The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Kovu · 14-01-2015 02:44PM

seventeen sheep wrote: »

If this isn't a p*ss-take ... link please?

I won't link it but just google paddy pio baptised

Pumpkinseeds · 14-01-2015 02:47PM

Kovu wrote: »

Sweet jesus, she looks like one of those tropical Barbies.

The boob creeping over the top of the other ones dress is hillarious, they aren't really in to control underwear judging by the bulges.

(I'm going to Hell)

Shrap · 14-01-2015 02:48PM

Witchie wrote: »

Jaysus the state of the dress!

Oh my! It's WONDERFUL! That is a fablys creation (but there's dressmaking in the family, so I'm looking at the workmanship....) and credit where it's due. If you wanted to wear a mermaid dress, you wouldn't find a more Disney example than that. Fair play.

On the names thing - had a neighbour called her kid Gwendoline. I don't like Gwen for short either.

MintyMagnum · 14-01-2015 02:49PM

Tallulah

Fiolina · 14-01-2015 03:15PM

Kovu wrote: »

I won't link it but just google paddy pio baptised

Sweet Jesus :eek::eek::eek::eek:

StormWarrior · 14-01-2015 03:27PM

Bradley. You might as well just write "I am fat stinking dole scum" across your kid's forehead.

Philo Beddoe · 14-01-2015 03:28PM

I just noticed that the kid in the first post on this thread was a boy named Isis. Bet they're regretting that now.

Philo Beddoe · 14-01-2015 03:29PM

MintyMagnum wrote: »

Tallulah

jca · 14-01-2015 03:31PM

Fiolina wrote: »

Sweet Jesus :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Saw it.... My eyes are still watering....

mikeycoz · 14-01-2015 03:33PM

I know a couple who called their girl teneesha (phonetic spelling). I think a lady with dark skin with that name sounds lovely, doesn't work so well on an Irish pastie.

NIMAN · 14-01-2015 03:33PM

Jack.

Bloody thousands of them around, common as muck!

Mother calls it out now in a shop and 30 kids turn their heads.

Shrap · 14-01-2015 03:35PM

Thadeus. Jarlath. Gobnait. Ravinol. Mavourneen. I knew these poor misfortunates.

All my generation - the 70's revival of sh!t names

I nearly got called Saskia, but thankfully got something less likely to not suit me.

inforfun · 14-01-2015 03:49PM

Yesterday a list was published of names parents gave their boys and girls (both link to pdf's) in Holland.

The boy with the name Bellend (has no meaning in Dutch whatsoever) better stays out of English speaking countries i suppose.

whiskeyman · 14-01-2015 03:52PM

inforfun wrote: »

Bellend

Teacher: "Ok boys, we have a new class member joining us all the way from The Nederlands.
Please give a big Irish welcome to...

Bellend Van Kock"

poor sod!

inforfun · 14-01-2015 04:02PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

Teacher: "Ok boys, we have a new class member joining us all the way from The Nederlands.
Please give a big Irish welcome to...

Bellend Van Kock"

poor sod!

Van Kock ... you will not find.

De Kok however is rather common.

The One Doctor · 14-01-2015 04:35PM

Tyler Dillon.

And yes, that's a first name.

ratmouse · 14-01-2015 04:38PM

NIMAN wrote: »

Jack.

Bloody thousands of them around, common as muck!

Mother calls it out now in a shop and 30 kids turn their heads.

I agree. Along with Sam, Ben Harry and Charlie. So so common now and with no originality anymore.

Samsgirl · 14-01-2015 05:36PM

Drake for a boy.

seventeen sheep · 14-01-2015 05:39PM

Samsgirl wrote: »

Drake for a boy.

You'd have to really dislike your son to inflict that one on him. Ouch!

Uncle Ben · 14-01-2015 05:45PM

In Trabolgan a few years back (yeah I know), and I heard the cry coming from the onsite fast food cafe,
'Malibu, your burgurs he arre!'
Class.

Synchronic · 14-01-2015 05:49PM

Wesley, hate that name.

Photo-Sniper · 14-01-2015 06:00PM

Not a kid, but I guess he was a kid once.
Over here, I hear a lot of strange second names.

Was chatting to a couple at an outdoor karaoke session last summer and they were saying their second name was "Van Winkel"

When leaving them (was tanked) I said good luck and the man asked me "Whats your name again, Sorry?"
At this stage we were all pretty scuttered.

I told him my and said "and you"?

"Perry"

I never laughed so much on the train home knowing I spent hours chatting to a man called Perry Van Winkel

Vel · 14-01-2015 06:02PM

Just read an interview with Danny Dyer the 'actor' and his two youngest kids are called Sunnie (I could just about cope with that if it was spelt Sonny) and the other one is called, wait for it, Arty Jose............There are no words for that one!

MoashoaM · 14-01-2015 06:50PM

Lavezzi wrote: »

When I had my child, I spent weeks on end searching through every bit of conspiracy literature I could find making sure I was not naming my child a name any of the scum had previously named their soon-to-be-scum children. I finally settled on Angelo, because I knew no satanic zionist would ever choose a name with 'angel' in it.

What about Angelo Donati? He was a Zionist. You gonna change the kids name?

chughes · 14-01-2015 06:53PM

Shrap wrote: »

I nearly got called Saskia, but thankfully got something less likely to not suit me.

That's the name of a bottled water you can buy in Lidl. I can see this becoming a trend. Just imagine being called Volvic, Perrier, or Evian.

heldel00 · 14-01-2015 06:55PM

Saffron
They wouldn't know what saffron was if it hit them in the face!

Day Lewin · 15-01-2015 10:51AM

@chughes

That's the name of a bottled water you can buy in Lidl. I can see this becoming a trend. Just imagine being called Volvic, Perrier, or Evian

.

I agree...just imagine being introduced to Volvic Perrier Evian MacDonald...it has a certain aristocratic ring?

Or Vic, Perry, and their little sister Evian. Could work. Maybe.

PS NOT "Ballygowan" though, ever.

The Peanut · 15-01-2015 11:40AM

Friend of one of my kids is called Johnjamie; that is how it's spelled.

Not John Jamie. After both grandfathers apparently; couldn't they just have gone JJ or something else?

wolfpawnat · 15-01-2015 11:42AM

katemarch wrote: »

@chughes
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I agree...just imagine being introduced to Volvic Perrier Evian MacDonald...it has a certain aristocratic ring?

Or Vic, Perry, and their little sister Evian. Could work. Maybe.

PS NOT "Ballygowan" though, ever.

I am sorry to say I know a child by the name of Uisce. Her actual name. Poor creature. And she lives in rural Ireland, so can you imagine the písstake that she'll be to the other kids.

awec · 15-01-2015 11:46AM

I know of a child called Cattleya. That's pronounced cat-ah-lay-ah and not cattle-yah.

Horrific.

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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