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Mad4simmental · 13-04-2014 11:18AM

Greengrass1 wrote: »

Some load if ****e though. It means nothing to me so I don't knw why I'm saying these names and there the gf friends too which makes it worse

Ha I was bad at it. Never another chicks name(thank god). Always shouting about flywheels and injectors, got the odd belt and kick for it.

rancher · 13-04-2014 11:28AM

Bodacious wrote: »

I've done that in the past.. And the name I was calling out , there was no denying it ... It was the scrum half of the women's rfc college team and they had only started training with us one night a week.. Rest of them were pretty damn ugly but she was a hottie .. OOops! Yer wan doing queer looking at me in the morning !!

One of our female vets was on the irish ladies rugby team, she was fit and gorgeous too....took the pain out of paying the(rip off) bills

larrymiller · 13-04-2014 11:32AM

Greengrass1 wrote: »

That's the problem.
I'm naming a different girls name every night and she's not too happy about it[/

I had a dream once of trying to get cattle up the crush.
Can ya imagine trying to explain " gwan a b!tch ya, ya big f@cker ya. Grunt grunt grunt" haha it was gas

whelan2 · 13-04-2014 11:38AM

youngest lad is nearly 6, he is terrible for sleepwalking and shouting. I find if he has been looking at tv too much or is over tired he will have a session of either roaring and shouting ans kicking in his sleep or will just go for a wander. He only moved into his own room a few months ago as we had him in with us. He would remember none of it the next day. Got extra locks on doors of house in case he escapes during the night

Greengrass1 · 13-04-2014 11:58AM

The last two months I've gotten really bad at it.
The girlfriends mother had a few of her friends staying over one weekend after they were all out.
Your mans wife sleepwalks and the only way she can sleep is nude.
Well she happened to do it that night she was staying and ended up in my girlfriends room and got into the bed beside her.
Oh and she had a boob job done a few years before.
So ye can imagine the fright my girlfriend got when she rolled over.

I was disappointed that I wasn't there that night

larrymiller · 13-04-2014 12:06PM

Greengrass1 wrote: »

The last two months I've gotten really bad at it.
The girlfriends mother had a few of her friends staying over one weekend after they were all out.
Your mans wife sleepwalks and the only way she can sleep is nude.
Well she happened to do it that night she was staying and ended up in my girlfriends room and got into the bed beside her.
Oh and she had a boob job done a few years before.
So ye can imagine the fright my girlfriend got when she rolled over.

I was disappointed that I wasn't there that night

Lad can I stay some night? The floor will do

Reggie. · 13-04-2014 12:08PM

larrymiller wrote: »

Lad can I stay some night? The floor will do

Ya animal

sea12 · 13-04-2014 12:10PM

larrymiller wrote: »

Lad can I stay some night? The floor will do

Remember a college friend use to do the same. He went down with to the girlfriends family for the first time. He went to bed in the spare room and woke up next morning in the brothers bed. The poor brother was traumatised for a long time. He got some slagging for it

larrymiller · 13-04-2014 12:32PM

sea12 wrote: »

Remember a college friend use to do the same. He went down with to the girlfriends family for the first time. He went to bed in the spare room and woke up next morning in the brothers bed. The poor brother was traumatised for a long time. He got some slagging for it

I stayed in a friends house once and he came in in the morning and his sister was in the bed with me, it was the most awkward tea and toast I ever had afterwards and u was never allowed to stay again

sea12 · 13-04-2014 12:59PM

larrymiller wrote: »

I stayed in a friends house once and he came in in the morning and his sister was in the bed with me, it was the most awkward tea and toast I ever had afterwards and u was never allowed to stay again

U broke the cardinal rule. Never ..

get caught with Ure friends sister

larrymiller · 13-04-2014 01:05PM

sea12 wrote: »

U broke the cardinal rule. Never ..

get caught with Ure friends sister

And I'd do it again

Kovu · 13-04-2014 01:22PM

So the lesson is to stop sleeping in the nip:D

I've slept in some spectacularly weird places but I don't think I ever woken up with someone strange sleepwalking around me. I do talk in my sleep though, often sleep with my eyes half open and get sleep paralysis occasionally.

Greengrass1 · 13-04-2014 01:27PM

I woke up in the nip this morning as well.
Another reason why I got in trouble

whelan2 · 13-04-2014 01:44PM

Mulumpy wrote: »

Been a Man City supporter all my life. Even the mention of United boils me.

yipee

Mulumpy · 13-04-2014 02:36PM

whelan2 wrote: »

yipee

Ha ye had a good start city unlucky not to have at least one back

Mulumpy · 13-04-2014 03:33PM

whelan2 wrote: »

yipee

Well done to Pool City very unlucky. Will still come down to last day

whelan2 · 13-04-2014 03:40PM

Mulumpy wrote: »

Well done to Pool City very unlucky. Will still come down to last day

i am still not the better of that:o great game

Kovu · 13-04-2014 03:42PM

Just let out the first cows and calves today. Lovely to watch them run around....and around....and around....and through the tape:o:pac:

Mad4simmental · 13-04-2014 03:45PM

.Kovu. wrote: »

Just let out the first cows and calves today. Lovely to watch them run around....and around....and around....and through the tape:o:pac:

Same here today, I could sit on the gate watching them discover the outdoors for hours.

frazzledhome · 13-04-2014 03:48PM

Greengrass1 wrote: »

That's the problem.
I'm naming a different girls name every night and she's not too happy about it

Tell her she needs to work harder at keeping you awake, bet she'll sleep then

Mulumpy · 13-04-2014 03:49PM

whelan2 wrote: »

i am still not the better of that:o great game

Ya two great sides really going for it. Ref was awful again though.

Conmaicne Mara · 13-04-2014 04:04PM

.Kovu. wrote: »

....and through the tape:o:pac:

See now there's your problem, they thought it was the finishing line and kept crossing it

Reggie. · 13-04-2014 05:48PM

.Kovu. wrote: »

Just let out the first cows and calves today. Lovely to watch them run around....and around....and around....and through the tape:o:pac:

Had that yesterday aswell, only one calf decided he was gonna run through a sheep wire fence at full pelt but he came to a sudden stop I can tell ya. Left a nice dent tho

naughto · 13-04-2014 06:56PM

Do ye remembered me telling ye that I was looking g after sheep for my father in law well one of them had a lamb yesterday,she must gave being tiped b4 she was sold.thank f1uck it was this week and not the week they where on holidays.father in law not bothered by it

J DEERE · 13-04-2014 07:00PM

What has happened that <modsnip> has closed his account and <modsnip> is banned? Good farming heads dropping like flies

[MOD]

No gossiping about former members, and other people's dealings with the moderators are nobody else's business.

[/MOD]

larrymiller · 13-04-2014 07:11PM

This place is gone nazi.
Open your mouth and your gone.
It's a joke

Muckit · 13-04-2014 07:20PM

J DEERE wrote: »

What has happened that <modsnip> has closed his account and <modsnip> is banned? Good farming heads dropping like flies

[MOD]

No gossiping about former members, and other people's dealings with the moderators are nobody else's business.

[/MOD]

He was asking a legitimate question. Since when has that become gossiping?

J DEERE · 13-04-2014 07:23PM

J DEERE wrote: »

What has happened that <modsnip> has closed his account and <modsnip> is banned? Good farming heads dropping like flies

[MOD]

No gossiping about former members, and other people's dealings with the moderators are nobody else's business.

[/MOD]

I have followed this thread for the last 3-4 years. I may not have been as frequent a poster as others but always threw in my opinion/advice as I deemed relevant. Often times I came here as a young farmer starting off with a query and the likes of Reilig and bbam were always on hand to give advice. This forum is a little more personal than to just regard them as "former members"

Nekarsulm · 13-04-2014 07:26PM

And what was wrong with my post? Was it not factual, concise, named no one, and humorous?

Time to rename this forum, from "chit chat" to "dry as dust, question and answer"

Oops, is that a crozier, I see before me?

rancher · 13-04-2014 08:01PM

Nekarsulm wrote: »

And what was wrong with my post? Was it not factual, concise, named no one, and humorous?

Time to rename this forum, from "chit chat" to "dry as dust, question and answer"

Oops, is that a crozier, I see before me?

Interesting comment on the ''war'' on twitter

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