Bouncer for teenagers party

The Backwards Man · 21-03-2014 08:00PM

I can just see all the doormen of Leinster chomping at the bit to get their hands on this contract.

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:01PM

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

You could just stand up to the snot nosed little bollox and be a parent. Just a suggestion.

TYPO TYPO TYPO

Has been edited but no one reading the initial post just jumping on the bandwagon

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:01PM

AckwelFoley wrote: »

There was a company called Huntly-McCann that specialised in Supervision of Childrens events

I dont have their number

Thank you for that

kneemos · 21-03-2014 08:02PM

Silverbling wrote: »

Jeez you lot are harsh, it was a typo, there WILL BE NO DRINK, if I was such a sh1t parent I would not be looking for a bouncer to look after every body elses little fvckers[/

So he's agreeing to no drink?lucky there.

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:03PM

kneemos wrote: »

Silverbling wrote: »

Jeez you lot are harsh, it was a typo, there WILL BE NO DRINK, if I was such a sh1t parent I would not be looking for a bouncer to look after every body elses little fvckers[/

So he's agreeing to no drink?lucky there.

No he is agreeing to telling his friends no drink or they will not be allowed in

mikom · 21-03-2014 08:03PM

AckwelFoley wrote: »

There was a company called Huntly-McCann that specialised in Supervision of Childrens events

I dont have their number

Do you have their daughter?

MadYaker · 21-03-2014 08:04PM

Sorry but getting a bouncer for a 15 year olds birthday is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If you as the parent can't keep a lid on it yourself then the party shouldn't be happening.

If 70 people or even more than 30 show up its probably going to end in tears. If things go badly wrong you could be held responsible. Think about the risks you're taking here.

TheChizler · 21-03-2014 08:06PM

Google event security companies, G4S might, can't name many Dublin ones off the top of my head. Maybe €18 / hour + 23% VAT. They'll normally insist on a minimum of two personnel or 1 per 50 or similar. Alternatively ask a bouncer on the door of a pub if they know anyone looking for a little extra cash, I've done it when in a pinch.

Grayditch · 21-03-2014 08:07PM

I'll do it for €7 an hour. I have a samurai sword. It's a bit blunt, but they won't know that. I can kick a melon over a wall.

super_furry · 21-03-2014 08:07PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rl1TJG17Wk

Why does this spring to mind?

Sir Osis of Liver. · 21-03-2014 08:07PM

AckwelFoley wrote: »

There was a company called Huntly-McCann that specialised in Supervision of Childrens events

I dont have their number

Oh,Ian and Jerrys firm.
If you cant get them try Fred and Rose's Child Minding Services.

zl1whqvjs75cdy · 21-03-2014 08:08PM

Silverbling wrote: »

TYPO TYPO TYPO

Has been edited but no one reading the initial post just jumping on the bandwagon

I was referring to the fact that your 14 year old has basically told you to go **** yourself when you tried to set some ground rules.

kneemos · 21-03-2014 08:09PM

Grayditch wrote: »

I'll do it for €7 an hour. I have a samurai sword. It's a bit blunt, but they won't know that. I can kick a melon over a wall.

Very talented.

DDC1990 · 21-03-2014 08:09PM

Local Gárda station would be your best bet to keep young drunks clear. No problems after that.

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:10PM

MadYaker wrote: »

Sorry but getting a bouncer for a 15 year olds birthday is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If you as the parent can't keep a lid on it yourself then the party shouldn't be happening.

If 70 people or even more than 30 show up its probably going to end in tears. If things go badly wrong you could be held responsible. Think about the risks you're taking here.

I am thinking about it, but they hang around in massive groups anyway, it will be invite only for his friends that I know.

I am 5 foot and tiny, I certainly could not handle something if they kicked off because they were not allowed in.

It is the teenagers I do not know I am worried about

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:11PM

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

I was referring to the fact that your 14 year old has basically told you to go **** yourself when you tried to set some ground rules.

No he did not it was a typo, I was hungry and my chinese arrived so instead of proof reading it I pressed post

MadYaker · 21-03-2014 08:14PM

Silverbling wrote: »

I am thinking about it, but they hang around in massive groups anyway, it will be invite only for his friends that I know.

I am 5 foot and tiny, I certainly could not handle something if they kicked off because they were not allowed in.

It is the teenagers I do not know I am worried about

Then it sounds to me like no party is the best option if you think you can't keep it under control.

Can the kid not just have a few of his closer friends over for a few hours, play video games and eat crap food. That's what we did when I was 16.

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:16PM

Cheers everyone, I suspected it was a mental idea so will re-think it.

And for the record my son has been seriously ill for 2 years and recently had a lung biopsy with the all clear, even being so ill he got 2 A's, 2 C's and the rest B's in his mocks. He is not a spoilt little **** who lays down the rules but a loving, brave well behaved kid.

He deserves a party to make up for the ones he missed and the fact he is now pink not grey.

mikom · 21-03-2014 08:18PM

Silverbling wrote: »

Cheers everyone, I suspected it was a mental idea so will re-think it.

And for the record my son has been seriously ill for 2 years and recently had a lung biopsy with the all clear, even being so ill he got 2 A's, 2 C's and the rest B's in his mocks. He is not a spoilt little **** who lays down the rules but a loving, brave well behaved kid.

He deserves a party to make up for the ones he missed and the fact he is now pink not grey.

Now you tell us.

He deserves a free bar if that's the case.....

kneemos · 21-03-2014 08:20PM

Silverbling wrote: »

Cheers everyone, I suspected it was a mental idea so will re-think it.

And for the record my son has been seriously ill for 2 years and recently had a lung biopsy with the all clear, even being so ill he got 2 A's, 2 C's and the rest B's in his mocks. He is not a spoilt little **** who lays down the rules but a loving, brave well behaved kid.

He deserves a party to make up for the ones he missed and the fact he is now pink not grey.

Can only go by the information supplied.

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:24PM

kneemos wrote: »

Can only go by the information supplied.

I know and that was my fault for not checking the post before I hit submit to go and stuff my face with sweet and sour chicken with fried rice

Stavros Murphy · 21-03-2014 08:25PM

My eldest lad threw a house party for his 16th. Invited "12" friends. We left him to it for about 4 hours and went for a meal. Then we came back..

Run OP, run fast - cancel the invites, lock your doors, change the locks, bolt the locks with more locks. And hide your valuables.

The highlight was himself sauntering out and goin "Hi Da, It's going well". As 250 teenagers hopped around like loonies in the house. Happily, no additional bouncers were required as I'm a tad ferocious and a sullen mob drooled out and down the drive. Gaff.was.wrecked. Literally. Being burglarized would have been less destructive.

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:28PM

I will be here with the support of other mothers but the teenagers tower above us, I was thinking a big tall man they would be afraid of plus the fact there were adults around.

I trust my son and his friends, it is the other 230 that arrived at Stavros Murphy's house I am worried about, we are re- negotiating here

The Backwards Man · 21-03-2014 08:31PM

Silverbling wrote: »

I will be here with the support of other mothers but the teenagers tower above us, I was thinking a big tall man they would be afraid of plus the fact there were adults around.

I trust my son and his friends, it is the other 230 that arrived at Stavros Murphy's house I am worried about, we are re- negotiating here

You're far better off getting some more of the other parents round to keep an eye on things.

The only bouncers that would be even remotely interested in trying to control a kids' party would be the completely inept or the borderline perverse.

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:33PM

Thanks, onto plan B then!

Stavros Murphy · 21-03-2014 08:34PM

Silverbling wrote: »

I will be here with the support of other mothers but the teenagers tower above us, I was thinking a big tall man they would be afraid of plus the fact there were adults around.

I trust my son and his friends, it is the other 230 that arrived at Stavros Murphy's house I am worried about, we are re- negotiating here

I used to as well. Ohh, the innocence. Mine eyes were opened. Four wheelie bins of empties...riding (jasus, the feckers)...more spliffs than a Led Zepplin concert...holes in the walls(how??Just how??) downstairs flooded where a radiator "fell" off the wall....blood from the fistfights.....and from talking to others, it's a weekly event -they just do it in a different house every weekend. Be warned.

I can kinda laugh now, but the missus was in tears at the time and I do believe I may have assaulted several teenagers with an empty Pringles tin...

stimpson · 21-03-2014 08:34PM

Silverbling wrote: »

I know and that was my fault for not checking the post before I hit submit to go and stuff my face with sweet and sour chicken with fried rice

Did you get any spring rolls?

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:35PM

The logic of a teenager, I will not tell anyone our address so it will all be grand lol

Silverbling · 21-03-2014 08:39PM

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

I used to as well. Ohh, the innocence. Mine eyes were opened. Four wheelie bins of empties...riding (jasus, the feckers)...more spliffs than a Led Zepplin concert...holes in the walls(how??Just how??) downstairs flooded where a radiator "fell" off the wall....blood from the fistfights.....and from talking to others, it's a weekly event -they just do it in a different house every weekend. Be warned. I can kinda laugh now, but the missus was in tears at the time and I do believe I may have assaulted several teenagers with an empty Pringles tin...

Oh holy god, that's why I agreed to the garden, my son is paying for a portaloo out of his communion money (and that is not a typo)

I was having doubts before but the pringles swung it, I hate pringles and not sure a tayto bag could be a good weapon.

Sulla Felix · 21-03-2014 08:39PM

mikom wrote: »

Do you have their daughter?

Bastard. I just hurt myself laughing.

Bouncer for teenagers party

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