Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

czechlin · 27-05-2014 12:34PM

If I have one more person suggesting to me that I should use fake tan I am going to fill a bath with it and drown them :mad:

eisenberg1 · 27-05-2014 12:48PM

czechlin wrote: »

If I have one more person suggesting to me that I should use fake tan I am going to fill a bath with it and drown them :mad:

"here's the deal, I will get tangoed with fake tan, if you get braces and your hair sorted out"

czechlin · 27-05-2014 12:54PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"here's the deal, I will get tangoed with fake tan, if you get braces and your hair sorted out"

Ah that would be a bit mean, I'm a nice gal, I swear I am!!! :P

Pumpkinseeds · 27-05-2014 01:08PM

czechlin wrote: »

If I have one more person suggesting to me that I should use fake tan I am going to fill a bath with it and drown them :mad:

It's awful stuff. It smells awful, destroys your clothes/bed linen and only seems to be available in shades of orange or mahogany. I'll stick with my boring white skin.

Boom_Bap · 27-05-2014 01:15PM

czechlin wrote: »

If I have one more person suggesting to me that I should use fake tan I am going to fill a bath with it and drown them :mad:

You know something czechlin, I think that you could do with adding artificial colouring to your skin.

At least now I know that when I die, it will be by bathtub drowning and I will look like I've just got back from somewhere exotic at my wake.

Pumpkinseeds · 27-05-2014 01:34PM

Just been looking at a different thread and I find it bewildering that a slap on the arse is now considered assault

I don't know how I survived my single years so, many a time I got a slap on the arse while I was in the pub or club. It's bloody annoying but certainly not something that I'd consider as an assault. Sweet mother of Jesus is everyone determined to be labelled a victim of something these days? Is it just fashionable or what to be seen as a victim, I sometimes despair for society.

Mike1961 · 27-05-2014 01:42PM

My son just throws the towels over the rail .. it annoys me a wee bit ..

My wife (oh don't get me started!!) puts the cutlery in the drawer handle-first (so the blade/fork is nearest the opening.

And you all thought you had problems!!!

Agueroooo · 27-05-2014 01:45PM

If I am sitting on the pot and disturbed for whatever reason - well holy moly :mad:

eisenberg1 · 27-05-2014 01:49PM

Aaaargh!!

Its on the news AGAIN!!

I don't give one, single, solitary, flying, continental fcuk, where or who, in the name of sweet suffering baby jebus, Kevin West and Tim Kardahisan are.

czechlin · 27-05-2014 02:03PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

You know something czechlin, I think that you could do with adding artificial colouring to your skin.

At least now I know that when I die, it will be by bathtub drowning and I will look like I've just got back from somewhere exotic at my wake.

Ah now, I'd have to answer to Mrs Bap and I'm not sure I want to do so! :pac:

Dramatik · 27-05-2014 03:16PM

When a fly flies into your room and starts buzzing against the window, you go over to the window and open it, to let it out. The fly instantly flies over to the part of the window that isn't opened and you end up spending the next 2-3 mins trying to swat it towards the wide open window. Every time you try and swat it closer it decides to bury itself in the corner of the window farthest away from the open window. GET OUT you silly f***er! Freedom is that way!

Boom_Bap · 27-05-2014 03:42PM

czechlin wrote: »

Ah now, I'd have to answer to Mrs Bap and I'm not sure I want to do so! :pac:

She'd probably be grateful.

Trivial things that annoy Mrs. Bap -> Boom_Bap

Pumpkinseeds · 27-05-2014 03:45PM

Jesus H, I'm still waiting for a fricking phone call from my gp practice so that I can go pick up a print out of my results. 10am this morning I rang for them. I'm sick of medical stuff at this point. I've got to get a bus at 7.30am on Thursday to get to the hospital in time for the stupid o'clock appointment time they gave me.

gramar · 27-05-2014 03:45PM

Dickfcuk 'journalists' who combine celebrity couples names.

With the break up of Rory and his girlfriend we'll no longer be subjected to that wozilroy bollocks.

Never fear though there are more to take its place. The other day it was wezanna after Chris de Burghs offspring got married (and is doing so again it seems this weekend)
and now I've just seem Kimye which is some spastic morphing of Kim Kardashian and her singer husband.

Please fcuk off and get a proper journalism degree and write properly about newsworthy stories and not that fcuking tosh you fcukbag ****.

czechlin · 27-05-2014 04:01PM

gramar wrote: »

Dickfcuk 'journalists' who combine celebrity couples names.

With the break up of Rory and his girlfriend we'll no longer be subjected to that wozilroy bollocks.

Never fear though there are more to take its place. The other day it was wezanna after Chris de Burghs offspring got married (and is doing so again it seems this weekend)
and now I've just seem Kimye which is some spastic morphing of Kim Kardashian and her singer husband.

Please fcuk off and get a proper journalism degree and write properly about newsworthy stories and not that fcuking tosh you fcukbag ****.

I absolutely love ^that part

fussyonion · 27-05-2014 04:08PM

Badly designed products with unclear instructions.
I bought a pack of "Naked Ramen Noodles-Teryiaki Flavour" from a supermarket this week (€1.49) and they came in a Chinese-takeaway style box.
The instructions were:
1) Peel back flaps of box (no sniggering in the back seats). Remove plastic fork.
2) Pour on 150ml boiling water.
3) Leave to stand for four minutes and serve.

It tells me to remove the plastic fork (which was sitting on top of a pack of noodles and a pack of sauce) which I did but it doesn't tell you to remove the pack of noodles and the sachet of sauce so an imbecile might be inclined to follow the instructions to the letter, resulting in a box of water and soaked packets.

I'm not stupid and of course I just removed the noodles from their pack before putting them back in.
And of course I opened the sauce packet and poured that in before adding the water, but what was so complicated that they couldn't say: "Remove fork from box/Remove noodles from pack/Add noodles back to box and top with sauce and water"??

PS I posted this in the Dumb Facebook Status thread before realising my mistake

czechlin · 27-05-2014 04:11PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Badly designed products with unclear instructions.
...

The fact that I had to read the above 5 times because I couldn't understand nuclear instructions :eek:

eisenberg1 · 27-05-2014 04:11PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Badly designed products with unclear instructions.
I bought a pack of "Naked Ramen Noodles-Teryiaki Flavour" from a supermarket this week (€1.49) and they came in a Chinese-takeaway style box.

Naked 'Ra men .................is that the new branch of Sinn Fein:D

Aglomerado · 27-05-2014 04:12PM

czechlin wrote: »

The fact that I had to read the above 5 times because I couldn't understand nuclear instructions :eek:

Fusion cuisine?

czechlin · 27-05-2014 04:18PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Fusion cuisine?

jfa;rieaf wpoijf !!! :mad:

NormalBob Ubiquitypants · 27-05-2014 04:24PM

I find myself at odds with the rest of society by not being in a gym nor running in my spare time. WTF is with all the running?

fussyonion · 27-05-2014 04:26PM

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

I find myself at odds with the rest of society by not being in a gym nor running in my spare time. WTF is with all the running?

I don't run. My boobs would jiggle. Or hit me in the face. I don't want to be known as WobblyBoobWoman.

jimgoose · 27-05-2014 04:27PM

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

I find myself at odds with the rest of society by not being in a gym nor running in my spare time. WTF is with all the running?

It seems to be done mainly by people who don't want to be where they were, but aren't actually going anywhere in particular either, from which I conclude that their home lives are somewhat, shall we say, dreary.

fussyonion wrote: »

I don't run. My boobs would jiggle. Or hit me in the face. I don't want to be known as WobblyBoobWoman.

Too late!!

Colser · 27-05-2014 04:30PM

I went to Dunnes last night and there was one huge section of the carpark empty ..I parked there( my OH has it drilled into me to keep away from trolleys, people, cars, children ect in case they dent the car:pac:) Anyway when I came out there was one other car and it was parked right beside me...Now I know this shouldnt be an issue and is a reflection on me not them but it annoyed the life out of me...:mad:

Colser · 27-05-2014 04:32PM

fussyonion wrote: »

I don't run. My boobs would jiggle. Or hit me in the face. I don't want to be known as WobblyBoobWoman.

:pac::pac::pac: Dont be upsetting the lads now fussyonion

Merkin · 27-05-2014 04:33PM

Colser wrote: »

I went to Dunnes last night and there was one huge section of the carpark empty ..I parked there( my OH has it drilled into me to keep away from trolleys, people, cars, children ect in case they dent the car:pac:) Anyway when I came out there was one other car and it was parked right beside me...Now I know this shouldnt be an issue and is a reflection on me not them but it annoyed the life out of me...:mad:

This drives me absolutely berserk and just goes to demonstrate how inherent the herd mentality is in people. What is WITH that? No matter how empty a car park, I always come out and some subwit has parked in the space beside me.....twats.

handbagmad · 27-05-2014 04:45PM

Shops that make U break €20 for the 2 or 5 cent!
I.e: my total came to €20.02 had to give another €20

Hungry c*nts..

kdave2 · 27-05-2014 04:50PM

They way everyone says take a bow son when a great goal is scored

MagicIRL · 27-05-2014 04:54PM

Merkin wrote: »

This drives me absolutely berserk and just goes to demonstrate how inherent the herd mentality is in people. What is WITH that? No matter how empty a car park, I always come out and some subwit has parked in the space beside me.....twats.

When the local night urchins delve in to the carpark the odds of my car* being broken in to are immediately half if its parked next to yours.

*I neither own a car nor drive.

gramar · 27-05-2014 04:56PM

'They're on the move! Kim and Kayne leave Castle Oliver for new luxury destination'

'German tabloid bild publishes images of Kate Middletons' bare bottom'

'Rosanna Davidson plans detox before second 100k Ibiza wedding this weekend'

The Indo has the fcuking bare faced cheek to call Bild a tabloid. Bild is like the farmers fcuking journal compared to that shameless fcuking rag.

What kind of fcuking dumb cnut journalism is that? Pure rubbish. No-one cares
about any of these self absorbed arseholes. God knows they themselves would no doubt be bemused and probably embarrassed by the lavish attention your lousy bottom feeding bogroll of a newspaper seems to pour on them and making this class of limelight whores feel embarrassed is no mean feat.

Who the fcuk in HR interviews the people who write this crap? What criteria do they apply to entry level 'journalists'? More importantly who the fcuk in the name of jaysus approves this?

I know this is my second rant today about this bollocks but it drives me fcuking spare to see so many 'stories' dedicated to two-bit celebs who have done absolutely nothing of note.

I only read they other day that the Indo had upped it's ad revenue? How in the name of the sweet merciful lord did they manage to do that? Who in the right mind would advertise there? What type of target audience are you looking for?They are a step away from penis enlargement ads and hotline numbers at this stage. Vile bastards.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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