The most self entitled thing you've ever seen....

Smidge · 09-06-2014 04:38PM

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Saw this gem on FB a while ago - it took some searching to find it again:

Some people really have a neck :eek:

Merkin · 09-06-2014 04:40PM

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Saw this gem on FB a while ago - it took some searching to find it again:

:eek:

ohbygod · 09-06-2014 04:41PM

I was in a shop one day and a guy went to use the toilet. He was around 15min inside. He walks out and there was a terrible smell. He went up to the guy at the counter and said " someone left a mess in the toilet" it was all over this mans shoes and pants he had sh1ted all over the toilet and walls

Ihatecuddles · 09-06-2014 04:47PM

TimeToShine wrote: »

I don't believe that one man could produce that much fecal matter.

Nothing wrong with a bit of embellishment but that is ludicrous. It sounds like he took about 2 months worth of shites at the wedding. And of course he took his trousers off to release these monstrosities.

No embellishment, there were a dozen boards posters there that can vouch for that! (Unfortunately for them)

I wouldn't have believed it either, he must have been up all night doing it.

Merkin · 09-06-2014 04:49PM

:eek: So he was like a PHANTOM sh1tter then? Was it all done under the cover of darkness? Did he do it in his sleep? Was he acting alone? So many questions.....

Ihatecuddles · 09-06-2014 04:51PM

Merkin wrote: »

:eek: So he was like a PHANTOM sh1tter then? Was it all done under the cover of darkness? Did he do it in his sleep? Was he acting alone? So many questions.....

He cane to our room at a crazy hour, I reckon we were the first one hit.

I rang one of my friends rooms and told her what happened and she replied 'is that what that f*cking smell is?? He's in our room now!!'

cletus van damme · 09-06-2014 04:54PM

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Saw this gem on FB a while ago - it took some searching to find it again:

Smidge wrote: »

Some people really have a neck :eek:

It reads like a piss take (the first bit anyway ) - have to admit non replying RSVP is very disrespectful - they deserve a message like that in return.
I like it.

Sar Bear · 09-06-2014 04:55PM

mauzo! wrote: »

There was over a dozen boards posters there, no exaggeration on the pooping.

He was let into the rooms because it was basically a free for all with rooms. He got into the bridal suite because my husband let him in, he told him his room was full. Which it probably was.

I don't think it was a bug, they were solid....sorry for that image!

I was bridesmaid at this wedding... Unfortunately mauzo is not exaggerating at all. It was everywhere... And so much of it! The smell walking from our rooms to reception was crazy. We got some great jokes out of it in the pub the next day though

Merkin · 09-06-2014 04:57PM

mauzo! wrote: »

He cane to our room at a crazy hour, I reckon we were the first one hit.

I rang one of my friends rooms and told her what happened and she replied 'is that what that f*cking smell is?? He's in our room now!!'

What the ACTUAL fcuk?

I'm rarely rendered speechless but..........:eek:

steddyeddy · 09-06-2014 04:57PM

Why did he poo himself while wandering around?

eisenberg1 · 09-06-2014 04:59PM

Have I got this right. People are being invited to a wedding (an expense in itself) and in a lot of cases, cash is the preferred gift, and then on top of that are being asked to donate towards the honeymoon fund?

Elmo · 09-06-2014 04:59PM

Sar Bear wrote: »

I was bridesmaid at this wedding... Unfortunately mauzo is not exaggerating at all. It was everywhere... And so much of it! The smell walking from our rooms to reception was crazy. We got some great jokes out of it in the pub the next day though

Suppose they were solid, might be a good omen for the marriage!

Though clearly many off us on boards where left out of the wedding, is the pooper on boards?

If you haven't received an invitation to mine and Paddy's wedding, I'm sorry but you won't. Unfortunately there are too many people in our lives that are special to us, and not everyone could make the cut. To those of you who still want to share in our special day, we have set up a fund where people can donate to our honeymoon fund *weblink* we really appreciate any donation! cheers.

Didn't want to go anyway, here's 10c for your "honeymoon" fund.

Zirconia · 09-06-2014 05:02PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Have I got this right. People are being invited to a wedding (an expense in itself) and in a lot of cases, cash is the preferred gift, and then on top of that are being asked to donate towards the honeymoon fund?

I think it's worse than that; people are being told they're not important enough to be invited to the wedding, but please donate towards the honeymoon fund so they can be part of the big day!!!!

Backside · 09-06-2014 05:08PM

When people drive on the wrong side of the road when overtaking a parked car or cyclist and expect oncomming traffic to move out of their way.

eisenberg1 · 09-06-2014 05:08PM

Zirconia wrote: »

I think it's worse than that; people are being told they're not important enough to be invited to the wedding, but please donate towards the honeymoon fund so they can be part of the big day!!!!

So its basically a begging letter.....

Great idea.

Mrs E and I are hoping to go to St Lucia in a few weeks, can you please give me some money towards the cost. In the event we get over and above the cost of this holiday, we will spend the balance on a week in Trabolgan later in the year. Thanks:D

RoboRat · 09-06-2014 05:22PM

Can go one better, friend A got married 6 months before friend B. This alone caused B consternation as A got married first, but for B's wedding A was a bridesmaid and B went as far as demand A and her new husband not have sex JUST IN CASE she got pregnant before the wedding.....

B drunkenly let it slip that she didn't want A getting pregnant before her full stop and not just because it would ruin the pictures and is currently like 4 months pregnant.

A has admitted not wanting kids ever......

Is that from maths paper 2 today?

Tarzana · 09-06-2014 05:24PM

GAAman wrote: »

Can go one better, friend A got married 6 months before friend B. This alone caused B consternation as A got married first, but for B's wedding A was a bridesmaid and B went as far as demand A and her new husband not have sex JUST IN CASE she got pregnant before the wedding.....

B drunkenly let it slip that she didn't want A getting pregnant before her full stop and not just because it would ruin the pictures and is currently like 4 months pregnant.

A has admitted not wanting kids ever......

Oh my gawd, trying to control people's family planning and sex life, all for a party -fúckin' numpty. :pac:

0ph0rce0 · 09-06-2014 05:24PM

I love a good **** story :pac: so i'll stick mine in.

Short Version.

Went to a 21st, whacked back a full bottle of champagne. Few hours in, starts running through me.

Had one or two dumps at the party venue all was good.

Went on down to the night club and it started up again, ran into the jacks and blew everywhere...

I heard people saying "EWWWWWW THE SMELL IN HERE" turn out it was the ladies toilests and i never realised

Bouncers kick in the door, drag me out jocks around the ankles mid scat, ****e all up the stairs of the club, Got in a taxi had to puke, couldn't hold the other end and boom, double end puke out the window and shat my self.

Taxi ****ed us out, got home and obviously tried to clean up, girlfriend said i locked myself in the bathroom, she had to knock the key out and catch it on paper and pull it through the other side.

She opens the door and I'm lying there naked with my head in my ****ty boxers.

Not as good as the wedding story but when your sooooo drunk theres no telling what could go down

SO IT DOES HAPPEN FOLKS

Tony EH · 09-06-2014 05:30PM

Pssst...

You forgot to start that story with "I knew a guy who..."

Tarzana · 09-06-2014 05:30PM

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Worked as a medical secretary for years.

Women of a certain vintage are the worst!

The best: 5 mins past three: how much longer will I be waiting?
Me: your appointment is for 3pm
Her: but I've been here since quarter past two?
Me: I'm sorry But the consultant doesn't start clinic until 3
Her: don't you know IM A PRIIIIVATE PATIENT?!?!
Me: this is a private hospital, all the patients have private insurance cover.

Worst thing was these bitches had no understanding that some people may be getting the type of bad news that may delay their appointment.
They were also perfectly happy to burn the medical secretaries for delays (nearly always due to consultant being overtime)
And as soon as the consultant would call them in they were all beams and smiles and "oh hello doctors".

Having said that, once I was waiting two hours in a hosptial waiting room. The waiting room was thinning out and loads of people who arrived after me left before. So eventually I went to reception to see what was going on. My file hadn't been put in the bunch for the clinic. So I guess mistakes can happen. But I checked after a respectable amount of time had passed.

RoboRat · 09-06-2014 05:33PM

My wife and I are still dealing with the fallout of not inviting certain extended family, so much so, that my mother in law has 2 relatives who won't talk to her because we didn't invite them to our wedding!

Last time I checked it was our wedding so we could invite who we wanted, and we didn't want to invite people who (a) I have never met and haven't gone to the bother of trying to meet me or (b) my wife has maybe met 3 times in her life.

We wanted to keep the numbers manageable because I can't see the point in spending 5 years paying off something like a wedding.

09-06-2014 05:33PM

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

I love a good **** story :pac: so i'll stick mine in.

Short Version.

Went to a 21st, whacked back a full bottle of champagne. Few hours in, starts running through me.

Had one or two dumps at the party venue all was good.

Went on down to the night club and it started up again, ran into the jacks and blew everywhere...

I heard people saying "EWWWWWW THE SMELL IN HERE" turn out it was the ladies toilests and i never realised

Bouncers kick in the door, drag me out jocks around the ankles mid scat, ****e all up the stairs of the club, Got in a taxi had to puke, couldn't hold the other end and boom, double end puke out the window and shat my self.

Taxi ****ed us out, got home and obviously tried to clean up, girlfriend said i locked myself in the bathroom, she had to knock the key out and catch it on paper and pull it through the other side.

She opens the door and I'm lying there naked with my head in my ****ty boxers.

Not as good as the wedding story but when your sooooo drunk theres no telling what could go down

SO IT DOES HAPPEN FOLKS

Only to the special few.

Tarzana · 09-06-2014 05:33PM

The_Captain wrote: »

Except more often than not there's no emergency, it's a case of block booking 20 people at the same time and leaving you to wait until 12pm for your 9:30am appointment

Yeah, they give everyone the same time, and you're seen in the order you register at reception. Anyone who goes to regular appointments knows this.

But VERY often, it IS emergencies. It's a hospital, and sometimes their expertise is needed in A&E, and that A&E patient's needs might be far more urgent than yours. Or, in the case of surgeons, their last surgery might have run over, that's not something you can just walk away from. Lots going on in hospitals, a lot of different factors. They probably can't be too specific with times. Suck it up and wait your turn.

Tarzana · 09-06-2014 05:35PM

Armelodie wrote: »

Parent rang our school demanding to speak to teacher colleague...

Parent: "Id like to talk to Miss X "
Receptionist : "Sorry, she's in class at the moment, I could ask her to ring u you after if its urgent"
Parent: "How the hell could she ring me after.. Im at work for god sake"

I don't get this.

Tarzana · 09-06-2014 05:38PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Have I got this right. People are being invited to a wedding (an expense in itself) and in a lot of cases, cash is the preferred gift, and then on top of that are being asked to donate towards the honeymoon fund?

Well, presumably people are asking for a donation AS a wedding gift. Still moneygrubbing!

I am pie · 09-06-2014 05:40PM

Name and shame the wedding dumper. It must be done.

Mal-Adjusted · 09-06-2014 05:41PM

0ph0rce0

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

December2012 · 09-06-2014 05:44PM

Tarzana wrote: »

I don't get this.

I presume it's a case of "I can ring the teacher during her working hours but she can't ring me once I've clocked off for the day".

LynnGrace · 09-06-2014 05:50PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

So its basically a begging letter.....

Great idea.

Mrs E and I are hoping to go to St Lucia in a few weeks, can you please give me some money towards the cost. In the event we get over and above the cost of this holiday, we will spend the balance on a week in Trabolgan later in the year. Thanks:D

Just send me your bank details, and personal i.d..., oh and your PPS number...

Dubl07 · 09-06-2014 07:02PM

Chattastrophe! wrote: »

Ugh. I was waiting for an appointment in the waiting room of a private hospital this morning. An ould wan was bitching and moaning non-stop that her kidney ultrasound appointment had been held up by half an hour. Basically "this is not good enough!" over and over.

The nurse dealing with her couldn't have been nicer, "We know, you're right, it's not good enough, but we had two emergency patients who had to be seen straight away, you'll be brought in as soon as we're finished with them. The consultant will ring you with your results this afternoon, and he'll arrange a treatment plan to start immediately."

"This is still not good enough! Half an hour, HALF AN HOUR I've been waiting!"

On the public system, she'd probably be waiting months for the ultrasound. Who knows when she'd get the results. Probably dead and buried before treatment was started. If you're in the privileged position of being able to afford private health insurance in this country, you do not give out about a thirty minute delay!

You need a full bladder for an abdominal ultrasound. Poor old dear was probably tying her legs together to keep it in.

The most self entitled thing you've ever seen....

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