I wish I was this good...

El_Presidente · 16-12-1999 02:06PM #1

nice one, most funny

Chaos · 16-12-1999 02:28PM

ah i got bored and stoped reading after the 3rd line

oi elpre do that thing i mailed you about.

www.gibworld.com/chaos
Ps 0wns U

WhiteWashMan · 16-12-1999 02:28PM

jesus,
i was hoping nobody would get hold that...
now my new nick is out

El_Presidente · 16-12-1999 02:42PM

You could try reading my reply Chaos.

It doesnt work.

And ya know the guy with the thing from the place, well I want you to forget about him and instead do it to the guy with the other thing from the 4th place.

That clear???

Draco · 16-12-1999 04:14PM

ah i got bored and stoped reading after the 3rd line

That's 'cause you've the attention span of a two year old.

Trojan · 16-12-1999 05:50PM

How insulting to 2 yr olds...

Al.

Chaos · 16-12-1999 07:13PM

oi elpres is does work you llama. Use a decent puter and it will!

www.gibworld.com/chaos
Ps 0wns U

Paladin · 16-12-1999 09:10PM

I once had a llama.
Or was that a mama?
It ran away.
I left food out every day but it never came home

To this day I still put out its food in the hope it will return.
That was 5 years ago.
Now there is 7000 lbs of llama food blooming into an oasis outside my door.
People pull up in their cars to have a picnic.
I have a sign that reads:
"Have you seen my llama?
If not , FUVK OFF!! "

Quake boards you say???
Whoops.
Ill get my coat.

Paladin · 17-12-1999 12:33AM

One amphetimine too many I think.
What the hell was I saying a few hours ago??
I must be nuts.
A llama?
Id swear id forget my head if it wasnt bolted.....uh attached to my neck.
I mean a llama??

I cant believe I said Humphrey my camel was a llama.
Not a llama.
A CAMEL.
I lost my CAMEL

Lucutus · 17-12-1999 01:13AM

Saw this on Barrysworld after reading a review of the new ThreeWave CTF maps and couldn't resist posting it here...

What it is to be l33t....
Wednesday, December 15, 1999, 22:51

You gotta love irc...

<c0li> I once had so many blue "impressive" logos floating above my model that I crashed the server.
<c0li> Sometimes when i`m playing nightmare bots and I start to get those yellow "excellent" symbols above my head
<c0li> I get so many that the framerate drops to about 5 fps
<c0li> so I can no longer see what direction the bots are moving in
<c0li> But I still know where to shoot
<c0li> so I have to deliberately miss just to keep the framerate manageable.
<c0li> Tomorrow i`m due to play DC.Giant on q3tourney2
<c0li> I`m going to try to beat him using nothing but rotating on the spot
<c0li> If I time it right I can frighten him into the precipice
<c0li> Hope the final version comes out in uk soon
<c0li> I`m getting bored of playing 4 nightmare bots with me on 25 handicap and using nothing but buzz saw
<c0li> When you win maps on q3tourney2 against 6 people from clan [9] simply by constantly scaring everybody down the precipice near the armour&teleporter, you can`t help but be big-headed
<c0li> I never even pressed fire.,
<c0li> In fact I don`t even have fire bound to any key
<c0li> or movement
<c0li> I just jump at exactly the right time to scare them off
<c0li> Final score was 0 to me, and -6 to HAkeem, -7 to Nikodemus, -10 to xenon
<c0li> YES I HAVE PLAYED DR
<c0li> I PLAYED 5 OF THEM ON THE LONGEST YARD
<c0li> THRESH, MAKA, UNHOLY, D2B2, IMMORTAL AND FRICK
<c0li> I MADE HEAVY USE OF THE QUAD BUZZ SAW
<c0li> To bring home a comfortable victory
<c0li> yes - they claimed to be tired
<c0li> they said they were jetlagged after having had to walk from their sitting room to their bedrooms to get to their pc`s.
<c0li> Also, at one point in the game I deliberately (and unknown to them) engineered for them to be lined up in a line.
<c0li> At this point I railed them and got 5 kills and one near kill
<c0li> Whereupon the guy who I didn`t kill cratered 1 second later
<c0li> At one point I air-rox`ed thresh after he grabbed quad (I let him get it).
<c0li> He died and dropped the quad, It was falling off the level
<c0li> so I did an inverse rj, actually using the blast force to fall faster than the quad, Caught it
<c0li> then quad-rj`s off thresh`s falling body to get back up onto the level
<c0li> simultaneously grabbing the 100h and railing Unholy
<c0li> They said I was the best player they had ever played
<c0li> but said I couldn`t join Deathrow because I would take all the limelight
<c0li> So I put my handicap up from 25 to 50 and wooped them hardcore

Lucutus of Borg

[This message has been edited by Lucutus (edited 16-12-1999).]

Monty - the one and only · 17-12-1999 01:53AM

If you believe that you'll believe anything.

Chaos · 17-12-1999 01:56AM

i dont think hes joking...i had about 15 rail sysmbols in a big lan ctf game against the bots, its possible to overflow id say

www.gibworld.com/chaos
Ps 0wns U

Lucutus · 17-12-1999 01:58AM

yeah, but I especially like the little comments that make it really funny...

<c0li> At one point I air-rox`ed thresh after he grabbed quad (I let him get it).

hahaha

Lucutus of Borg

amp · 17-12-1999 06:59AM

Shall I get your coat?

I'm surprised c0li didn't end that with:
and wooped them hardcore while Seven of 9 sucked me knob live on the Playboy channel in my luxury gold plated palace.

hmmm I'll get mine as well

[Insert cool quote here]
Play GLminesweeper!
http://www.iol.ie/~adamj/dl/mineswp.jpg

Canaboid · 17-12-1999 10:45AM

Stay where ye are lads.
I'll just get my shotgun.

Paladin · 17-12-1999 07:10PM

NOOOOOOO
Humphrey is afraid of shotguns!!!!.
Use an automatic rifle instead.

I wish I was this good...

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