Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Sadderday · 01-04-2014 04:36PM

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

HO LEE SHIIIIIIIT

TMI friend... TMI! :eek::pac:

tellin ya, had to do it yesterday... they were the only thing in reach besides the dettol bottle or the hand towel.... ya stay wet for ages... then ya have a big damp ar'se

no wonder babies get nappy rash

branners69 · 01-04-2014 04:37PM

Sadderday wrote: »

when you have to wipe your ar'se with a baby wipe and use your knickers to dry off the excess wet from the wipe

I want to know is this before or after the driver behind you was up your a'ss?

Sadderday · 01-04-2014 04:39PM

branners69 wrote: »

I want to know is this before or after the driver behind you was up your a'ss?

After... ya know when your snappin about something and you have a marlboro light in a rage style hurry and it makes ya need a fury shi't

there was no time

01-04-2014 04:42PM

Sadderday wrote: »

After... ya know when your snappin about something and you have a marlboro light in a rage style hurry and it makes ya need a fury shi't

there was no time

I never knew there were fury-specific bowel movements preempted by smoking.

I was never more pleased to be an even-tempered non-smoker :pac:

maguic24 · 01-04-2014 04:43PM

Sadderday wrote: »

tellin ya, had to do it yesterday... they were the only thing in reach besides the dettol bottle or the hand towel.... ya stay wet for ages... then ya have a big damp ar'se

no wonder babies get nappy rash

Ugh, twice in work I did a number 2 and realised there was no toilet paper.

Had to use paper towels!!!! And they were cheap paper towels, it was an unpleasant experience! :mad:

Sadderday · 01-04-2014 04:44PM

maguic24 wrote: »

Ugh, twice in work I did a number 2 and realised there was no toilet paper. Had to use paper towels!!!! And they were cheap paper towels, it was an unpleasant experience! :mad:

yeah.... sorry everyone for this but........

if this is what your working with you should try spitting in the paper towels first to soften them up

eisenberg1 · 01-04-2014 04:45PM

Sadderday wrote: »

After... ya know when your snappin about something and you have a marlboro light in a rage style hurry and it makes ya need a fury shi't

there was no time

I'm lost:D

jimgoose · 01-04-2014 04:46PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I'm lost:D

In short, she's one of these Annie Oakley types!

01-04-2014 04:46PM

maguic24 wrote: »

Ugh, twice in work I did a number 2 and realised there was no toilet paper. Had to use paper towels!!!! And they were cheap paper towels, it was an unpleasant experience! :mad:

*clenches*

Sadderday wrote: »

yeah.... sorry everyone for this but........

if this is what your working with you should try spitting in the paper towels first to soften them up

...and hits 'Unfollow'...

maguic24 · 01-04-2014 04:46PM

I know I added to the subject...but I am now putting in my motion for a subject change. :P Let's stop talking sh*te. :P

eisenberg1 · 01-04-2014 04:48PM

Candie wrote: »

I never knew there were fury-specific bowel movements preempted by smoking.

I was never more pleased to be an even-tempered non-smoker :pac:

I have heard a cigarette referred as a "**** trigger"

maguic24 wrote: »

Ugh, twice in work I did a number 2 and realised there was no toilet paper. Had to use paper towels!!!! And they were cheap paper towels, it was an unpleasant experience! :mad:

These are the paper towels that help get in touch with your inner self;)

minusthebear · 01-04-2014 04:48PM

having a messy no.2 directly after a shower. feel all dirty again. :-(

Fred Swanson · 01-04-2014 04:50PM

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01-04-2014 04:51PM

Oh god, just stop!

Stop!

cmore123 · 01-04-2014 04:52PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Probably something like "On Ilkla Moor Bar T'at"!

Anyone know what at actually means?

SpaceCowb0y · 01-04-2014 04:53PM

Everybody needs to cut this shite talk out immediately :pac:

shroom007 · 01-04-2014 08:05PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

But there is a lovely stretch in the evenings, thank god:D

"Great drying out "as my mum used to say

czechlin · 01-04-2014 08:17PM

When you get on boards to post something that trivialy annoys you but end up reading all sorts of (shocking) sh1t posts and completely forget what you wanted to say :eek:

*goes to stock the bathroom up with toilet paper*

Fred Swanson · 01-04-2014 08:23PM

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czechlin · 01-04-2014 08:29PM

Fred Swanson wrote: »

EMMA!

Fred, you shouldn't have... I HATE that man! :mad:

Czarcasm · 01-04-2014 10:26PM

When you get a new phone and you have to waste a whole day trying to adapt to the text input! Pain in the proverbial! On the plus side though, the 20-30Mbs speeds on 4G are are something I could definitely get used to!

Hibs Hearts run FR33 · 01-04-2014 10:33PM

looking down and noticing my shoe-lace actually WAS undone

Sadderday · 02-04-2014 09:23AM

you want to use the hand dryer in the loo, its noisy and someone thinks its fine to yap on their phone at the sink.

you feel like a di'ck for drying your hands.

sucks

OldNotWIse · 02-04-2014 09:52AM

maguic24 wrote: »

Ugh, twice in work I did a number 2 and realised there was no toilet paper. Had to use paper towels!!!! And they were cheap paper towels, it was an unpleasant experience! :mad:

Ever have one of those that literally leaves no trace? Like, the first wipe and there is nothing there :eek:

Vel · 02-04-2014 10:29AM

Overly anxious/fussy parents of young kids.

My cousin removed a lovely old tree from her front garden because they were worried that some spikey bits on it would hurt their 3 year old son, rather than teaching him not to go near it. Once he became mobile they used tape to stick foam all over the house in case he might hurt himself. They had it along all the windowsills, all around the tv, on the coasters on the sofa and many other weird and wonderful places. He is now 4 and rather than teach him to walk beside them on the path, they have insisted since he could walk on tightly gripping him by the arm and still do so. I could go on and on.

I'm aware that they are a bit of an extreme case but I see similar in many friends and accquaintenances.

I picked the kids up from creche the other day and it was lashing rain as we were leaving. Kids are wrapped up, on their scooters, it will take us about 15 minutes to walk home and one of the mothers, with her nearly 4 year stuffed into a buggy so she can push him a few metres up the road to her car, is barely short of suggesting I am inflicting child abuse on them.

I saw a little fella totting around the park once in his rain gear and wellies but any time he went near a puddle, he was swiftly re-directed by his mother telling him it was dirty.

eisenberg1 · 02-04-2014 10:42AM

Sadderday wrote: »

you want to use the hand dryer in the loo, its noisy and someone thinks its fine to yap on their phone at the sink.

you feel like a di'ck for drying your hands.

sucks

Well you should not feel bad, its a MOBILE phone, its not as if you can rip the dryer off the wall and go elsewhere:D

Are you bathroom obsessed?;)

Tasden · 02-04-2014 10:46AM

Vel wrote: »

Overly anxious/fussy parents of young kids.

My cousin removed a lovely old tree from her front garden because they were worried that some spikey bits on it would hurt their 3 year old son, rather than teaching him not to go near it. Once he became mobile they used tape to stick foam all over the house in case he might hurt himself. They had it along all the windowsills, all around the tv, on the coasters on the sofa and many other weird and wonderful places. He is now 4 and rather than teach him to walk beside them on the path, they have insisted since he could walk on tightly gripping him by the arm and still do so. I could go on and on.

I'm aware that they are a bit of an extreme case but I see similar in many friends and accquaintenances.

I picked the kids up from creche the other day and it was lashing rain as we were leaving. Kids are wrapped up, on their scooters, it will take us about 15 minutes to walk home and one of the mothers, with her nearly 4 year stuffed into a buggy so she can push him a few metres up the road to her car, is barely short of suggesting I am inflicting child abuse on them.

I saw a little fella totting around the park once in his rain gear and wellies but any time he went near a puddle, he was swiftly re-directed by his mother telling him it was dirty.

Completely agree, although this morning I saw the opposite, and would take over protective any day over parents who are just oblivious/ don't care.

On the way home from the school run there was a woman with an empty buggy walking on the path, her baby who was around one and half/two was balancing along the kerb. As I cross the road the baby steps down and starts walking along the road parallel to the kerb gradually veering into the centre of the road- all the while the woman is still just walking along the path with the buggy!! Saw a car coming and the woman still wasn't taking the baby off the road, I had to go over and start leading the baby onto the path before the woman even noticed what was happening.

And of course she shakes her head at the baby as if the baby should know better.

OldNotWIse · 02-04-2014 10:48AM

That new ad with the milton steriliser for soothers. Ah here. Dip your childs soother in bleach and then shove it in his gob?*Reminds me of that terrible dettol ad where the mum sprays the high chair table with dettol and then the camera shows the child eating banana off it. All this rubbish about "protecting your family" through the use of harsh chemicals.

* the fakeness of this scene also annoys me where he is meant to be kicking the thing around like a professional footballer.

jimgoose · 02-04-2014 10:51AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

That new ad with the milton steriliser for soothers. Ah here. Dip your childs soother in bleach and then shove it in his gob?...

This kind of bloody blithering idiocy is why you can't go to hospital with an ingrown toenail without some fool shoving a hundredweight of MRSA up your hole. There is no need for all this sterilisation - we've lived with bacteria for ten thousand years, we'll live another ten thousand if we don't render all of our medicines completely ineffective through thickness. As the fella said, you'd have to ate a ton a' dirt before 'twould kill ya! :cool:

OldNotWIse · 02-04-2014 10:55AM

jimgoose wrote: »

This kind of bloody blithering idiocy is why you can't go to hospital with an ingrown toenail without some fool shoving a hundredweight of MRSA up your hole. There is no need for all this sterilisation - we've lived with bacteria for ten thousand years, we'll live another ten thousand if we don't render all of our medicines completely ineffective through thickness. As the fella said, you'd have to ate a ton a' dirt before 'twould kill ya! :cool:

Dont even get me started on people taking antibiotics for colds, not finishing prescribed courses, thinking that antiB's treat everything and not realising there are different categorisations etc.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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