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Superman !

  • 05-05-2010 12:09PM
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Superman is on his way to a large reunion of super heroes being held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late, his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he approaches his table, his friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel, what happened to you ?"
    "Well, I was zipping down the coastline making great time, when suddenly I look down and there lying on the beach is Wonder Woman - naked !"
    "Wow!" says Robin "What did you do ?"
    "What do you think I did, kid ?
    Her legs were spread, so I figured I was in like Flynn. I dove like an eagle!"
    "Boy, I bet she was surprised," says the Hulk.
    "Superman smiles weakly and says, "Yeah, but not as much as the Invisible Man!"


Comments

  • #2
    CorChil
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 20 ✭CorChil


    When is the new movie out?


  • #3
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    as old as the hills


  • #4
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    I've heard a variation.

    Superman was flying over and saw wonder woman sunbathing naked. Superman decides to fly down and have his way. Faster than a speeding bullet superman went down and was gone.
    Wonderwoman jumped up, "What was that". " I dunno, but my ass hurts like hell", says the invisible man.


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