Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread - Mod Notes in OP,22/7

Hotblack Desiato · 14-07-2014 07:03PM

stankratz wrote: »

Yeah I heard he forgot his trunks and also he wants to update his Ipod playlist.

He'd completely run out of clean pants.

GSPfan · 14-07-2014 07:36PM

Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »

Now that Adidas are officially onboard, let the mockups begin

Even the chevrolet logo being reduced is a major improvement. If they were the actual jerseys i'd be more than happy.

Rayne Wooney · 14-07-2014 07:58PM

Van Gaal shouldn't have the same power struggles he faced at Barca and Bayern at United so he potentially could do a lot better with us.

The club will leave him to it if he's successful whereas at Barca and especially Bayern there was a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes, buying players he didn't want and telling him how to play his players and stuff

Copper_pipe · 14-07-2014 08:03PM

Hmmmm . :cool:

Emmet Kennedy ‏@Emmet_Kennedy 12 Aug 2012 #MUFC have agreed a fee of £25m for RVP with #AFC. Wenger not happy, but board accepted. Medical only a formality. RVP now an #MUFC player.

Emmet Kennedy ‏@Emmet_Kennedy 15 Aug 2012 As I told you Saturday night, #RVP signs for #MUFC. The deal was agreed Saturday night. #AFC only saving face. My contact is never wrong.

Emmet Kennedy ‏@Emmet_Kennedy 2h Arturo Vidal will join #MUFC from Juventus for around £35m Evra will join Juventus in a separate deal.

ShaneU · 14-07-2014 08:09PM

Blatter · 14-07-2014 08:10PM

Emmet Kennedy ‏@Emmet_Kennedy 15 Aug 2012 As I told you Saturday night, #RVP signs for #MUFC. The deal was agreed Saturday night. #AFC only saving face. My contact is never wrong.

He would want to brace himself...

TheTownie · 14-07-2014 08:10PM

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Hmmmm . :cool:

He confirmed its from the same source too.

Emmet Kennedy ‏@Emmet_Kennedy 3h
@evers_karl Same source as RVP #MUFC

NoviGlitzko · 14-07-2014 08:12PM

Holy ****. Could this actually be happening?

Lord TSC · 14-07-2014 08:13PM

Sure, let's all believe the random Irish radio presenter.....:pac:

Blatter · 14-07-2014 08:15PM

Surely nobody believes it?

An Irish broadcaster working in Cork breaks Vidal to United through a 'contact'.

Ah here.

Whatsisname · 14-07-2014 08:16PM

FutureGuy · 14-07-2014 08:20PM

ShaneU wrote: »

We are not signing Vidal.

Blatter wrote: »

He would want to brace himself...

Correct because we are not signing Vidal.

NoviGlitzko wrote: »

Holy ****. Could this actually be happening?

We are not signing Vidal.

Lord TSC wrote: »

Sure, let's all believe the random Irish radio presenter.....:pac:

Yes. :pac: We are not signing Vidal.

Blatter wrote: »

Surely nobody believes it?

An Irish broadcaster working in Cork breaks Vidal to United through a 'contact'.

Ah here.

Exactly. It's mad. We are not signing Vidal.

Whatsisname wrote: »

No it is not. We are not signing Vidal.

mrkiscool2 · 14-07-2014 08:21PM

FutureGuy wrote: »

We are not signing Vidal.

Correct because we are not signing Vidal.

We are not signing Vidal.

Yes. :pac: We are not signing Vidal.

Exactly. It's mad. We are not signing Vidal.

No it is not. We are not signing Vidal.

What will you do if we do sign Vidal? Not saying it's definite or anything but like if United did sign him, what would you do?

redbaron_99 · 14-07-2014 08:22PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

What will you do if we do sign Vidal? Not saying it's definite or anything but like if United did sign him, what would you do?

You don't know FutureGuy

GSPfan · 14-07-2014 08:30PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

What will you do if we do sign Vidal? Not saying it's definite or anything but like if United did sign him, what would you do?

He'll tell us we're not signing Reus and we all will love him for it.

billyhead · 14-07-2014 08:31PM

I think its happening. A deal of 35mil and Evra. Got to be optimistic anyway:D

MagicIRL · 14-07-2014 08:32PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

What will you do if we do sign Vidal? Not saying it's definite or anything but like if United did sign him, what would you do?

FG is the reason the Chosen Juan plays for us. #InFGWeTrust

adox · 14-07-2014 08:33PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

What will you do if we do sign Vidal? Not saying it's definite or anything but like if United did sign him, what would you do?

He'd move on to Hummels.

Degag · 14-07-2014 08:45PM

alchemist33 wrote: »

Simplest and most expensive is to get a package from a travel agent (e.g. stephens green travel, if they still exist)

Or join your local supporters club -- theyll probably have some season tickets and do bigger trips

Or join the official lottery in the central supporters club

Or just know a guy who onows a guy.

And then theres the MU ticket thread here

As an aside to this, are many people on here members of the Membership Club?

I'm embarrassed to say that I have never been to OT and really want to get over this season. Would there be any problem getting 4-5 tickets for a game, wouldn't all have to be seated together and it wouldn't have to be a "big" game, just one at 3pm on a Saturday against Hull or the like would be fine.

Julez · 14-07-2014 08:47PM

FutureGuy must be the most thanked man on this thread, haha!

...and rightly so!

FutureGuy · 14-07-2014 08:49PM

mrkiscool2 wrote: »

What will you do if we do sign Vidal? Not saying it's definite or anything but like if United did sign him, what would you do?

I don't even have to contemplate what I would do and I am replying to you out of courtesty because we are not signing Vidal.

I'll give 10 reasons why (in no particular order, because it would be silly otherwise)

1. Manchester is rainy. It has the second highest rainfall in Western Europe. Vidal has a phobia of Umbrellas.
2. Turin has nicer ice-cream. Banana is his favourite, but only ice cream containing bananas from South America. You can't get South American bananas in Manchester as the lads off that Border Control show confiscate them all. They may have pests which could devastate the ecosystem.
3. There is a small curry shop that Vidal likes to eat at in Piedmont. Even though Manchester is famous for curries, nothing comes close. I heard this from the player's brother on a rainy afternoon in Milan.
4. It's chilly in Manchester, ironically disadvantageous for our hopes of signing a Chile player.
5. The average woman in Manchester is rated as a 7.9 compared to a 8.2 in Turin and an 8.7 in Madrid. This should not matter but he's a guy and you know how guys are. One track minds. The dirty b@stards.
6. Arturo Vidal is not a fan of Darren Gibson. Even the thought of playing in the same league as him makes Arturo sick.
7. In Madrid, they erected a statue in the main square in his honour. This is why he could move to Madrid over us.

8. Even though Vidal does not like Paul Pogba, he does admit he's a great dresser and would probably go gay for him. Pogba hates Manchester so Vidal knows they wont be together if he moves.
9. Socks in Manchester are at an all-time high price. It would be mad to move to Manchester at the moment.
10. Arturo was a massive Moyes fan. He has little faith in the current regime at the club.

So sadly, he will not be joining Manchester United. Because we are not signing him.

brinty · 14-07-2014 08:54PM

FutureGuy wrote: »

I don't even have to contemplate what I would do and I am replying to you out of courtesty because we are not signing Vidal.

I'll give 10 reasons why (in no particular order, because it would be silly otherwise)

1. Manchester is rainy. It has the second highest rainfall in Western Europe. Vidal has a phobia of Umbrellas.
2. Turin has nicer ice-cream - Banana is his favourite, but only ice cream containing bananas from South America. You can't get South American bananas in Manchester as the lads off that Border Control show confiscates them all. They may have pests which could devastate the ecosystem.
3. There is a small curry shop that Vidal likes to eat at in Piedmont. Even though Manchester is famous for curries, nothing comes close. I heard this from the player's brother on a rainy afternoon in Milan.
4. It's chilly in Manchester, ironically disadvantageous for our hopes of signing a Chile player.
5. The average woman in Manchester is rated as a 7.9 compared to a 8.2 in Turin and an 8.7 in Madrid. This should not matter but he's a guy and you know how guys are. One track mind. The dirty b@stards.
6. Arturo Vidal is not a fan of Darren Gibson. Even the thought of playing in
the same league as him makes Arturo sick.
7. In Madrid, they erected a statue in the main square in his honour. This is why he could move to Madrid over us.
8. Even though Vidal does not like Paul Pogba, he does admit he's a great dresser and would probably go gay for him. Pogba hates Manchester so Vidal knows they wont be together if he moves.
9. Socks in Manchester are at an all-time high price. It would be mad to move to Manchester at the moment.
10. Arturo was a massive Moyes fan. He has little faith in the current regime at the club.

So sadly, he will not be joining Manchester United. Because we are not signing him.

In FutureGuy we trust

Thecon21 · 14-07-2014 08:58PM

FutureGuy wrote: »

So sadly, he will not be joining Manchester United. Because we are not signing him.

The best thing is that it just never gets old

dor843088 · 14-07-2014 09:00PM

In fairness believing an irish radio presenter that we are signing vidal is as credible if not more than believing we are not signi g vidal from some guy called futureguy off boards.ie. neither are privileged to commercially sensitive information at united so in reality neither have a clue like the rest of us.

brinty · 14-07-2014 09:03PM

dor843088 wrote: »

In fairness believing an irish radio presenter that we are signing vidal is as credible if not more than believing we are not signi g vidal from some guy called futureguy off boards.ie. neither are privileged to commercially sensitive information at united so in reality neither have a clue like the rest of us.

HOW DARE YOU....
you sir are in breach of charter..
No one speaks out against FutureGuy

Lord TSC · 14-07-2014 09:04PM

dor843088 wrote: »

In fairness believing an irish radio presenter that we are signing vidal is as credible if not more than believing we are not signi g vidal from some guy called futureguy off boards.ie. neither are privileged to commercially sensitive information at united so in reality neither have a clue like the rest of us.

But FutureGuy has a great record of being wrong so we trust him more :P

(I think we need the next super thread to have a nod to the joke guys.....)

brinty · 14-07-2014 09:06PM

Lord TSC wrote: »

But FutureGuy has a great record of being wrong so we trust him more :P

(I think we need the next super thread to have a nod to the joke guys.....)

and gifs too Lord TSC
there's gotta be gifs...
I know Maximus and Magic will appreciate some gifs

Whatsisname · 14-07-2014 09:07PM

dor843088 wrote: »

In fairness believing an irish radio presenter that we are signing vidal is as credible if not more than believing we are not signi g vidal from some guy called futureguy off boards.ie. neither are privileged to commercially sensitive information at united so in reality neither have a clue like the rest of us.

He's called FutureGuy for a reason..

FutureGuy · 14-07-2014 09:07PM

dor843088 wrote: »

In fairness believing an irish radio presenter that we are signing vidal is as credible if not more than believing we are not signi g vidal from some guy called futureguy off boards.ie. neither are privileged to commercially sensitive information at united so in reality neither have a clue like the rest of us.

Well...well I've never. I've never...

Dor843088 I'm putting you on my list of enemies. There. You're in for it now dor843088.

Ha! I'm only joking. Look what I've written.

I really like Dor843088

Headshot · 14-07-2014 09:08PM

dailyfail saying the vidal deal is dead

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