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  • #3122
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    Are you a guy?

    Last time I checked it was.


  • #3123
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    Last time I checked it was.

    Just don't ask what I look like cos we'll never see you again. It seems to be a natural occurrence around here.


  • #3124
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    eternal wrote: »
    Just don't ask what I look like cos we'll never see you again. It seems to be a natural occurrence around here.
    Try me! :p:)


  • #3125
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Karsini wrote: »
    Try me! :p:)

    Not you. Other peoples.


  • #3126
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    I always say that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


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  • #3127
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Better start drinking so.


  • #3128
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Prefer Guinness.


  • #3129
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    Just don't ask what I look like cos we'll never see you again. It seems to be a natural occurrence around here.

    Why would you say tha? I have you down for a good looking brunette.


  • #3130
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I'm not joking. The neighbour cornered me and gave me some kind of a love letter. Help, please, how do I deal with this?


  • #3131
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Need to see it before we could advise.


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  • #3132
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    eternal wrote: »
    I'm not joking. The neighbour cornered me and gave me some kind of a love letter. Help, please, how do I deal with this?

    :) oh my!

    eh I know he's your neighbour, but has this started now because he was on tinder and saw you on it?


  • #3133
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    Need to see it before we could advise.

    I opened it and it's a series of five repeated messages basically asking me to stay in two hotels on the same date making no sense whatsoever and both hotels are like over two hours away? I despair at my inability to attract normal people.


  • #3134
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    deise08 wrote: »
    :) oh my!

    eh I know he's your neighbour, but has this started now because he was on tinder and saw you on it?

    Nothing to do with Tinder, this has been going on ages now.


  • #3135
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Free night in a hotel? Would you not bend over, stick your arse in the air and think of Ireland? Never know, might enjoy it. ;)


  • #3136
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    Free night in a hotel? Would you not bend over, stick your arse in the air and think of Ireland? Never know, might enjoy it. ;)

    I don't fancy the guy. You're dying to get me laid aren't you.


  • #3137
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    How near does this neighbour live to you?


  • #3138
    Trebor176
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,435 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Good evening fellow singletons :)


  • #3139
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Autosport wrote: »
    How near does this neighbour live to you?

    Next door. He can take his incoherent ramblings elsewhere and hopefully we can have an amiable friendship.


  • #3140
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    I plan to have sex at 72... which is good for me as I live at 23


  • #3141
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    chrysagon wrote: »
    I plan to have sex at 72... which is good for me as I live at 23

    Bob monkhouse told it better :)


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  • #3142
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    and Dangerfield!


  • #3143
    mazdaminx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭mazdaminx


    Been away a while and come back to this! Interesting! !


  • #3144
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    eternal wrote: »
    Nothing to do with Tinder, this has been going on ages now.

    I kinda had somethin like that a few years ago. :) they moved in two doors down. Me being neighbourly used to always say hello. or you know wave when passing in cars on the estate. then it got to every time I opened my door, he was out at his door. He put a card through my letter box saying all lovely stuff about me (but he didn't even know me.) and his phone number.
    Thankfully he moved out about two weeks later and I never saw or heard him again :)

    sorry that's no use to you though .


  • #3145
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    yikes....


  • #3146
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    deise08 wrote: »
    I kinda had somethin like that a few years ago. :) they moved in two doors down. Me being neighbourly used to always say hello. or you know wave when passing in cars on the estate. then it got to every time I opened my door, he was out at his door. He put a card through my letter box saying all lovely stuff about me (but he didn't even know me.) and his phone number.
    Thankfully he moved out about two weeks later and I never saw or heard him again :)

    sorry that's no use to you though .

    No, it's ok. This is full on totally like. None of the messages made sense. I didn't work to pay for college to read a load of drunken warblings. I'm not being a bitch but I remember writing letters at 13 that were better than this.


  • #3147
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    and they say emails have replaced love letters.....


  • #3148
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    This is goin to sound stupid.

    does he know he sent them?

    Did he hand them to you?


  • #3149
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    deise08 wrote: »
    This is goin to sound stupid.

    does he know he sent them?

    Did he hand them to you?

    He appeared to be drunk and gave it to me. He mentioned two hotels miles apart on the same day. Complete nonsense. He is nice but still I'm not interested in him.


  • #3150
    chrysagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    eternal wrote: »
    He appeared to be drunk and gave it to me. He mentioned two hotels miles apart on the same day. Complete nonsense. He is nice but still I'm not interested in him.

    maybe if u got drunk u might find him interesting?:rolleyes:


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  • #3151
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I feel really guilty talking about him on this actually. I wouldn't like it being done to me.


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