably do it too so as to be sitting beside them.

    People on roller coasters from a nice grounded perspective, little heads lolling and screaming their heads off.

    Cyclists in the rain.:o


  • #71
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,646 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Mountainsandh wrote: »
    [Willie O'Dea.

    Nothing to do with politics, when I see him on the telly I tend to cut off the sound and just laugh at the looks of him. The guy is like a walking and talking Muppet puppet.

    Also, I find people running to the aircraft for a Ryanair flight hilarious, although now I have kids I would probably do it too so as to be sitting beside them.

    People on roller coasters from a nice grounded perspective, little heads lolling and screaming their heads off.

    Cyclists in the rain.:o


    You're lucky you don't live in the same neighbourhood as the man, that little schoolboy toddle he does with the head nodding like one of those toys people put on their dashboards, and just to be civil I'd always greet him with "Willie", and a nod... ha, nodding willies :pac:

    Anyway, courtesy of the Cycling forum, the last minute of this clip -




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  • #72
    LDN_Irish
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    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    You're lucky you don't live in the same neighbourhood as the man, that little schoolboy toddle he does with the head nodding like one of those toys people put on their dashboards, and just to be civil I'd always greet him with "Willie", and a nod... ha, nodding willies :pac:

    Anyway, courtesy of the Cycling forum, the last minute of this clip -



    The way he tumbled on his head was mad.


  • #73
    razorblunt
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    LDN_Irish wrote: »
    The way he tumbled on his head was mad.

    I wonder with the glasses falling off did he think the massive grey blur was only a few inches from his face?


  • #74
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,646 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    The Cycling forum is like the forum that just keeps on giving lately -


    Numb cock after a cycle...


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