Man sues for more money than exists on earth!

MANHATTAN -- A ludicrously litigious Manhattan man is seeking two undecillion dollars -- that's a 2 followed by 36 zeros -- for pain and damages he said can't be measured in money, the New York Post reports.

In the 22-page complaint, Purisima claims, among other things, that a rabid dog bit and bloodied his finger on a city bus and that a "Chinese couple" took photos of him in the hospital where he was being treated.

The 22-page complaint accuses the defendants of everything from attempted murder to civil rights violations. Not only was the dog in question “rabies-infected,’ but a “Chinese couple” took pictures of him as he was being treated. He’s also is suing LaGuardia Airport for routinely overcharging his coffee and is suing Au Bon Pain, Hoboken University, the MTA, and thousands of people for various reasons.

In the suit, Purisima claims the pain and damages he suffered can’t be measure in money and are “priceless.” He also included a picture of his bloodied finger as evidence.