Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014 mod warning linked in OP 26/07

Will I Amnt · 25-06-2014 09:40PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I'm trying to make my way through it at the moment.

Hard work,man...hard work indeed.

Posters I didn't think it was possible to hate any more than I already do have sent me on to brand new levels of hate.

Levels of hate that are kinda scaring me.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

Hate is such a strong word

Knex* · 25-06-2014 09:40PM

not yet wrote: »

Sakho is a fcuking beast, He will not miss a game next season for Liverpool.

Oh and I don't know what a tracker mortgage is. Inside joke me hoop.

Listen here, you little bollocks.

K-9 · 25-06-2014 09:44PM

Like the politician from Little Britain, very believable. I was in Hampstead Heath at 4 in the morning when I lost the belt of my trousers. I was bending over to look for them when this kind 19 year old lad offered to help me, and guess what? He also lost his belt exactly right at that moment.

5starpool · 25-06-2014 09:45PM

egghead. wrote: »

So I missed l joke from last season.

Im sorry.

Embrace the oddness, it's the only way to post in here.

mike65 · 25-06-2014 09:45PM

Sakho is down. :mad: He's up

Agent Coulson · 25-06-2014 09:46PM

egghead. wrote: »

So I missed l joke from last season.

Im sorry.

Never apologise never explain!

Turtyturd · 25-06-2014 09:46PM

Sissokho got Chellenie'd.

5live · 25-06-2014 09:48PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Don't expect to hear about it til Barrack Obama announces they dumped his body out at sea.

I just snorted beer out of my nose at that.

Damn you too. Both you and Nuri are on the bold list.

And I must read the Arsenal thread more often too.

OwaynOTT · 25-06-2014 09:49PM

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Never apologise never explain!

And also keep in mind to never consider and never delete.

Agent Coulson · 25-06-2014 09:51PM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

And also keep in mind to never consider and never delete.

Ninja Edit.

googled eyes · 25-06-2014 09:52PM

Hey egghead. Welcome aboard. Before you know it you'll calling people Sap and be posting Panda gifs and and wierd obscure WWF ( it'll always be F to me) references.

Sakho is an awkward beast !

murpho999 · 25-06-2014 09:52PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Don't expect to hear about it til Barrack Obama announces they dumped his body out at sea.

I'm not defending Suarez but the reactions of some I've experienced today is incredible.

Rugby supporters saying it would never happen in their game and shows how Rugby is superior.

People on Boards who seem to see footballers as morale guardians in their life and that their on field behaviour is indicative of their total character even though most footballers are completely different to their on pitch competitive persona.

A players actions on the pitch is indicative of the club's morales and ethics.
Biting someone is worse than head-butting or breaking someone's leg and he should be banned for laugh.

These people simply cannot be argued or reasoned with.

Suarez clearly has an issue, needs help and deserved an appropriate punishment. Talk of a life ban is completely ridiculous.

Bounty Hunter · 25-06-2014 09:53PM

Washington Irving wrote: »

You lot are a disgrace. Making your cliquey 'in jokes', defending racist divebiters, and jumping down the throat of honest football fans who only want the club's dignity and reputation preserved and to be spared from filthy scumbags like Louis Saurez and Aly Sissahko.

Many posters infact the majority do not always know that posts like this are so called "In Jokes" and as a result we have gotten many many reported posts for this and other such posts.

You should be very careful with your in jokes from now on because if you are seen to be attacking other posters, players etc in posts those posts will be acted upon and could result in warnings or worse.

Such jokes dont just create a headache for mods in terms of having to work out if your serious etc but other posters who perhaps arent in on the joke see them and think such insults etc are ok and act in a similar way elsewhere. This will also then lead to issues with regards consistancy too.

If its against the charter don't do it, even if it's a joke

billy2012 · 25-06-2014 09:55PM

murpho999 wrote: »

I'm not defending Suarez but the reactions of some I've experienced today is incredible.

Rugby supporters saying it would never happen in their game and shows how Rugby is superior.

People on Boards who seem to see footballers as morale guardians in their life and that their on field behaviour is indicative of their total character even though most footballers are completely different to their on pitch competitive persona.

A players actions on the pitch is indicative of the club's morales and ethics.
Biting someone is worse than head-butting or breaking someone's leg and he should be banned for laugh.

These people simply cannot be argued or reasoned with.

Suarez clearly has an issue, needs help and deserved an appropriate punishment. Talk of a life ban is completely ridiculous.

Chap in work think his kids should be taken away for their own safety. :pac:

K-9 · 25-06-2014 09:55PM

googled eyes wrote: »

Hey egghead. Welcome aboard. Before you know it you'll calling people Sap and be posting Panda gifs and and wierd obscure WWF ( it'll always be F to me) references.

Sakho is an awkward beast !

Awkward elbows.

super_furry · 25-06-2014 09:56PM

Good article here on why Liverpool should sell Suarez.

Vicxas · 25-06-2014 09:56PM

Any chance we could nab matuidi?

googled eyes · 25-06-2014 09:58PM

super_furry wrote: »

Good article here on why Liverpool should sell Suarez.

Dave Phillips ‏@lovefutebol 1m
One way or another #lfc players are conspiring to not participate beyond the group stage. #ENG exit, Suarez and Sakho face bans

25-06-2014 09:59PM

Pand out here on the couch, watching this useless match!

Turtyturd · 25-06-2014 09:59PM

murpho999 wrote: »

I'm not defending Suarez but the reactions of some I've experienced today is incredible.

Rugby supporters saying it would never happen in their game and shows how Rugby is superior.

People on Boards who seem to see footballers as morale guardians in their life and that their on field behaviour is indicative of their total character even though most footballers are completely different to their on pitch competitive persona.

A players actions on the pitch is indicative of the club's morales and ethics.
Biting someone is worse than head-butting or breaking someone's leg and he should be banned for laugh.

These people simply cannot be argued or reasoned with.

Suarez clearly has an issue, needs help and deserved an appropriate punishment. Talk of a life ban is completely ridiculous.

I can't help but laugh at the responses.

The truth is that you, me, or any other regular poster on this forum could have named the 3-5 "football" fans who would be most vocal in their faux outrage.

The whole 'the club has lost me respect' and 'if they had any morals they would sell him' is bullsh*t of the highest order, and little more than them projecting what they want to happen as what the club 'should' do.

mav79 · 25-06-2014 10:01PM

Vicxas wrote: »

Any chance we could nab matuidi?

He makes Henderson look lazy!! Would love to see him in a Liverpool team.

Agueroooo · 25-06-2014 10:03PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

I can't help but laugh at the responses.

The truth is that you, me, or any other regular poster on this forum could have named the 3-5 "football" fans who would be most vocal in their faux outrage.

The whole 'the club has lost me respect' and 'if they had any morals they would sell him' is bullsh*t of the highest order, and little more than them projecting what they want to happen as what the club 'should' do.

The Three Amigos with Laurel & Hardy bolted on the side.

ThunbergsAreGo · 25-06-2014 10:04PM

Why would Sakho be facing a ban?

25-06-2014 10:04PM

naughtb4 wrote: »

Why would Sakho be facing a ban?

Something to do with Walcott

Hangballlouie · 25-06-2014 10:04PM

naughtb4 wrote: »

Why would Sakho be facing a ban?

Impersonating another footballer.

mike65 · 25-06-2014 10:06PM

This article was published in May and the quote refers to an article that was published last year.

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/10984370/portrait-serial-winner-luis-suarez-soccer-most-beautiful-player

A more responsible newspaper, the Toronto Star, toning down the rhetoric, said this: "He's the diviest, whiniest, annoyingest player on Earth. Though there are plenty of aspirants, he is easily the most hated man in football. ... North of his feet, there is nothing good about Suarez. He couldn't be more awful if he came out of the tunnel twirling mustachios."

The two most well-known examples of said awfulness are, of course, the two times he bit opponents on the field. In November 2010, playing for Ajax in Amsterdam, he bit midfielder Otman Bakkal on the shoulder during an argument. Suarez never played for Ajax again. Less than three years later, now with Liverpool and jockeying in front of the goal in a match against Chelsea, he sank his teeth into the right forearm of Branislav Ivanovic. Both times, Suarez responded to the normal action of the game with a completely inappropriate, nutty overreaction.

Beyond the biting, he dives, famously and often, flailing on the ground if a defender even thinks of touching him, and there's the entire debate in England about whether he's a racist. Playing Manchester United, he reportedly called Patrice Evra negrito -- "little black" -- and, after finishing serving his suspension for racially abusing an opponent, he refused to shake Evra's hand before a match. The same newspaper, the Toronto Star, in the same piece, also wrote: "He will do something insane at this summer's World Cup -- mark it down. ... Eventually, he'll punch a baby."

Knex* · 25-06-2014 10:07PM

Washington; your sarcasm is bad, and you should feel bad.

Getting us all in trouble.

Hidalgo · 25-06-2014 10:10PM

Vicxas wrote: »

Any chance we could nab matuidi?

Last jan would have been the time. Think his contract was up this summer but he signed a new one before the window closed in Jan.
His name was mentioned a few times then abyways

Lord TSC · 25-06-2014 10:11PM

Lads, I issued a warning in the United thread when Suarez was involved in controversy last night; namely, there was no reason to discuss it in the United Superthread.

Likewise, what any United player does at the World Cup has no bearing on the Liverpool Superthread, so I'm deleting posts, and that's the end of that discussion, ok?

Washington Irving · 25-06-2014 10:15PM

Knex. wrote: »

Washington; your sarcasm is bad, and you should feel bad.

Getting us all in trouble.

Sarcasm?

This post is a joke. Do not take literally.

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