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Leaving Cert 2014 OT v2.0 - Official Bitch & Moan thread

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  • #5642
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,966 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Text from me to some random number on my last night of college:

    "R u mine?"

    Still don't know who it is...


  • #5643
    Ka_yl_ei_gh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Ka_yl_ei_gh


    My friends used to take my phone battery on me, in case I texted my parents :pac:


  • #5644
    Cakes.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    I tell everyone I love them, like everyone, the woman in the takeaway got proposed to the last night.


  • #5645
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Cakes. wrote: »
    I tell everyone I love them, like everyone, the woman in the takeaway got proposed to the last night.

    Same thing happens to me! :pac: Everyone is my best friend when I'm drunk, everyone. :p


  • #5646
    Ka_yl_ei_gh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Ka_yl_ei_gh


    I love disappearing and making new friends when drunk.

    But one of the last times, I was talking to this man and he was like 40+ but I don't remember what I was saying, at allll, like it probably wasn't bad, and then I saw him outside my school, turned out his son was in 4th year :pac:


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  • #5647
    LoveLamps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 781 ✭✭✭LoveLamps


    Yas all sound like mad craic drunk...

    Worst i do is think i can still keep drinking when i should stop (but ive never gotten sick :D)
    And take pulls on fags/smelly fags sometimes


  • #5648
    aleatorio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭aleatorio


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    Same thing happens to me! :pac: Everyone is my best friend when I'm drunk, everyone. :p

    Same here :pac:
    aleatorio wrote: »
    Lovce sll ye

    Pretty sure this translates as 'love all ye' :pac:


  • #5649
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    So since we're talking drunk antics I may as well throw up a few of my classics:

    -Squeezing a bouncer's arse and running away only to trip and fall and realise he wasn't even chasing me.
    -Turning election posters upside down.
    -Getting a collection of traffic cones and blocking off a whole street.
    -Getting in a taxi and asking him to bring me to where he collected me.
    -Paying a taxi-man with a battered sausage for said request (this didn't go down well)
    -Throwing a shopping trolley into someone's back garden.
    -Doing the gangnam style dance in front of cars when the lights were red.

    And to think this was only graduation night.......

    The worst one was at a Junior Cert. results disco when I went in to shift this young one and head-butted her instead, leaving her needing three stitches. :o


  • #5650
    Ka_yl_ei_gh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Ka_yl_ei_gh


    thelad95 wrote: »
    So since we're talking drunk antics I may as well throw up a few of my classics:

    -Squeezing a bouncer's arse and running away only to trip and fall and realise he wasn't even chasing me.
    -Turning election posters upside down.
    -Getting a collection of traffic cones and blocking off a whole street.
    -Getting in a taxi and asking him to bring me to where he collected me.
    -Paying a taxi-man with a battered sausage for said request (this didn't go down well)
    -Throwing a shopping trolley into someone's back garden.
    -Doing the gangnam style dance in front of cars when the lights were red.

    And to think this was only graduation night.......

    The worst one was at a Junior Cert. results disco when I went in to shift this young one and head-butted her instead, leaving her needing three stitches. :o

    I almost squeezed a policeman's arse, Junior Cert results night, when he came on the bus to check for alcohol. My friend grabbed my hand just in time though. :pac:


  • #5651
    Osmosis Jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭Osmosis Jones


    I once woke up in a forest in Germany with no shoes on.


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  • #5652
    Ka_yl_ei_gh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Ka_yl_ei_gh


    Osmosis Jones wrote: »
    I once woke up in a forest in Germany with no shoes on.

    Seriously? :pac:


  • #5653
    peekachoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo


    I explode with love after a bit of drink I just usually run around hugging and kissing everyone and declaring my love for anyone within a metre radius of me :P


  • #5654
    aleatorio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭aleatorio


    Osmosis Jones wrote: »
    I once woke up in a forest in Germany with no shoes on.

    I've done the same! Germany and all... :pac:
    R u me? :eek:


  • #5655
    peekachoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Text from me to some random number on my last night of college:

    "R u mine?"

    Still don't know who it is...

    Alright Alex Turner :P


  • #5656
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,966 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    peekachoo wrote: »
    Alright Alex Turner :P

    I don't even listen to Arctic Monkeys! Like I can't even explain the text it's so funny :P


  • #5657
    Ka_yl_ei_gh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Ka_yl_ei_gh


    My toe hurts :(


  • #5658
    peekachoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I don't even listen to Arctic Monkeys! Like I can't even explain the text it's so funny :P

    1. You should :P
    2. You're hopeless :pac:


  • #5659
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,418 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Ka_yl_ei_gh wrote: »
    My toe hurts :(

    What did you kick?


  • #5660
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,966 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    peekachoo wrote: »
    1. You should :P
    2. You're hopeless :pac:

    When you call me hopeless I know I'm in a bad place in my life :P


  • #5661
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    What did you kick?

    Probably water.


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  • #5662
    Ka_yl_ei_gh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Ka_yl_ei_gh


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    What did you kick?

    Nothing :pac: I probably shouldn't have told everyone about that, I was made fun of because of it for ages :L


  • #5663
    peekachoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭peekachoo


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    When you call me hopeless I know I'm in a bad place in my life :P

    You are worse than me. Don't even deny it :P


  • #5664
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,418 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Ka_yl_ei_gh wrote: »
    I probably shouldn't have told everyone about that, I was made fun of because of it for ages :L

    And long may it continue here :P


  • #5665
    Ka_yl_ei_gh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Ka_yl_ei_gh


    MacBizzle wrote: »
    Probably water.

    That hard water is dangerous.


  • #5666
    MacBizzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Ka_yl_ei_gh wrote: »
    That hard water is dangerous.

    Be careful or you might cut yourself on your sharp wit.


  • #5667
    mrtommcandrew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 ✭mrtommcandrew


    Is anyone else ****ed for accounting??
    Thank God I don't need to count it though, fail city


  • #5668
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,418 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    mrtommcandrew wrote: »
    Is anyone else ****ed for accounting??
    Thank God I don't need to count it though, fail city

    Welcome to boards, you've come to the right thread! How did you know? :D


  • #5669
    Osmosis Jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭Osmosis Jones


    Ka_yl_ei_gh wrote: »
    Seriously? :pac:

    TY exchange :o
    aleatorio wrote: »
    I've done the same! Germany and all... :pac:
    R u me? :eek:

    Idk let me check to see if I sent any incoherent messages recently:pac:


  • #5670
    Ka_yl_ei_gh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Ka_yl_ei_gh


    I would've loved to have done accounting.


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  • #5671
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,966 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    peekachoo wrote: »
    You are worse than me. Don't even deny it :P

    notsureifserious.jpg


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