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Interview the Person Below You

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    It will rain just a few minutes after I hang out my washing later.

    Do you wash your own clothes or have mother/wife/laundrette/other do it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Wife, but I have been known to use the washing myself all by myself from time to time.

    Have you ever herded cows?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭black_frosch


    Wife, but I have been known to use the washing myself all by myself from time to time.

    Have you ever herded cows?
    No!

    Why?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭suffering golfer


    Why not.

    What did Santa say to the elf?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Why not.

    What did Santa say to the elf?

    I have a small job for you .

    What is the most beautiful view you have ever seen ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    EoghanIRL wrote: »
    I have a small job for you .

    What is the most beautiful view you have ever seen ?

    The sun rising on the pyramids at Giza.

    Could you tile a floor?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    I'd give it a go but reckon it wouldn't be a great job!

    Could you change a lock on a door?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I've never tried. I probably could but with a bit of effing and blinding.

    Have you ever locked yourself out and how did you get in?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,504 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    No, but I have locked myself in... left my house keys in the car... when the mother left for work she locked the door behind her. Had to get my sister to come with the spare key and let me out!

    Worst or most embarrasing thing you did on a date


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,776 ✭✭✭This Fat Girl Runs


    No, but I have locked myself in... left my house keys in the car... when the mother left for work she locked the door behind her. Had to get my sister to come with the spare key and let me out!

    Worst or most embarrasing thing you did on a date

    I've never been on an 'official' date. :(

    Button then zipper or zipper then button?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭intellectual dosser


    Zipper then button, the other way doesn't make sense to me.

    How many cups of coffee would you drink in a week?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    40 odd but I dont inhale them so thats ok.

    Have you ever been to Belfast?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Have you ever been to Belfast?

    No
    __

    You are a hardcore... what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Hardcore nothing. Soft as shyte.

    Hard mattress or soft mattress?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    gramar wrote: »
    Hardcore nothing. Soft as shyte.

    Hard mattress or soft mattress?

    I like mine hard. :)

    Can you sing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I can sing but not well. Everyone can sing in my opinion. Some are just very very bad.

    Do you chew your pens?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    gramar wrote: »
    I can sing but not well. Everyone can sing in my opinion. Some are just very very bad.

    Do you chew your pens?

    No, I write with them.

    Are you cute?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    No, I write with them.

    Are you cute?

    Are you hitting on me? No, I wouldn't say so although some kind people have said so out of pity.

    Are you colourblind?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    gramar wrote: »
    Are you hitting on me? No, I wouldn't say so although some kind people have said so out of pity.

    Are you colourblind?

    No.

    Would you like it if I hit on you or would you tell me to bug off?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    We all like to feel a bit flattered now and then.

    I'm only 14. Do you want to get arrested for grooming?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    No, I write with them.

    Are you cute?


    My granny was once quoted as saying -

    "Hasn't he a woeful beggar face?"

    I'm not sure she was being complimentary. Draw your own conclusions.


    Did you also just read this as "penis"?

    gramar wrote: »
    Do you chew your pens?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    No.

    Would you like it if I hit on you or would you tell me to bug off?

    Violence is never the answer.

    Have you been hit on in the past month?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,282 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    No.

    Would you like it if I hit on you or would you tell me to bug off?

    I'd be absolutely flattered. ;-)

    Are you a fan of Doctor Who?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    Well this is a busy thread today.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    gramar wrote: »

    I'm only 14. Do you want to get arrested for grooming?

    No. LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    No. LOL

    I'm only joking. I'm 13 really.

    Have you ever used a dating site?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Czarcasm wrote: »


    Did you also just read this as "penis"?

    No.

    Why is your mind in the gutter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    gramar wrote: »
    Have you ever used a dating site?

    Nopes
    _____

    Dates, or Figs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Nopes
    _____

    Dates, or Figs?

    Fig rolls.

    How do the get the fig in?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    MrVestek wrote: »
    I'd be absolutely flattered. ;-)

    Are you a fan of Doctor Who?

    I've never watched it. Not once.

    What is it about?


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