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Liveline thread 16/09/2014 to 26/11/2014

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  • #332
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    thehouses wrote: »
    What was the name of the politician on the show today?

    Joseph Duffy.


  • #333
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    thehouses wrote: »
    What was the name of the politician on the show today?

    Jobe Ridge.


  • #334
    queensinead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭queensinead


    Tiger Mcilroy wrote: »
    Bad line...common sense..union heads will be outraged at this explanation of a system were performance is measured.. people sackable...outrageous.

    Performance is measured here too. Teachers here now have more inspections than just about any other job---subject inspections, individual inspections, unannounced inspections, whole school inspections...The results are on the web

    And under the new Teaching Council rules they can be sacked for under-performance


  • #335
    curioser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭curioser


    thehouses wrote: »
    What was the name of the politician on the show today?
    Jim Daly TD


  • #336
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    's
    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Just in, missed todays show is it worth podcasting? Lol.


    I actually meant to ask on Pat O'Mahony previously - is he the same Pat O'Mahony who used to host "Head to Toe" when it first aired on RTE?

    This guy (he's the one on the right :D)
    000661cd-550.jpg

    Hmmm, whats Pat doing with his right hand???..........and more disturbingly , that jacket :eek:...................(then again i cant slag him, i had a snot green sports jacket back in the day, ah the fashion faux pas of the 90's back in Ireland) :D


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  • #337
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Mike Guide 69 wrote: »
    's

    Hmmm, whats Pat doing with his right hand???..........and more disturbingly , that jacket :eek:...................(then again i cant slag him, i had a snot green sports jacket back in the day, ah the fashion faux pas of the 90's back in Ireland) :D

    I don't know who's got the better ear-rings of the two.


  • #338
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,123 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Mike Guide 69 wrote: »
    's

    Hmmm, whats Pat doing with his right hand???..........and more disturbingly , that jacket :eek:...................(then again i cant slag him, i had a snot green sports jacket back in the day, ah the fashion faux pas of the 90's back in Ireland) :D

    and the shirt


  • #339
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    I was mugged abroad Joe and I had to pay money to get my stuff back
    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/rte-journalist-mugged-during-scottish-vote-30599299.html


  • #340
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    snubbleste wrote: »
    I was mugged abroad Joe and I had to pay money to get my stuff back
    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/rte-journalist-mugged-during-scottish-vote-30599299.html

    What a pro , our Philip, didnt mention his "ordeal" on the Drivetime slot, i bet he'll bawling his eyes out to our Joe later. Knowing Joe, he probably has his number on speedial looking for the gory details :D


  • #341
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    snubbleste wrote: »
    I was mugged abroad Joe and I had to pay money to get my stuff back
    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/rte-journalist-mugged-during-scottish-vote-30599299.html

    I'm surprised nobody mentioned to him that Niddrie is an utter 'hole.


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  • #342
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Was in Dubalin City Centur this morning and spotted this on Kildare Street. No doubt Joseph was first in line:


  • #343
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe has passed the 20,000 word mark in his book '41 children killed in Easter Rising'. But still need info https://twitter.com/talktojoe1850


  • #344
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Joe has passed the 20,000 word mark in his book '41 children killed in Easter Rising'. But still need info https://twitter.com/talktojoe1850

    Yeah but 15,000 of those words are either dis, dat, dem, dose or coddle.


  • #345
    Tiger Mcilroy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Yeah but 15,000 of those words are either dis, dat, dem, dose or coddle.

    So to speak..per say.


  • #346
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "that would be children over 18 as such"
    Eh..


  • #347
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Bad line! Bad line!

    :D:D


  • #348
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    snubbleste wrote: »
    "that would be children over 18 as such"
    Eh..

    Like adults….


  • #349
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Tiger Mcilroy wrote: »
    So to speak..per say.
    Morraya


  • #350
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Travel:
    • Tenner-EEF-ay
    • Lizz-BONN
    • Doo-Buy
    • Abby Dabby
    • Tull-AH-Moray
    • Stock-hullum
    • Pay-Roo
    • Clontarf
    • Ballyfermot
    • Kai-ROW
    • EYE-tally
    • EYE-tally-an
    • Wendy's Whistle Stop Cafe
    • POLE-and
    • Bile, Co. Roscommon
    • Blake's Corner
    • TOUR-Bally-Lee
    • Castletown Sur Mer
    • EYE-ran
    • EYE-rack
    • Ryanair
    • Aer Lingus

    Fillum:
    • Mrs. Browinz Boyiz
    • Fillum
    • Fillum-eena
    • “I only had a small part in the fillum, but it was an important part”
    • De pictures

    Dubalinese:
    • Coddle
    • Bang Bang
    • Mother D'Arcy
    • Da Widow Twankie
    • Lugz Brannigan
    • Dee ahZoo
    • Moriya
    • Says I
    • salt a dee irth
    • Dja no whor I meen?
    • Guineys

    Joe-isms:
    • Woi?
    • My God
    • Well done, well done.
    • I know that! I know that! I know that!
    • Keep the faith.
    • And how does that make you feel?
    • What's your difference?
    • Ab-SO-lute-LEE
    • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....
    • Don't do the accent
    • Derek's up next
    • Back after these
    • Proceed
    • ATM Machine
    • CCCTV
    • USC - the Universal Social Charge
    • How much?
    • Audible sharp intake of breath
    • “We are where we are….”
    • God Bless
    • I have a little breakeen for you
    • “But that's not a story?”
    • Bad line
    • I'm way over time, apologies to Derek
    • Get a grip!
    • Sure, sure, sure
    • People fought and died
    • Death by sue-ih-coyde
    • gurriers
    • Greyhound Economics
    • Frys Model Railway
    • STRATUS-fear
    • The elephant in the room
    • sumadem
    • Intur-ally-ah
    • Da Tree Twins
    • HIGH-stericks
    • Veh-hickle
    • “And do you have Sky Sports?”
    • Good point, well made.
    • Guinness-es
    • Mudder
    • Fah-der
    • The Herild
    • The Sunday Wurild
    • Moochers
    • Mooching
    • “moochers moochin’”
    • email name
    • email number
    • TURK-in-AY
    • “on grossly inflated salaries...”
    • “is that your real voice?”
    • fibre-gade
    • mod-rin
    • cavvy-it
    • forin national
    • EXPUNGE!
    • What do you do in real life?
    • Swoss-TEAK-ah
    • Holler-cost

    Medical:
    • Lymes Disease
    • Ippy
    • Ass-Burgers
    • Dislexus
    • FARM-OH-con-omix
    • hostible
    • ambellince
    • Cardia-trish-ian


    “Funny” Friday:
    • Doc Savage
    • Brush Shields
    • June Rodgers
    • Oliver Bond
    • Sonny Knowles
    • Syl Fox
    • The sound of silence
    • Jon Bon Jovi on Lahn 2
    • The legendary....


    “Famous” callers:
    • Blind Boy Boat Club
    • John O'Donovan from Cork
    • Mannix Flynn
    • Aubrey McCarthy
    • Willie O'Dea
    • Gerald Kean (soccer correspondent!)
    • Fr. Iggy
    • Fr. Sven
    • Siobhan Moore from the DAA
    • Shane O'Curry
    • Deegan from Fair City in either Taxi driver or unemployed artist mode
    • NEW for 2014 – “Ivan Calorie’s solicitor”


    Taboo topics/words – some of which have genuinely gone out Lahv on air!
    • Blow job
    • Anal
    • “You put a finger into it's arse”
    • Lock jaw
    • Head shops
    • Labia
    • “making lurrrve”
    • “orgy etiquette”
    • a begrudging apology from Joe


    Topics NOT for discussion:
    • TV Licence
    • Joe's salary/fees
    • Gerry Ryan & Cocaine

    Words and phrases you hear everyday (sic.):
    • entitled
    • Taxi Driver
    • “No, you called me”
    • D'angelus
    • “Some of my best friends are (insert race/creed/colour/sexual preference/ethic minority etc. here_________)”
    • Ayotollah Ahern
    • James Connolly
    • Big Jim Larkin
    • “You can't trust d’internet”
    • “It's a disgrace Joe”
    • “I'm disgusted Joe”
    • “As I was saying to your researcher…”


    As usual feel free to ad to d'list.


  • #351
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "so to speak"


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  • #352
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    It won't bother Joe. He bathes in asses' milk.


  • #353
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I don't see PIN number.


  • #354
    Hitchens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,117 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    This is Duffy shít stirring again ffs :rolleyes:


  • #355
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    I don't see PIN number.

    You can milk Brush Shields and Doc Savage? :rolleyes:


  • #356
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    It won't bother Joe. He bathes in asses' milk.

    I think he's worried about how much the three twins are going to cost him!


  • #357
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I think he's worried about how much the three twins are going to cost him!

    They're not chisellers anymore, I suppose. Joe will be knocking on the DG's door looking for a pay rise.


  • #358
    Hitchens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,117 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Let it run for as long as you like, just catch it in a bucket and use it for cooking :confused:


  • #359
    Aubrey loves Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Aubrey loves Joe


    Bad Gateway ip


  • #360
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    You do it or we stop your benefits


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  • #361
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Did he say his wife works 7 or 8 hours a week? Can she not do the school run?


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