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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    I'm annoyed at myself. I can't stop buying stupid stuff lately, and promised myself that I'd put a stop to it, the amount of clutter I have to get rid of in the next few weeks is scary.

    Now I'm wondering if I should buy 100 cute kids plastic spoons for €10. I really want them, but I know they'll just be in the way and end up getting thrown out, and it's a massive waste of €10.

    Yet I still want them. :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    So fcuking tired of listening to my neighbour hammer stuff. Every fcuking day there's something he's tinkering with. On Saturday he not only power hosed his own car, he did the 5 cars that belong to other neighbours. I'm not sure he even asked.:confused: Ordinarily it wouldn't bug me so much but Mr P was signed off sick for the rest of the week, he was on nights last night and is trying to get a bit of sleep. My Dad says yer man has worms and can't sit still, the neighbour, not Mr P. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    messrs wrote: »
    Ye thanks a mill for that, im even older than I first calculated :( when I was working it out I just did basic maths, my age in years X 365 days plus the amount of days so far this year since my bday, I forgot to allow for leap years :( Ive now discovered that I'm actually 9 days older that I thought I was this morning :eek:

    Hey, try discovering that your birth date is closer to a (pre-war) Nazi outrage than today for a genuine TA. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    stephenl15 wrote: »
    Any tips?

    Don't smoke in bed and never park on a double yellow:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Hey, try discovering that your birth date is closer to a (pre-war) Nazi outrage than today for a genuine TA. :(

    I just realised I'm now older than my dad was when I was born. :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    I just realised I'm now older than my dad was when I was born. :eek:

    My elder daughter is 9. I have clear memories of being 9 - I really can't believe my parents were winging it the same way we seem to be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    My new neighbours (parents with three kids) are very nice and all, but my Jesus they're noisy.

    The walls here are not that thick, so every time someone closes a cupboard, it sounds like someone slamming a wrecking ball against the wall.
    Plus two of the kids have taken to playing football out the back and the sound of the ball smacking the wall is driving me mental.

    Their baby seems to cry ALL. THE. TIME.
    I'm not even joking; it does nothing else.

    Then I can hear the kids whining all the time that they're hungry, they want to go out and play, they want this and that and the parents are pandering to their every whim.

    I feel like telling them that when I was a kid, we wouldn't dream of making demands of our parents like that.

    The mother has said to me outside "I hope we're not too noisy for you", but what can you say?
    "Yeah you're actually really noisy, actually"? Can't say that.

    Just gotta get over it, I suppose.

    Another TA is that while it's really warm outside, my house is freezing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭seagull


    Menas wrote: »
    "Can I have two minutes?"

    The most over abused question ever. It never takes two minutes, always takes longer and always ends with a WTF moment.

    Take out stopwatch. Two minutes later - Time's up. Get up and walk away.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭fiachr_a


    That Damien guy who stands in for Joe Duffy is the WORST presenter I've ever heard. He can't string a sentence together without an em or a pause. Every single person he talks to is a more natural speaker than he. Who is that tool related to in RTÉ to get him that job?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭rosie16


    When people (strangers) call to the house and ask 'is my mother'. I'm a f**** adult treat me like one. I'm clearly not capable of handing adult responsibility :p.

    When the ring-pull breaks, I'm inept at using can openers. :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Woke up this morning to find that the cat had dragged a dead bird into the hallway, feathers everywhere. The poor bird :( My wife brought the poor thing outside and then we went back to sleep. Woke up again to find the now decapitated bird was back in the hallway. This time the bird and the cat were sent out, and the window was closed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Drunk people in the playground ..smoking...having their own wee party. WTF?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Had a guy call to my door earlier and the first thing he said was "Is this your house or your Mam and Dad's?"

    And then he tried selling me a CCTV system.
    I politely told him I'd have to consult my other half, but he was adamant on putting me down "provisionally" for it to be done.

    I told him "No, don't put me down", to which he replied: "Ah sure I'll put you down and you can change your mind afterwards."
    NO.

    I won't change my mind AFTERWARDS. If I want it done, I'll tell you.
    He tried getting me to sign this booking and I promptly told him "No, I'm not signing anything."
    Bugger off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Menas wrote: »
    Drunk people in the playground ..smoking...having their own wee party. WTF?!

    :eek:

    Flutes out? Pissing away???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭lizzyman


    fiachr_a wrote: »
    That Damien guy who stands in for Joe Duffy is the WORST presenter I've ever heard. He can't string a sentence together without an em or a pause. Every single person he talks to is a more natural speaker than he. Who is that tool related to in RTÉ to get him that job?

    To be fair, it is Joe Duffy. How could it get any worse?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    For cold callers I always find saying "this isn't a good time to call" with a really sad face makes them apologise and back peddle as quick as they came!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    inforfun wrote: »
    That this is not standard in all shops that have trolleys.

    What is that?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    sam34 wrote: »
    What is that?

    Magnifying Glass attached to the trolley so you can read the finer text on packaging. Pretty clever idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    So fcuking tired of listening to my neighbour hammer stuff. Every fcuking day there's something he's tinkering with. On Saturday he not only power hosed his own car, he did the 5 cars that belong to other neighbours. I'm not sure he even asked.:confused: Ordinarily it wouldn't bug me so much but Mr P was signed off sick for the rest of the week, he was on nights last night and is trying to get a bit of sleep. My Dad says yer man has worms and can't sit still, the neighbour, not Mr P. :D

    My neighbour uses a chainsaw late at night and early in the morning almost every day a week. He has wood in big chunks which is makes smaller to sell as fire wood and it grates on me so much.

    There is building works going on about 10metres from my house and on a saturday last week I was trying to have a lie in and got woke by some gob ****e singing "Oh danny boy" so loudly. What builder belts that out at 8am on a Saturday! Why that song! Argh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Last night and tonight I come in from football and my eyes are itchy as fúck :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    I went to pilates and I'm in agony now. Then I got very violent hiccups and now my throat itches and my nose is like a tap.

    I NEED a new body!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I went to pilates and I'm in agony now. Then I got very violent hiccups and now my throat itches and my nose is like a tap.

    I NEED a new body!!!

    You'll be grand in a little bit, don't worry about it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    kfallon wrote:
    You'll be grand in a little bit, don't worry about it!


    You too :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    KatW4 wrote: »
    You too :)

    Oh i'm alright now ta :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    someone directly outside cutting the grass so loud you cant hear the telly, and have to turn it up to ridiculous levels to hear anything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Specifically, not pacifically ........ specifically. ffs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    The road rash on my leg from a running fall being very visible in all my summer dresses, and it's supposed to be in the mid 20s tomorrow so I'd like to wear one :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    The road rash on my leg from a running fall being very visible in all my summer dresses, and it's supposed to be in the mid 20s tomorrow so I'd like to wear one :mad:

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Menas wrote: »
    Drunk people in the playground ..smoking...having their own wee party. WTF?!

    I'll go for a drunken schwing if I want! :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,018 ✭✭✭Bridge93


    I hate how the wind never just shuts doors that may be left open. It always slams them shut.


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