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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #9332
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I hate having a stuffy nose, for some reason lately my nose is always stuffy. Plus it's almost time for A trivial things that annoy you part 3 thread:D


  • #9333
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    My housemate. They went out last night and one of them was fit for the hospital before even leaving. On the way out the door, one of them told me to leave my room open cause if he didnt pull he'd be in to me!! Obviously I told him I'm premiership material and he's slugging it out in the 3rd division.

    4am or thereabouts, 13 people arrived back to our house. As per my usual weekend ritual, I got up to yell at the main insitgator. He called me down to his room "for a minute", where he rooted out one of many bags of cocaine, and gave it to me because 'you're so sound'. He's not wrong, I am sound. But what?! Valium last weekend, cocaine this weekend. What kind of house am I in at all? He's clearly dealing, he had loads of bags


  • #9334
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    4am or thereabouts, 13 people arrived back to our house. As per my usual weekend ritual, I got up to yell at the main insitgator. He called me down to his room "for a minute", where he rooted out one of many bags of cocaine, and gave it to me because 'you're so sound'. He's not wrong, I am sound. But what?! Valium last weekend, cocaine this weekend. What kind of house am I in at all? He's clearly dealing, he had loads of bags


    And you dont move out because...??? next weekend at 4.am it could be the drug squad coming back to yours...


  • #9335
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    My housemate. They went out last night and one of them was fit for the hospital before even leaving. On the way out the door, one of them told me to leave my room open cause if he didnt pull he'd be in to me!! Obviously I told him I'm premiership material and he's slugging it out in the 3rd division.

    4am or thereabouts, 13 people arrived back to our house. As per my usual weekend ritual, I got up to yell at the main insitgator. He called me down to his room "for a minute", where he rooted out one of many bags of cocaine, and gave it to me because 'you're so sound'. He's not wrong, I am sound. But what?! Valium last weekend, cocaine this weekend. What kind of house am I in at all? He's clearly dealing, he had loads of bags

    Sounds like it's time for someone to move out.


  • #9336
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Jake1 wrote: »
    And you dont move out because...??? next weekend at 4.am it could be the drug squad coming back to yours...

    Because I actually love my house and my housemates during the day. I live with 4 guys and 1 girl (who doesn't get involved with anybody in the house just stays in her room so she might as well not be here) and they're very good to me, go to the cinema, have movie nights, make dinner for each other, they'll hang pictures/paint my ceiling/bring out the bins/kill spiders and set mousetraps, give me hugs ect.

    It's just at night, it's like a different side to them, one that I don't really see day to day


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  • #9337
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Queuing in a sandwich shop behind an American....

    Staff: Which drink would you like?

    American: I'll do a San Pellegrino

    Me: *grinds teeth*


  • #9338
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Jake1 wrote: »
    And you dont move out because...??? next weekend at 4.am it could be the drug squad coming back to yours...
    Yes and they'll go through all of you're stuff , not just his , they'll apologise but it's still mortifying if you're not involved , I once rented a room to a white collar thief , house was raided and everything checked out !, move out , if only for your own safety .


  • #9339
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Because I actually love my house and my housemates during the day. I live with 4 guys and 1 girl (who doesn't get involved with anybody in the house just stays in her room so she might as well not be here) and they're very good to me, go to the cinema, have movie nights, make dinner for each other, they'll hang pictures/paint my ceiling/bring out the bins/kill spiders and set mousetraps, give me hugs ect.

    It's just at night, it's like a different side to them, one that I don't really see day to day

    This reminds me of an abused wife who tries to defend her husband by saying "But you should see him when he's not beating me up... he's so sweet and kind, like a different person!"

    At least you're not getting beaten up though. Also, if he's drug dealing he's probably rich :pac:


  • #9340
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    whirlpool wrote: »
    This reminds me of an abused wife who tries to defend her husband by saying "But you should see him when he's not beating me up... he's so sweet and kind, like a different person!"

    At least you're not getting beaten up though. Also, if he's drug dealing he's probably rich :pac:

    Ah hopefully ill only need to be here for another few months, just annoying on weekends is all


  • #9341
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    The Katie Taylor ad for car insurance. She looks like she's possessed. It's a mad scramble for the remote when it comes on. I can't handle her vacant stare.

    And then her accent grates on me. 'Whether we're going to a Mayo or Rio.....'. If she does indeed go to Mayo, please don't stop near me.


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  • #9342
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Rasheed wrote: »
    The Katie Taylor ad for car insurance. She looks like she's possessed. It's a mad scramble for the remote when it comes on. I can't handle her vacant stare.


    I'm finally glad it's not just me that's noticed this! It's like she has this madly intense dead behind the eyeballs stare. Sonia O' Sullivan had the same intensity, you'd always see it any time they're being interviewed :D

    And then her accent grates on me. 'Whether we're going to a Mayo or Rio.....'. If she does indeed go to Mayo, please don't stop near me.


    I said intense, not insane :p

    Fcuking teletubbies walking down the main street in Castlebar last time I was up that way, crazy bastards :pac:


  • #9343
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    This f*cking hangover.
    And piecing back together what happened last night.....sushi bar.....gay bar....hipster bar....lock in in another bar.....something about Hulk Hogan.


  • #9344
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Please please please RTE. Don't have that Brian Kerr fella commentating on the final tonight.
    He was on the match last night. Thick Doobalin skanger accent. Sounds like some of them yokes you'd see on Henry street selling packets of tobacco.


  • #9345
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    have to agree with above post, I hate that fake 'aul Mr Brennan' schitck


  • #9346
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    A fat person belched within hearing distance of me this morning.

    Maddening :(


  • #9347
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    A fat person belched within hearing distance of me this morning.

    Maddening :(

    Ugh, I hate the smell of other peoples burps! Makes me sick! :mad:


  • #9348
    blinkey 101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭blinkey 101


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    A fat person belched within hearing distance of me this morning.

    Maddening :(

    Imaging if it was a skinny person :)


  • #9349
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Rasheed wrote: »
    The Katie Taylor ad for car insurance. She looks like she's possessed. It's a mad scramble for the remote when it comes on. I can't handle her vacant stare.

    Saw that ad recently, I think I wouldn't have recognised her but for the fact that I had read about it somewhere, possibly on the 'Adverts you despise' thread.
    It's a rotten ad.


  • #9350
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    This f*cking hangover.
    And piecing back together what happened last night.....sushi bar.....gay bar....hipster bar....lock in in another bar.....something about Hulk Hogan.

    Hope the neighbours didn't come bearing gifts during the hangover. ;)


  • #9351
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    blinkey 101 wrote: »
    Imaging if it was a skinny person :)


    I wouldnt mind that so much.


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  • #9352
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    People who monopolize the one bathroom that we both share for well over an hour.

    Can't you just get in, do what needs doing and get the heck out?


  • #9353
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I spent an hour on the phone to a person who thinks he's endearingly self-deprecating.

    The reality was an hour of humblebrag and a badly disguised superiority complex. Couldn't wait to escape :).


  • #9354
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    People who monopolize the one bathroom that we both share for well over an hour.

    Can't you just get in, do what needs doing and get the heck out?

    Some people are just slow in the bathroom. My dad was staying with me for a bit not long ago and he'd take ages. Not sure what the hell he was up to (no smart comments ye feckers).


  • #9355
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    Hope the neighbours didn't come bearing gifts during the hangover. ;)

    No gifts from the Neighbours, although Mrs. Bap gave me the ultimate series of presents yesterday.

    Firstly, I arrive home at 5 ish in the morning. Opened my front door and see a note on the floor. It took a few minutes for my eyes to focus on the note which basically said one of the kids was in my bed, sleep on the couch.
    I thought that was magic at the time, because f*ck stairs.
    But then a couple of hours later when the kids woke up and started jumping on me was not so magic, so I had to battle the stairs half asleep and fully drunk.
    Later, Mrs. Bap woke me to tell me he was going to the shops and the kids want to play with me. Last thing anyone with a hangover wants is kids to look after. Particularly 2 kids that are lunatics like mine.
    Then Mrs. Bap later goes out to watch the World Cup Final....she's a German so was rather excited by it all.....so that leaves me to wrestle the kids to bed.

    I had given her strict instructions a few weeks back that I was not doing anything on July 13th. Her interpretation of 'anything' differes to mine.

    To top it all off, I think I'm still hungover today.

    TLDR - F*ck stairs.


  • #9356
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    People who complain about their hangovers , its all self inflicted everyone knows what happens when you over indulge on the drink yet they continue to down them


  • #9357
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    SweetChaos wrote: »
    its all self inflicted

    So is having babies but we still have all the babies and complain like hell about giving birth.

    I don't care if it was self inflicted I'm still going to feel sorry for myself and give out about it. :p


  • #9358
    Crosby Swift Hawk
    Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Crosby Swift Hawk


    Candie wrote: »
    I spent an hour on the phone to a person who thinks he's endearingly self-deprecating.

    The reality was an hour of humblebrag and a badly disguised superiority complex. Couldn't wait to escape :).

    mr collins :D


  • #9359
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    exploding clothes pegs...

    Probably a cheapo job, but try to hang a garment on a clothes line, and these thing "explode"....take yer fcikin eye out,

    At first I thought it Mrs E taking sniper shots at me for hanging jeans the wrong way.


  • #9360
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    bluewolf wrote: »
    mr collins :D

    Hahaha


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  • #9361
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    You know that thing when you're minding your own business and then suddenly completely out of nowhere you start choking on absolutely nothing for like a split second?

    That.


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