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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Is this the synopsis of one of those utter shíte tv shows on MTV?

    cos it ****ing sounds like it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭William F


    The guy is competing for the girls attention.

    Yesterday at dinner, I was served a vegetarian platter because I am vegetarian. The girls said they were going to try vegetarian and ordered the same. SO the waiter brought out a large platter for all three of us.

    Then this d.ick, picked up the two chicken fillets from his plate and rubbed them in the vegetarian sauce on the platter.

    WHAT A DIRTBAG!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    William F wrote: »
    ....So I mockingly said to her that I also thought she was more beautiful than her friend.....

    Congratulations. By repeating what Gay Jay said just directly after him has now made you look either :-

    (a) A weirdo by being the straight guy coming on to poor Megan innocently talking about her friend

    (b) A Johnny-Come-Lately. One guy (gay or nay) has told her she's beautiful and then up you pop with the same line like you have no means of thinking for yourself

    (c) A homophobe with your mocking tone of Jays innocent statement

    Best to quit that job and start afresh somewhere else, preferably with animals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    William F wrote: »
    Because he's an utter dueche. All four of us were given ice cream for desert. I offered mine to everybody but nobody wanted it including 'Jay'. 5 minutes later when he is half way through his ice cream he reaches over and literally grabs mine and says nothing.

    And I said 'oh your welcome'.


    Ohh Jesus! And did you tell the teacher when little jay stole little billy's dessert? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    :confused:
    logically wrote: »
    Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry,
    When the boys came out to play
    Georgie Porgie ran away
    He kissed the too because he was gay


    FYP


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    William F wrote: »
    I was sitting with my workmates at dinner. There are four of us, two boys and two girls. We were having a discussion about relationships. One of the girls Megan, took out her phone and started showing pictures of her friends from back home.

    The other guy beside me, Jay, who is gay, said to Megan that he thought she was more beautiful than her friend or ''I think you are more beautiful than her''.

    So I mockingly said to her that I also thought she was more beautiful than her friend.

    Is this guy for real? Does he think he can make remarks like this just because he's gay?

    If a straight guy made the same remark to a girl whom he only knew for 3 or fours days I think that would be interpreted as coming onto her. This guy Jay, just because he's gay thinks he can say what he wants because obviously he would have no 'intentions' or so he thinks.

    What do you guys think? I don't have anything against gay people, but this guy is using his gayness as a veil to get what he wants.

    Is jealousy a bitter pill to swallow op? You sound upset that he can talk to this Megan girl so easily.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 364 ✭✭kc90


    William F wrote: »
    Because he's an utter dueche. All four of us were given ice cream for desert. I offered mine to everybody but nobody wanted it including 'Jay'. 5 minutes later when he is half way through his ice cream he reaches over and literally grabs mine and says nothing.

    And I said 'oh your welcome'.

    This reads like a stroppy child at a birthday party.


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Seeing as this isn't the case he's either just being genuinely complimentary or one of those people that uses 'compliments' as a way of getting people to like them.

    Oh the sneaky git. Using them fancy 'social skills' to get along with people.

    I hate ice-cream stealing bastards like that.:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭Flippyfloppy


    He used his gayness to take your ice cream!

    He knew you were so afraid of gay people (whilst having nothing against them, mind you) that you would freeze ob the spot when he took your ice cream.

    At least he didn't reach in and pull your ice cream lever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    So....he rubbed his "chicken fillets" in your "vegetarian sauce" after he "reached over and grabbed yours" and coveted your "ice cream". ****ing hell this is steamy. What happened next??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭William F


    If he was straight there would be an assumption that he's obviously trying it on. Seeing as this isn't the case he's either just being genuinely complimentary or one of those people that uses 'compliments' as a way of getting people to like them.

    Exactly my thoughts. He would do anything for people to like him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 ✭✭logically


    :confused:


    FYP

    "He kissed them too because he was gay (or bisexual)"

    FYFYP

    Logically.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    William F wrote: »
    The guy is competing for the girls attention.

    Yesterday at dinner, I was served a vegetarian platter because I am vegetarian. The girls said they were going to try vegetarian and ordered the same. SO the waiter brought out a large platter for all three of us.

    Then this d.ick, picked up the two chicken fillets from his plate and rubbed them in the vegetarian sauce on the platter.

    WHAT A DIRTBAG!!!

    As a vegetarian that would really annoy me so why do you hang out with him, he sounds like a muppet


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He used his gayness to take your ice cream!

    He knew you were so afraid of gay people (whilst having nothing against them, mind you) that you would freeze ob the spot when he took your ice cream.

    At least he didn't reach in and pull your ice cream lever.


    Hang on we might be missing something...was it a cold day, and is 'ice-cream' a euphemism?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,868 ✭✭✭SteM


    My guess is that Jay complemented Megan because he secretly fancies you and he was hoping to make you jealous. Don't fall for it, stay straight my friend!


  • Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    William F wrote: »
    Because he's an utter dueche. All four of us were given ice cream for desert. I offered mine to everybody but nobody wanted it including 'Jay'. 5 minutes later when he is half way through his ice cream he reaches over and literally grabs mine and says nothing.

    And I said 'oh your welcome'.

    Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. Sounds like you're in there, bud.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    So....he rubbed his "chicken fillets" in your "vegetarian sauce" after he "reached over and grabbed yours" and coveted your "ice cream". ****ing hell this is steamy. What happened next??


    '2guys1cup'...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭Vojera


    William F wrote: »
    All four of us were given ice cream for desert. I offered mine to everybody but nobody wanted it including 'Jay'. 5 minutes later when he is half way through his ice cream he reaches over and literally grabs mine and says nothing.

    And I said 'oh your welcome'.

    Hold on, if everybody got ice cream and you were offering yours, does that mean you didn't want yours so you were offering around rather than see it go to waste?

    And then when he took the ice cream, which you had already offered him, you got snarky with him?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭William F


    eviltwin wrote: »
    As a vegetarian that would really annoy me so why do you hang out with him, he sounds like a muppet

    He did it on purpose. Only a disgusting pig would do that. As part of orientation we have to stick together. If I had the choice, I would't sit next or near him. I hate those types.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭H3llR4iser


    I think you got everything wrong William; Jay is actually hitting on YOU :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    Vojera wrote: »
    Hold on, if everybody got ice cream and you were offering yours, does that mean you didn't want yours so you were offering around rather than see it go to waste?

    And then when he took the ice cream, which you had already offered him, you got snarky with him?

    You still think "ice cream" refers to a frozen dairy dessert? Aw, bless. Jay is licking the OP's, eh, ice cream off his fingers by now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭Flippyfloppy


    William F wrote: »
    Because he's an utter dueche. All four of us were given ice cream for desert. I offered mine to everybody but nobody wanted it including 'Jay'. 5 minutes later when he is half way through his ice cream he reaches over and literally grabs mine and says nothing.

    And I said 'oh your welcome'.

    STOP!!! Woah woah woah everybody.


    How big were your ice creams? What kind of Ice cream is only half finished after five minutes??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭William F


    Vojera wrote: »
    Hold on, if everybody got ice cream and you were offering yours, does that mean you didn't want yours so you were offering around rather than see it go to waste?

    And then when he took the ice cream, which you had already offered him, you got snarky with him?

    No he just didn't want to say thank you after me offering the ice cream.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    William F wrote: »
    No he just didn't want to say thank you after me offering the ice cream.

    He probably had his mouth full....ahem...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    STOP!!! Woah woah woah everybody.


    How big were your ice creams? What kind of Ice cream is only half finished after five minutes??


    A 69 :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,579 ✭✭✭Mr McBoatface


    I once worked with a bunch of lady's in a major MNC, at lunch we would all sit together and I'd be stuck listening to all the chit-chat....me being the only bloke with about 8 women it was hell. They would make consent bad remarks about the food from the canteen the Eastern European ladies who worked in the canteen. I always found that strange as the food was lovely and the canteen staff where very friendly and professional (the where also very good looking :))

    Anyway one day the bitching got really bad and the negative comments start flying around about the canteen staff and the food, one of my co-workers said "I never had anything as bad in my mouth" to which all the ladies replied "yeah you're right". I replied "Ah now ladies you've all had worse things in your mouth, your husband and boyfriends could testify to that"

    They all went red faced and shut up, I was later told my comments where not appropriate

    ..........but I was right:)


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    All we really know for sure is that the OP offered his gay colleague his 'ice cream', and that he hates Germans.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭Flippyfloppy


    Candie wrote: »
    All we really know for sure is that the OP offered his gay colleague his 'ice cream', and that he hates Germans.

    Then the colleague took his ice cream. That's when William became his beeatch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭William F


    Candie wrote: »
    All we really know for sure is that the OP offered his gay colleague his 'ice cream', and that he hates Germans.

    He is black by the way.


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  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jon Little Formula


    William F wrote: »
    He is black by the way.

    Gasp!
    I bet he's a traveller too. And on the dole. :mad:
    And eats special k for breakfast :mad::mad:


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