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Blondes

  • 01-07-2011 09:54AM
    #1
    Tauriel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,012 ✭✭✭✭


    How do you teach a blonde maths?

    Add a bed,
    Subtract her knickers,
    Divide her legs,
    Enter your square root,
    Leave your solution,
    And hope that she doesn't multiply!


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  • #2
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    A big busty blonde is driving home late one night when the police stop and breathalyse her. The crystals turn bright green.:D

    The policeman, rather sarcastically, says to her: "Oh, my! It looks like you've had a few stiff ones this evening."

    She looks at him in astonishment and asks: "Oh, does it tell that as well?"


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  • #3
    zoe 3619
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭zoe 3619


    mustang shelly wrote: »
    How do you teach a blonde maths?

    Add a bed,
    Subtract her knickers,
    Divide her legs,
    Enter your square root,
    Leave your solution,
    And hope that she doesn't multiply!

    And that was the funniest joke you ever heard?....


  • #4
    duffman13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,275 ✭✭✭duffman13


    zoe 3619 wrote: »
    And that was the funniest joke you ever heard?....

    Pull up a 3 year old thread for that nugget?


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