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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    :Finding out a bottle of wine has 8-10 units of alcohol in it:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭mymo


    Blue bottle flying around my room...
    Buzzy little sh*ts!
    I love nature but hate it making a noise in my room when I'm trying to sleep!

    Bzzzzzzzzzzz. Bzzz







    Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......


















    Bzzz ARGH!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭Mr_Spaceman


    ^

    Aren't you forgetting the.... SPLAT!

    Go on, you'll feel better for it... think of that big, buzz-free zone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Oh God. First of all, my wedding was a complete disaster! Like nothing you can imagine.

    So my trivial annoyance is building something up so much only for it to turn out sh*t. Literally.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Oh God. First of all, my wedding was a complete disaster! Like nothing you can imagine.

    So my trivial annoyance is building something up so much only for it to turn out sh*t. Literally.

    Jaysus. What happened?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Jaysus. What happened?

    Honestly, you wouldnt believe me if I told you!!

    Another trivial annoyance, having no electricity until Wednesday at the earliest :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Can't beat the fresh smell of silage, especially in the weather we had today! God, just thinking about it now, it's like rotting grass times a thousand! :pac:

    I'm a country gal as you know. I grew up on that smell! I don't mind it atal. :p

    But I could never accustom myself to the smell of sheep ****. Cow ****/manure...grand. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Honestly, you wouldnt believe me if I told you!!

    Another trivial annoyance, having no electricity until Wednesday at the earliest :(

    Jesus, your life sucks at the moment! :pac:

    (I mean that in all sympathy.)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Oh God. First of all, my wedding was a complete disaster! Like nothing you can imagine.

    So my trivial annoyance is building something up so much only for it to turn out sh*t. Literally.

    It all started to go wrong when the driver was talking to you through the door when you were in the bath!

    Seriously, sorry that it hasn't worked out the way you'd hoped.
    I won't be the only one here more than trivially annoyed about that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Oh God. First of all, my wedding was a complete disaster! Like nothing you can imagine.

    So my trivial annoyance is building something up so much only for it to turn out sh*t. Literally.
    Really sorry to hear that.:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Charlize Theron on Sky news describing media intrusion in her life as leaving her 'feeling raped':confused: I hate when people bandy that word around, there's the world of difference between having your privacy violated and being raped. They really should learn to word things properly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Thanks guys, there was a few reasons it wasnt 'the best day of my life'.

    The main one being, I woke up at around 6am to see a guy in our room walking into walls. My husband was helping him out the door. Thats when I noticed a horrible smell. The guy was a friend of his, he had come in during the night because he had nowhere else to go and my husband is quite close to him.

    During the night my husband woke up to hear him having a wee on the carpet, he was going mad in his head but said he'd ignore it until morning, then he got the smell. The guy was sitting on a fancy cream chair in our bridal suite, having a sh*t.

    He got up out of bed and told him he'll have to clean it up, it ruined the chair and it was all over the floor. He was so drunk he just left. Thats when I woke up.

    I got a phonecall from a friend of mine on the floor below, saying there was a guy in her room and she'd like him gone. I told her what happened in our room, and she shouts 'Is that what that f*cking smell is???'

    The guy had sh*t all over her room too, and a groomsmans. It was all over the corridors, all over the stairs, in 3/4 rooms, caked on walls, toilets.

    When our guests woke up and were heading down for breakfast they were all gagging, holding their noses and running for dear life. The smell was all over the hotel, nowhere was safe from it. I didnt even know what to say to people.

    The cleaners wanted to strangle us, we were mortified, just kept apologising and tipping them. We spent the day laughing at how surreal it was, but now its just not funny (we were probably still drunk).

    Now we've got a massive bill, understandable of course!!! But the guy is a good friend, lives with his parents and doesnt work, so my OH doesnt know what to do. The guy is embarrassed enough without having to pay thousands on top of that. So we're just paying it and not telling him :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Thanks guys, there was a few reasons it wasnt 'the best day of my life'.

    The main one being, I woke up at around 6am to see a guy in our room walking into walls. My husband was helping him out the door. Thats when I noticed a horrible smell. The guy was a friend of his, he had come in during the night because he had nowhere else to go and my husband is quite close to him.

    During the night my husband woke up to hear him having a wee on the carpet, he was going mad in his head but said he'd ignore it until morning, then he got the smell. The guy was sitting on a fancy cream chair in our bridal suite, having a sh*t.

    He got up out of bed and told him he'll have to clean it up, it ruined the chair and it was all over the floor. He was so drunk he just left. Thats when I woke up.

    I got a phonecall from a friend of mine on the floor below, saying there was a guy in her room and she'd like him gone. I told her what happened in our room, and she shouts 'Is that what that f*cking smell is???'

    The guy had sh*t all over her room too, and a groomsmans. It was all over the corridors, all over the stairs, in 3/4 rooms, caked on walls, toilets.

    When our guests woke up and were heading down for breakfast they were all gagging, holding their noses and running for dear life. The smell was all over the hotel, nowhere was safe from it. I didnt even know what to say to people.

    The cleaners wanted to strangle us, we were mortified, just kept apologising and tipping them. We spent the day laughing at how surreal it was, but now its just not funny (we were probably still drunk).

    Now we've got a massive bill, understandable of course!!! But the guy is a good friend, lives with his parents and doesnt work, so my OH doesnt know what to do. The guy is embarrassed enough without having to pay thousands on top of that. So we're just paying it and not telling him :(
    Can I just say OMFG:eek: What an absolute arsehole that guy is. Lives at home with the parents, doesn't work and is broke, but not so broke that he can't get so wasted he defecates everywhere. I don't know how you didn't throttle him. I think I'd have had to be physically restrained.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Thanks guys, there was a few reasons it wasnt 'the best day of my life'.

    The main one being, I woke up at around 6am to see a guy in our room walking into walls. My husband was helping him out the door. Thats when I noticed a horrible smell. The guy was a friend of his, he had come in during the night because he had nowhere else to go and my husband is quite close to him.

    During the night my husband woke up to hear him having a wee on the carpet, he was going mad in his head but said he'd ignore it until morning, then he got the smell. The guy was sitting on a fancy cream chair in our bridal suite, having a sh*t.

    He got up out of bed and told him he'll have to clean it up, it ruined the chair and it was all over the floor. He was so drunk he just left. Thats when I woke up.

    I got a phonecall from a friend of mine on the floor below, saying there was a guy in her room and she'd like him gone. I told her what happened in our room, and she shouts 'Is that what that f*cking smell is???'

    The guy had sh*t all over her room too, and a groomsmans. It was all over the corridors, all over the stairs, in 3/4 rooms, caked on walls, toilets.

    When our guests woke up and were heading down for breakfast they were all gagging, holding their noses and running for dear life. The smell was all over the hotel, nowhere was safe from it. I didnt even know what to say to people.

    The cleaners wanted to strangle us, we were mortified, just kept apologising and tipping them. We spent the day laughing at how surreal it was, but now its just not funny (we were probably still drunk).

    Now we've got a massive bill, understandable of course!!! But the guy is a good friend, lives with his parents and doesnt work, so my OH doesnt know what to do. The guy is embarrassed enough without having to pay thousands on top of that. So we're just paying it and not telling him :(

    A typical Irish wedding so......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Thanks guys, there was a few reasons it wasnt 'the best day of my life'.

    The main one being, I woke up at around 6am to see a guy in our room walking into walls. My husband was helping him out the door. Thats when I noticed a horrible smell. The guy was a friend of his, he had come in during the night because he had nowhere else to go and my husband is quite close to him.

    During the night my husband woke up to hear him having a wee on the carpet, he was going mad in his head but said he'd ignore it until morning, then he got the smell. The guy was sitting on a fancy cream chair in our bridal suite, having a sh*t.

    He got up out of bed and told him he'll have to clean it up, it ruined the chair and it was all over the floor. He was so drunk he just left. Thats when I woke up.

    I got a phonecall from a friend of mine on the floor below, saying there was a guy in her room and she'd like him gone. I told her what happened in our room, and she shouts 'Is that what that f*cking smell is???'

    The guy had sh*t all over her room too, and a groomsmans. It was all over the corridors, all over the stairs, in 3/4 rooms, caked on walls, toilets.

    When our guests woke up and were heading down for breakfast they were all gagging, holding their noses and running for dear life. The smell was all over the hotel, nowhere was safe from it. I didnt even know what to say to people.

    The cleaners wanted to strangle us, we were mortified, just kept apologising and tipping them. We spent the day laughing at how surreal it was, but now its just not funny (we were probably still drunk).

    Now we've got a massive bill, understandable of course!!! But the guy is a good friend, lives with his parents and doesnt work, so my OH doesnt know what to do. The guy is embarrassed enough without having to pay thousands on top of that. So we're just paying it and not telling him :(


    Speechless.

    I have to say, that is not the story I was expecting!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Can I just say OMFG:eek: What an absolute arsehole that guy is. Lives at home with the parents, doesn't work and is broke, but not so broke that he can't get so wasted he defecates everywhere. I don't know how you didn't throttle him. I think I'd have had to be physically restrained.

    Everyone was making jokes the next day, typical 30 year old guys on the drink, and it was light hearted and we were just laughing at how unbelievable it was. Honestly it was like 20 men did it, we couldnt believe it was from 1 guy.

    He had to shower in our bridal suite and my husband had to drive a half hour away to get him underwear and jeans. :(

    We were just checking our account to see if we paid for the hotel and noticed that a huge amount was taken out and our hearts sank!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Can I just say OMFG:eek: What an absolute arsehole that guy is. Lives at home with the parents, doesn't work and is broke, but not so broke that he can't get so wasted he defecates everywhere. I don't know how you didn't throttle him. I think I'd have had to be physically restrained.

    Don't you mean what an arsehole he has! It must be like a drainpipe to crap that much all over the place!

    - it ruined the chair and it was all over the floor.
    - The guy had sh*t all over her room too, and a groomsmans.
    - It was all over the corridors, all over the stairs, in 3/4 rooms, caked on walls, toilets.

    What in the name of God did you feed them at the meal?

    I'm sorry for you but I'm laughing my head off reading that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Everyone was making jokes the next day, typical 30 year old guys on the drink, and it was light hearted and we were just laughing at how unbelievable it was. Honestly it was like 20 men did it, we couldnt believe it was from 1 guy.

    He had to shower in our bridal suite and my husband had to drive a half hour away to get him underwear and jeans. :(

    We were just checking our account to see if we paid for the hotel and noticed that a huge amount was taken out and our hearts sank!
    I'm not surprised. I worked in housekeeping in a hotel in the early 90's and some of the things I saw were shocking. You couldn't make it up. Starting work in the morning the last thing you need to find is sh*t smeared all over the bedroom and bathroom walls. Happens more often than you'd think. After everything I saw I can't actually enjoy staying in a hotel room.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    gramar wrote: »
    Don't you mean what an arsehole he has! It must be like a drainpipe to crap that much all over the place!

    - it ruined the chair and it was all over the floor.
    - The guy had sh*t all over her room too, and a groomsmans.
    - It was all over the corridors, all over the stairs, in 3/4 rooms, caked on walls, toilets.

    What in the name of God did you feed them at the meal?

    I'm sorry for you but I'm laughing my head off reading that!

    The extent of it, the bridal suite, floor and chair ruined.

    2 other bedrooms, floors ruined.

    The stairs, at the bottom there was a huge pile of it, then every few steps going up the floors was more.

    The toilet in one room had it all over the seat, my friend said he had it all over his legs and in his shoes, it was on the walls.

    I couldnt believe my husband let him leave the bridal suite after sh*tting in it. We found him (smelled him first) down the corridor, after sh*tting himself, just standing there with his trousers halfway down his arse slumped out a window.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I'm not surprised. I worked in housekeeping in a hotel in the early 90's and some of the things I saw were shocking. You couldn't make it up. Starting work in the morning the last thing you need to find is sh*t smeared all over the bedroom and bathroom walls. Happens more often than you'd think. After everything I saw I can't actually enjoy staying in a hotel room.

    What can you even say to the cleaners when that happens??

    My husband cleaned our room, as best he could with soap and hot water, same with the other rooms. The stairs were being disinfected by the time we were leaving.

    Its so embarrassing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    mauzo! wrote: »
    The extent of it, the bridal suite, floor and chair ruined.

    2 other bedrooms, floors ruined.

    The stairs, at the bottom there was a huge pile of it, then every few steps going up the floors was more.

    The toilet in one room had it all over the seat, my friend said he had it all over his legs and in his shoes, it was on the walls.

    I couldnt believe my husband let him leave the bridal suite after sh*tting in it. We found him (smelled him first) down the corridor, after sh*tting himself, just standing there with his trousers halfway down his arse slumped out a window.

    Did you bring him on the honeymoon?

    If I don't stop reading this I'm going to **** myself laughing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    gramar wrote: »
    If I don't stop reading this I'm going to **** myself laughing!

    Im not paying for the clean up.

    My husband had to throw the shirt from the hired suit out because it was covered in sh*t :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Thanks guys, there was a few reasons it wasnt 'the best day of my life'...

    That is... hugely impressive. :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    jimgoose wrote: »
    ...fourteen-year-old 2-litre Volvo estate...

    There it is again this morning, parked in exactly the same place, staring me down. Horrible furkan thing. It's so crap it's cool. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    There it is again this morning, parked in exactly the same place, staring me down. Horrible furkan thing. It's so crap it's cool. :mad:

    Make an offer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Jesus Christ mauzo sorry to hear about the wedding woes. It sounds like he went mad on the bulmers pear, or the lads mixed laxative into his drink as a practical joke!

    Still though, fair play to you and your husband, I can't think of anyone else that'd have cleaned up their friends mess like that, on their own wedding night, let alone covered the cost of the damages!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    Make an offer.

    Away from me, tempter!! :mad:



    :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    ...Still though, fair play to you and your husband, I can't think of anyone else that'd have cleaned up their friends mess like that, on their own wedding night, let alone covered the cost of the damages!

    You can say that again. I can't believe any grown man could be such a thundercunt, and I don't know if I'd be able to resist strangling him it 'twere me. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Away from me, temptress!! :mad:



    :pac::pac::pac:


    I bet you're looking for one on donedeal right now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    I bet you're looking for one on donedeal right now.

    Warlock!! :D


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