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  • #7082
    pew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,237 ✭✭✭pew


    dellas1979 wrote: »
    G'wan g'wan g'wan...what did he say.

    I smell like a new born baby only sexier.

    His face dropped when he realised what he said. Profusely going I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm not a paedo!! I know he isn't I think he was a bit socially awkward. And wasn't thinking about what he was saying.

    In his defence I used a lotion that does smell like something you'd use for a baby.

    On another date i was told he finds me oddly attractive and he doesn't know why....is that a compliment??


  • #7083
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    All i can think of now is

    "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

    :pac:


  • #7084
    Trebor176
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,435 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    I do get on with many people, so I'd like to think I'd perform well on a date. However, it might seem that way in my head, but in person, I'd probably feck things up somewhere along the way. The last thing I'd want to do would be to bore her, which is probably my biggest fear. But, if we can converse well, then great. I'm no comedian, but if I can make her laugh anyway, it's a bonus. I haven't been on many dates at all in my years, so I would certainly be quite rusty.


  • #7085
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Hope ye all had a great weekend :) just listening to the rain here, very relaxing :)


  • #7086
    Liamalone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,000 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Is he looking his wee belly rubbed?


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  • #7087
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Went into the off licence to buy some cans and the woman serving goes, what age are you? I told her and just continued on and then she started 'Jesus fkcing christ, there's no way.' It was embarrassing because I thought she was having a laugh at my expense. I told her I had no make up on and she apologised for making me paranoid. There's no way anyway I look 17, she must have had a long day today. I'm wearing trackers though cos I was walking but that wouldn't make someone look young?

    Story of the day over.

    Hello everyone. I'm getting efibre, does anyone have it?


  • #7088
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Nope I'm a Vodafone customer :)

    How's your week going?


  • #7089
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Autosport wrote: »
    Nope I'm a Vodafone customer :)

    How's your week going?

    Just been working and looking for an apartment to rent. Nothing exciting.


  • #7090
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    You moving to dub or staying in cork?


  • #7091
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Autosport wrote: »
    You moving to dub or staying in cork?

    I've paid my deposit for Trinity so if I don't find accommodation I'll be upset. I wouldn't mind staying here though if all else fails.
    Having a good holiday?


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  • #7092
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Fingers crossed that you find accommodation, holidays are going well, time is flying by :)


  • #7093
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I can't believe I've only two months left before serious book time. What am I letting myself in for? I'm going out as much as possible before then.
    Pity the weather's not great for you.


  • #7094
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I don't think I could go back studying so I say fair play to you, what are you hoping to study?


  • #7095
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    They're both English Masters. I've no choice I have to do it. At least I enjoy it though. Or I say that now, but there's no exams so pressure may be different.


  • #7096
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I like the sound of no exams, what do you hope to do with your masters?


  • #7097
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Autosport wrote: »
    I like the sound of no exams, what do you hope to do with your masters?

    To be honest I trained as a chef in Fine Dining and I didn't expect to have to retrain so I'll just see what happens.


  • #7098
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Best of luck eternal :)

    Just on my way home from seeing Minions.


  • #7099
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Karsini wrote: »
    Best of luck eternal :)

    Just on my way home from seeing Minions.
    Any good?


  • #7100
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I loved it! The soundtrack is brilliant too.

    If anyone's going to see it, stay right to the end of the credits.


  • #7101
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Karsini wrote: »
    I loved it! The soundtrack is brilliant too.

    If anyone's going to see it, stay right to the end of the credits.

    Yea I loved it too :)


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  • #7102
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    eternal wrote: »
    To be honest I trained as a chef in Fine Dining and I didn't expect to have to retrain so I'll just see what happens.

    Cheffing is a tough job, I did it throughout school and college :(


  • #7103
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Autosport wrote: »
    Cheffing is a tough job, I did it throughout school and college :(

    You were training to be a chef that young? Yeah it is tough but depends where you work too.


  • #7104
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    eternal wrote: »
    You were training to be a chef that young? Yeah it is tough but depends where you work too.

    It was my weekend/summer job


  • #7105
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Autosport wrote: »
    It was my weekend/summer job

    Ah yes. Tough to be doing that and school at the same time. I was one of those hostess people, I was pretty helpless at it.


  • #7106
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I was the pastry chefs minion :D loved it though :)


  • #7107
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Do you do office work now? I know that minion feeling all too well :)


  • #7108
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I wish I did office work


  • #7109
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Ambiguous? I like it!!

    I'm chatting to a guy with a personality disorder. i.e he aint got one.


  • #7110
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    eternal wrote: »
    Ambiguous? I like it!!

    I'm chatting to a guy with a personality disorder. i.e he aint got one.

    Hey! :mad: You said you'd never tell! :pac:

    :p:)


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  • #7111
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Karsini wrote: »
    Hey! :mad: You said you'd never tell! :pac:

    :p:)

    C'mere you have a personality.
    I need a man around here to change the light bulbs. It's too hard for a woman :(


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