Someone unusual you fancy...

DeanAustin · 27-03-2014 5:03pm

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Yes, but I mean falling for a poster of Kerry Katona! I think you need a long break in Acapulco or Rio ........ if you've given up on the tranquilizers. They don't always work, you know.

Oh Kerry Katona...she's always been high on my list. Would love a crack at her.

eisenberg1 · 27-03-2014 5:09pm

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

it's the danger...

I could imagine her doing the biz with you and slicing your nuts off, for a laugh like.

Headline in "STAR" Mullhalls removes townhalls.

Molester Stallone · 27-03-2014 9:04pm

DeanAustin wrote: »

Oh Kerry Katona...she's always been high on my list. Would love a crack at her.

Sure why not, everyone's else has

FudgeBrownie · 27-03-2014 9:22pm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I fancied a girl in my local shop.
I went in one day ( as I am shy ) and asked her where the condoms were.
She asked jokingly "Oh who is the girl"
I replied "You!"

Never been able to step foot in that shop since.

Oh god.

pearljamsambo · 27-03-2014 9:32pm

th3 s1aught3r wrote: »

Mary Lou McDonald

Aw lawd jesus! Maybe back in 2011, she’s tucked away a good few quarter pounders and pints at the dail bar since then!

MadYaker · 27-03-2014 9:44pm

This is a great thread.

Ring4Fea · 28-03-2014 3:37am

Ana Matronic right before she lost the weight!

Sunglasses Ron · 28-03-2014 7:41am

WilyCoyote wrote: »

You're joking, aren't you? The thinnest lips I've seen.

I wouldn't engage her in fellatio. Primarily because the last time she had anything to do with head she buried it somewhere in Tallaght.

Ring4Fea · 28-03-2014 7:57am

Lilly Munster 11 months before she fell preggers with her eldest

WilyCoyote · 28-03-2014 5:46pm

Sunglasses Ron wrote: »

I wouldn't engage her in fellatio. Primarily because the last time she had anything to do with head she buried it somewhere in Tallaght.

That was taking head ...... not giving it

DeanAustin · 03-04-2014 1:26pm

Right, I'm now over a month without a ride and it's getting desperate.

This morning I saw a pic of Norah Casey and thought "Jaysus, I'd love to". Then I Googled some more pics and that only made it worse. What do I do?

czechlin · 03-04-2014 1:33pm

You know things are not going well when you start fancying Jason Bateman :pac:

D-FENS · 03-04-2014 2:21pm

Jessica Lange is 65 this year, but after seeing her in American Horror Story, I’d spank her ass with her bus pass

Also, this lovely housewife, she can hook me up to her fancy box anytime she wants

Butterfly25 · 03-04-2014 4:31pm

Remember this ad from a few years ago? Love this guy!

castletownman · 03-04-2014 4:35pm

Vivienne Traynor. RTE News Court Reporter.

Lovely.

steirishrover · 03-04-2014 5:56pm

D-FENS wrote: »

Jessica Lange is 65 this year, but after seeing her in American Horror Story, I’d spank her ass with her bus pass

Also, this lovely housewife, she can hook me up to her fancy box anytime she wants

Quoted that lovely housewife about a month ago in this thread, something about her big style

marwelie · 03-04-2014 6:16pm

Kate Egan and Eileen Whelan off RTE News.

As for Jessica Lange, watch the 1976 version of King Kong and you'll never look at her the same way again....

brinty · 03-04-2014 6:17pm

Hmmm interesting thread....
Dunno how unusual these are but sure here's a go anyways
Susanna Reid
Jane Seymour
Stephanie McMahon

Galwayguy35 · 03-04-2014 6:18pm

marwelie wrote: »

Kate Egan and Eileen Whelan off RTE News.

As for Jessica Lange, watch the 1976 version of King Kong and you'll never look at her the same way again....

Ha I was just going to say Eileen Whelan, she is looking well the last few broadcasts.