Liveline thread 16/09/2014 to 26/11/2014

constitutionus · 22-09-2014 02:34PM

Lap dancing not dancing Joe ?

Well give it a shot yourself n let's see how ya fare !v

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2014 02:35PM

This is nearly as bad as the tug of war "story" last year.

Fujitsu10 · 22-09-2014 02:35PM

This takes the biscuit for rubbish...... Is this like a funny monday????

artful_codger · 22-09-2014 02:35PM

Don't have four kids then, ye sexed up boggers.

Dan Jaman · 22-09-2014 02:36PM

I want to see lap-dancing tour guides.

neris · 22-09-2014 02:36PM

The hot potatoe of irish dancing tax rates. Where the **** do they find these gombeens

neris · 22-09-2014 02:37PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

This is nearly as bad as the tug of war "story" last year.

What??

constitutionus · 22-09-2014 02:38PM

This lad has shares in riverdance doesn't he ?

artful_codger · 22-09-2014 02:38PM

neris wrote: »

I says the hot potatoe of irish dancing tax rates. I says where the **** do they find these gombeens, i says

Fixed that for you.

Roger_007 · 22-09-2014 02:39PM

Looking forward to the Funny Ploughing Championship.........................NOT.

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2014 02:40PM

neris wrote: »

What??

Were you not around for that? It was awful - even by "Lahvn Lahn awful" standards. Some bogger (who sounded more than a little simple to be honest) was given pretty much an entire show to talk about reviving Tug O War competitions etc. for men who are unemployed (seriously). Joe was fascinated by this. Questions about what type of rope, clothing etc. He also had possibly the strongest country accent ever heard on Lahv Lahn, which didn't help.

Dan Jaman · 22-09-2014 02:40PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

Looking forward to the Funny Ploughing Championship.........................NOT.

That's Furrow Friday.

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2014 02:41PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

That's Furrow Friday.

BANNED. 2 week ban for that joke Dan. It was that bad.

Note to mods: please take that OBVIOUS joke in the spirit it's intended as.

VinLieger · 22-09-2014 02:42PM

Joe taking it to the evil land lord here

CountyHurler · 22-09-2014 02:42PM

Why is Duffy being such a smart ar$e with this woman?

VinLieger · 22-09-2014 02:43PM

CountyHurler wrote: »

Why is Duffy being such a smart ar$e with this woman?

Cus shes an idiot, just add it onto the rent if they don't pay, she doesnt seem to understand the basic concept of passing on the bill

Harry Angstrom · 22-09-2014 02:43PM

This one is getting no sympathy from Joe

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2014 02:44PM

Joe is a right cranky c*nt today.

He either didn't get his hole last night, or he missed mass yesterday.

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2014 02:45PM

Joe really doesn't understand how the letting process works in Ireland, does he?

CountyHurler · 22-09-2014 02:46PM

In favour now that he's retired and it doesnt impinge on his patch, Joe..

Dan Jaman · 22-09-2014 02:46PM

Wait a minute - tenant doesn't pay for the electric and skips it - Electric Ireland will look for payment from the owner, won't it?

Fujitsu10 · 22-09-2014 02:47PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe is a right cranky c*nt today.

He either didn't get his hole last night, or he missed mass yesterday.

More than likely both I'd say.

CountyHurler · 22-09-2014 02:48PM

Stop roaring will you.. It's not f*kkn roll call..

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2014 02:48PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Wait a minute - tenant doesn't pay for the electric and skips it - Electric Ireland will look for payment from the owner, won't it?

No. It's on the tennant.

Dan Jaman · 22-09-2014 02:49PM

I feel like I'm being lectured by somebody addressing the back of the room.

Dan Jaman · 22-09-2014 02:50PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

No. It's on the tennant.

Really? I'm surprised. I'd kind of assumed they'd simply chase up the easy target, as the owner can't skip.

Harry Angstrom · 22-09-2014 02:50PM

Once a teacher, always a teacher....

sudzs · 22-09-2014 02:51PM

"They were hunted down and sorted out..." :eek:

ButtersSuki · 22-09-2014 02:52PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Really? I'm surprised. I'd kind of assumed they'd simply chase up the easy target, as the owner can't skip.

In fairness, that would be grossly unfair on the landlord and I'd assume legally tough to enforce.

They (EBS etc.) will chase the tennant for payment of the arrears though. But if they leave the country I'd say there's feck all they can do.

CountyHurler · 22-09-2014 02:52PM

If she had a work ethic, what was she doing applying for a job in the public service in the first place... :pac:

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