Manchester United Superthread 2014 mod warning #8081

FutureGuy · 21-05-2014 03:32PM

bangkok wrote: »

no I was on my way to a stag and was half drunk :pac:

I have reread all your posts and I actually think I know who you are.

Exhibit A.

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Nothing out of the ordinary?> Wrong. Using photograph-enhancing programs, I can augment parts of the picture to reveal a figure behind the boiler-room door.

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You are the boiler maintenace guy at the hospital where United used do their medical.

THAT'S where you used to get your info.

THAT'S why your recent predictions haven't been great.

THAT'S why your clutching at straws.

Your Honour, I rest my case.

RichFTW · 21-05-2014 03:33PM

Manutd_4life wrote: »

Im just gonna presume your not taking the piss for the sake of my happiness :P

No no Guardiola told me himself back in 1998/99 ish. I remember it was a bit weird at the time considering he was predicting the future but then again I could suddenly understand Spanish when he spoke so I just accepted it.

It's all about the contacts.

21-05-2014 03:33PM

keane2097 wrote: »

On the windup by suggesting your google search history contained an over-abundance of the word "balls".

I don't think I've ever met anyone who would be wound by that before now. I guess I crossed the line, either that or you are taking the internet too seriously. Shalom either way.

It has nothing to do with google search history, it's common search terms that goggle stores historically.
It has nothing to do with what I am looking up or have been in the past.

In fairness your still debating this and I tried to let it go, and it's getting a bit embarrassing now. Can we discuss on PM?

Thanks.

bangkok · 21-05-2014 03:34PM

non football story while im at it...anyone been to new York will know Greenwich Village... well was walking down the street with 2 friends and seen 2 guys smoking on the side of the street... thought one of them looked like bono but said nothing, then one of the lads said theres bono and I said yea I thought it was.... some guy presume his minder or manager or something then said to us yea its bono but don't disturb him, as there was loads of press in the area and they didn't want a scene to be made. anyway bono got up with the other guy we said hello bono he said hello back and walked into a restaurant. we waited about 5 min and then said f*** it we would go in and see if we could get a pic. when we walked in he was sitting with another male and Penelope Cruz but they were getting up to leave so we went outside again. when they came out I got a picture taken of Penelope cruz and got my picture taken with Bono!! few years later I was looking back at the pictures and only noticed the other guy was Javier Bardem!! suppose he wasn't as famous back then as he is now

Whatsisname · 21-05-2014 03:38PM

bangkok wrote: »

non football story while im at it...anyone been to new York will know Greenwich Village... well was walking down the street with 2 friends and seen 2 guys smoking on the side of the street... thought one of them looked like bono but said nothing, then one of the lads said theres bono and I said yea I thought it was.... some guy presume his minder or manager or something then said to us yea its bono but don't disturb him, as there was loads of press in the area and they didn't want a scene to be made. anyway bono got up with the other guy we said hello bono he said hello back and walked into a restaurant. we waited about 5 min and then said f*** it we would go in and see if we could get a pic. when we walked in he was sitting with another male and Penelope Cruz but they were getting up to leave so we went outside again. when they came out I got a picture taken of Penelope cruz and got my picture taken with Bono!! few years later I was looking back at the pictures and only noticed the other guy was Javier Bardem!! suppose he wasn't as famous back then as he is now

How old was he? 5?

statto25 · 21-05-2014 03:38PM

bangkok wrote: »

non football story while im at it...anyone been to new York will know Greenwich Village... well was walking down the street with 2 friends and seen 2 guys smoking on the side of the street... thought one of them looked like bono but said nothing, then one of the lads said theres bono and I said yea I thought it was.... some guy presume his minder or manager or something then said to us yea its bono but don't disturb him, as there was loads of press in the area and they didn't want a scene to be made. anyway bono got up with the other guy we said hello bono he said hello back and walked into a restaurant. we waited about 5 min and then said f*** it we would go in and see if we could get a pic. when we walked in he was sitting with another male and Penelope Cruz but they were getting up to leave so we went outside again. when they came out I got a picture taken of Penelope cruz and got my picture taken with Bono!! few years later I was looking back at the pictures and only noticed the other guy was Javier Bardem!! suppose he wasn't as famous back then as he is now

Post up the pics or GTFO

ericzeking · 21-05-2014 03:39PM

bangkok wrote: »

non football story while im at it...anyone been to new York will know Greenwich Village... well was walking down the street with 2 friends and seen 2 guys smoking on the side of the street... thought one of them looked like bono but said nothing, then one of the lads said theres bono and I said yea I thought it was.... some guy presume his minder or manager or something then said to us yea its bono but don't disturb him, as there was loads of press in the area and they didn't want a scene to be made. anyway bono got up with the other guy we said hello bono he said hello back and walked into a restaurant. we waited about 5 min and then said f*** it we would go in and see if we could get a pic. when we walked in he was sitting with another male and Penelope Cruz but they were getting up to leave so we went outside again. when they came out I got a picture taken of Penelope cruz and got my picture taken with Bono!! few years later I was looking back at the pictures and only noticed the other guy was Javier Bardem!! suppose he wasn't as famous back then as he is now

Hey man....you should change your username to Pyongyang.....that or Forrest Gump!

keane2097 · 21-05-2014 03:40PM

M!Ck^ wrote: »

It has nothing to do with google search history, it's common search terms that goggle stores historically.
It has nothing to do with what I am looking up or have been in the past.

In fairness your still debating this and I tried to let it go, and it's getting a bit embarrassing now. Can we discuss on PM?

Thanks.

I don't care, I don't know how many more ways I can tell you you are over analysing and being bizarrely sensitive about what was a tame (and crap) joke.

In the words of LuckyLloyd, this really seems like a you problem.

markc1184 · 21-05-2014 03:40PM

Around about 97 or 98 we went on a school trip to Rome and Sorrento. While we were in Sorrento we went on a day trip to Capri. As soon as we got off the boat and made our way up the pier one of the teachers spots none other than Roy Keane. About 35 young irish lads charged towards him. He was a little shocked at first but said hello to eveyone and got into a group photo with us. Didnt have too much of a chat with him but he seemed bang on.

bangkok · 21-05-2014 03:40PM

statto25 wrote: »

Post up the pics or GTFO

whats the point? sure I could just get any picture off google or my own pic and you wouldn't know..

brinty · 21-05-2014 03:41PM

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

I banged a young one in Manchester who said she went to school with turns out she was Phil Bardsley's sister. United beat Sunderland 1 nil, Saha scored aswell that day.

Then me, saha, bardsley and zaha all got drunk and scored the managers daughter

Am I doing it right?

FYP
Way more believeable now...

Maximus Alexander · 21-05-2014 03:41PM

keane2097 wrote: »

I don't care, I don't know how many more ways I can tell you you are over analysing and being bizarrely sensitive about what was a tame (and crap) joke.

In the words of LuckyLloyd, this really seems like a you problem.

Regardless of all that, I think it's pretty clear at this point that he has been searching for the word "balls" a lot. No disrespect to Mick of course, each their own. :pac:

Whatsisname · 21-05-2014 03:42PM

In other news, looks like our Garay, is moving to Zenit after signing for us about 6 times

21-05-2014 03:45PM

keane2097 wrote: »

I don't care, I don't know how many more ways I can tell you you are over analysing and being bizarrely sensitive about what was a tame (and crap) joke.

In the words of LuckyLloyd, this really seems like a you problem.

I have no problem so stop suggesting that I do. Your the one that keeps raving on about it. Its done. End of.

keane2097 · 21-05-2014 03:47PM

M!Ck^ wrote: »

I have no problem so stop suggesting that I do. Your the one that keeps raving on about it. Its done. End of.

Ok

brinty · 21-05-2014 03:51PM

@mick and keane
you pair have been talking some amount of "balls" for the days

ician · 21-05-2014 03:54PM

If we are still doing I met stories, my uncle was a business partner of sorts with Roy Keane, so he used to over a few times a year and get me autographs of all the players in the players lounge after the game. I went over once with him, I was 12 I think and Keane met us in manchester and drove us to a pub near his house with my uncles friend and his daughter. Spent about 4 hours there he even bought me a coke! I basically just sat there the entire time amazed, thought it was a dream. He was incredibly nice, I even had him sign an entire autograph book embarrassingly. The uncle's friend's daughter was obsessed with beckham and asked him if they would meet up outside training and Keane laughed and said no he's not the type I'd be friends with. That afternoon made my childhood

brinty · 21-05-2014 03:59PM

ician wrote: »

If we are still doing I met stories, my uncle was a business partner of sorts with Roy Keane, so he used to over a few times a year and get me autographs of all the players in the players lounge after the game. I went over once with him, I was 12 I think and Keane met us in manchester and drove us to a pub near his house with my uncles friend and his daughter. Spent about 4 hours there he even bought me a coke! I basically just sat there the entire time amazed, thought it was a dream. He was incredibly nice, I even had him sign an entire autograph book embarrassingly. The uncle's friend's daughter was obsessed with beckham and asked him if they would meet up outside training and Keane laughed and said no he's not the type I'd be friends with. That afternoon made my childhood

yea i've heard that from a few people about keane not being chummy with beckham, but he wasn't overly chummy with most united players, which he's entitled to be, i'd not friends with most people i work with so i could see where he comes from on that..
but i've always heard that an irish person he met in manchester was warmly greeted and he wasn't in any way stand offish at all

keane2097 · 21-05-2014 04:04PM

In fairness, Keane has always been quite complimentary of Beckham as a pro as far as I know (and rightly so). You can see how they mightn't be bosom buddies outside of work.

Mikeyt086 · 21-05-2014 04:15PM

keane2097 wrote: »

In fairness, Keane has always been quite complimentary of Beckham as a pro as far as I know (and rightly so). You can see how they mightn't be bosom buddies outside of work.

Ah no I'd say Roy tagged along to Spice Girls concerts all the time.

Pudsy33 · 21-05-2014 04:19PM

http://balls.ie/football/interesting-story-about-ryan-giggs-role-in-man-united-not-signing-thiago-alcantara/

Not sure if this has been posted, but apparently Giggs was the reason we turned down Thiago. If true, im disgusted he's part of LVGs coaching set up. What a tool.

Rubber_Soul · 21-05-2014 04:38PM

Pudsy33 wrote: »

http://balls.ie/football/interesting-story-about-ryan-giggs-role-in-man-united-not-signing-thiago-alcantara/

Not sure if this has been posted, but apparently Giggs was the reason we turned down Thiago. If true, im disgusted he's part of LVGs coaching set up. What a tool.

I'd say even Bangkok is more reliable than Ian McGarry.

21-05-2014 04:54PM

I got onto Carles there and he confirmed bangkok's story. Bet you lads feel bad now.

21-05-2014 05:04PM

Pudsy33 wrote: »

http://balls.ie/football/interesting-story-about-ryan-giggs-role-in-man-united-not-signing-thiago-alcantara/

Not sure if this has been posted, but apparently Giggs was the reason we turned down Thiago. If true, im disgusted he's part of LVGs coaching set up. What a tool.

what? when did it come out that united turned him down. didn't he choose bayern over united.

Shane.C · 21-05-2014 05:07PM

Not sure if it's been posted, but here's Van Gaal speaking about his appointment with United!

NTMK · 21-05-2014 05:23PM

He used the word Hope. next thing youll hear will be "we'll try"

Moyes Van gaal Out

:pac:

bucketybuck · 21-05-2014 05:25PM

Mikeyt086 wrote: »

I turned around and saw Giggsy walking past with his family.

You sure it was his?

Manutd_4life · 21-05-2014 05:33PM

NTMK wrote: »

He used the word Hope. next thing youll hear will be "we'll try"

Moyes Van gaal Out

:pac:

Despite the fact Moyes was a joke of a manager, I thought it was ridiculous when people were giving out to him for using words such as 'try' and 'hope'. I do agree he wasn't the best at handling the media and answering the questions like a proper Manchester united manager but still, using words like 'try' and 'hope' doesn't mean he's a bad manager.

I am pretty sure i have heard Sir Alex use the word try and hope when asked about the upcoming fixtures, so its not a moyes thing. People need to get over the use of that word and just wait and enjoy when van gaal absolutely destroys the british journos during the conferences

FatherTed · 21-05-2014 05:37PM

So all these stories of meeting famous people and not 1 picture yet...

Lord TSC · 21-05-2014 05:43PM

Manutd_4life wrote: »

Despite the fact Moyes was a joke of a manager, I thought it was ridiculous when people were giving out to him for using words such as 'try' and 'hope'. I do agree he wasn't the best at handling the media and answering the questions like a proper Manchester united manager but still, using words like 'try' and 'hope' doesn't mean he's a bad manager.

I am pretty sure i have heard Sir Alex use the word try and hope when asked about the upcoming fixtures, so its not a moyes thing. People need to get over the use of that word and just wait and enjoy when van gaal absolutely destroys the british journos during the conferences

Using it every now and again is ok.

The problem with Moyes was it was after every match, after every transfer problem, after everything. Try and hope is grand when it comes through every now and again, but Moyes never carried out what he was trying to do, thus no one had any faith in his hopes.

Saying we will try and win the league is different than "we will try and make it hard for Newcastle to beat us"...

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