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    fake tan for men

    • 06-02-2015 02:18PM
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      lufties
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      Anyone know the best on the market?


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    • #2
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      lufties wrote: »
      Anyone know the best on the market?

      Nutella.


    • #3
      whiskeyman
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      You've come to the right place to ask...


    • #4
      lufties
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      whiskeyman wrote: »
      You've come to the right place to ask...

      Haha **** ye...neanderthals :)


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      Zippie84
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      wanna know my secret? :cool:


    • #6
      lertsnim
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      lufties wrote: »
      Haha **** ye...neanderthals :)

      Fake tan for men?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g


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    • #7
      lufties
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      lertsnim wrote: »
      Fake tan for men?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g

      I know, I got this stuff from australia called mr browne fake tan..pretty good actually. Next I'm going for the crack and sack


    • #8
      jimgoose
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      Mix up fresh cowsh1t with a gallon of diesel in a galvanise bucket. Known as the Kiwi Bloke Foundation.


    • #9
      ScumLord
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      There is no best on the market, all men's fake tan is actually poison used to weed out undesirables.


    • #10
      spongebob89
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      :( men are just not men anymore


    • #11
      RomanKnows
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      You might as well bleach your hoop and wax your nutpurse while you're at it.


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    • #12
      lufties
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      RomanKnows wrote: »
      You might as well bleach your hoop and wax your nutpurse while you're at it.

      Ah jaysus, no bleaching but I'm gonna get the sack waxed...try somethng different :)


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      jimgoose
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      RomanKnows wrote: »
      You might as well bleach your hoop and wax your nutpurse while you're at it.

      Kiwi Blokes do that with a livestock syringe full of Chlorus concentrate and a saucepan of candle-grease over a campfire, respectively.


    • #14
      blade1
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      I dunno, I think this looks pretty good
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bVYywTMkYE


    • #15
      jester77
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      Just drink lots of Sunny Delight


    • #16
      mad muffin
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      Just be careful

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hksuDOkqx2k


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      Don't see why it would need to be man-cific

      Lash a bitta Sally Hansen on yer pins. You'll be only gorgeous.


    • #18
      Greenmachine
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      Nobody should wear fake tan.


    • #19
      Magico Gonzalez
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      "No fake tan". That's the best available.

      Sometimes sold as "nah, don't bother"

      I have seen it branded as "you will look like the black and white minstrels after a rain shower"

      Accept no susbstitute. Any other brand will probably clash with yer handbag.


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      One eyed Jack
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      RomanKnows wrote: »
      You might as well bleach your hoop and wax your nutpurse while you're at it.


      Jesus Christ, I'm weak laughing, quality turn of phrase Sir! :D


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      Banjo String
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      Men with fake tan be like.......

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw


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    • #22
      OneArt
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      spongebob89 wrote: »
      :( men are just not men anymore

      Damn straight.

      We should go back to the good old days of the eighteenth century when men wore high heels, wigs and makeup!


    • #23
      Egginacup
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      lufties wrote: »
      Anyone know the best on the market?

      Why would fake tan for men be any different to fake tan for women?

      isn't real tan the same for both, I.e. The sun?


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      anncoates
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXznmGz2fy4


    • #25
      RoboRat
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      I am pasty white and I used to do a few sessions on the sunbed before I went on holidays, but not anymore when I found out how dangerous they are.

      I now use a bit of Nivea gradual tan or Tanorganic tanning oil (neither are too dark, they just take the whiteness away), just so I don't blind other beachgoers.

      It might sound vain but I don't really care :-)


    • #26
      beks101
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      DON'T DO IT


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      beks101 wrote: »
      DON'T DO IT

      Don't mind her.

      Do it and post pics.


    • #28
      lufties
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      RoboRat wrote: »
      I am pasty white and I used to do a few sessions on the sunbed before I went on holidays, but not anymore when I found out how dangerous they are.

      I now use a bit of Nivea gradual tan or Tanorganic tanning oil (neither are too dark, they just take the whiteness away), just so I don't blind other beachgoers.

      It might sound vain but I don't really care :-)

      two pages in and the first normal answer :)


    • #29
      mikeym
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    • #30
      Iranoutofideas
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      You want some of this OP

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw


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    • #31
      KungPao
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      Just eat lots and lots of carrots.


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