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anyone using talc these days

  • 21-03-2014 11:46AM
    #1
    firestarter51
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭firestarter51


    in the last two years i think i have become addicted to talc, started off with the baby powder and now ive found imperial leather, give that extra clean fresh feeling.....
    thoughts ???


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  • #2
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Gives a nice clean buzz when snorted and also cleans your nose, win win.


  • #3
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,609 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Smell it here and there.Don't think it's anything to be ashamed of though.


  • #4
    firestarter51
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭firestarter51


    Can't snort it sadly it burns :D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • #5
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    where are you using it?


  • #6
    firestarter51
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭firestarter51


    Head to toe leaves a nice mess


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  • #7
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Love the smell of it but not really sure where i'd put it??? :confused:


  • #8
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    If I get a smell of talc off an adult I always think they must have something wrong with their nether regions that needs drying out. Sorry OP.


  • #9
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,609 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    where are you using it?

    Bathroom I'd say.


  • #10
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    If I get a smell of talc off an adult I always think they must have something wrong with their nether regions that needs drying out. Sorry OP.
    Hahahahahaha now i'm gonna think this :D


  • #11
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    I think it's purely reserved for gout ridden old men OP. You're getting notions. It'll be shower gel instead of Coal Tar Soap next. Man up.

    -Funk


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  • #12
    firestarter51
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭firestarter51


    funk-you wrote: »
    I think it's purely reserved for gout ridden old men OP. You're getting notions. It'll be shower gel instead of Coal Tar Soap next. Man up.

    -Funk

    How do you know I'm not a gout ridden old man !!!


  • #13
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Used to be handy for finding the wet patch on larger ladies.


  • #14
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    suppose its better than poisoning your body with aerosols


  • #15
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Banjo String wrote: »
    Used to be handy for finding the wet patch on larger ladies.

    i thought a gentleman was supposed to use flour on such occasions


  • #16
    Morgan Rapid Rhino
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Morgan Rapid Rhino


    I have coconut scented talc which I use occasionally after a shower cos it's nice


  • #17
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    i thought a gentleman was supposed to use flour on such occasions

    Lol. It's spelt flowers .


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I have coconut scented talc which I use occasionally after a shower cos it's nice

    Anything coconut scented is a winner.


  • #19
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    firestarter51 wrote: »
    How do you know I'm not a gout ridden old man !!!

    My apologies Mister, the post office is that way -->

    I hear the service is terrible and all the people in the queue are dying to hear you give out to the clerk for 30 mins over the price of stamps.

    -Funk


  • #20
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I love talc. Sometimes I cover myself with it, can never use it down there though. Ends up looking like a kitchen counter after someone was kneading dough.


  • #21
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Nothing wrong with applying some talcum powder to the old giggle stick and nut purse every morning. I'm quite fond of it.

    Gives a feeling of freshness all day.


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  • #22
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with applying some talcum powder to the old giggle stick and nut purse every morning. I'm quite fond of it.

    Gives a feeling of freshness all day.

    Absolutely. I'd consider it an essential bathroom task in the morning as the weather improves. A nice cool ballbag dusted in a lightly perfumed talc is a great feeling. Can meet a member of the C-Suite confident that you won't start to suffer emotional distress from a sweaty cluster.


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with applying some talcum powder to the old giggle stick and nut purse every morning. I'm quite fond of it.

    Gives a feeling of freshness all day.

    Again, you'd want to be wary of the amount applied. Too much and you run the risk of having a cloud of it blowing out the belt line of your trousers when you sit down to work.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
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    mauzo! wrote: »
    I love talc. Sometimes I cover myself with it, can never use it down there though. Ends up looking like a kitchen counter after someone was kneading dough.

    Less is more.


  • #25
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Not since the flamin' days of T' Wigan Casino.


  • #26
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Candie wrote: »
    Less is more.

    Do you mean the talc or personal sharing on the internet? :P


  • #27
    MonstaMash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Always give the auld crack & sack a generous dusting before a long journey on the bike...motorcycle leathers tend to hold in moisture where least needed :eek: :D


  • #28
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Candie wrote: »
    Anything coconut scented is a winner.

    Only in the triathlon of gayness.


  • #29
    cat_dog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 276 ✭✭cat_dog


    No I heard it's carcinogenic.


  • #30
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    A chap I know called Walter Brown, or Walter the Softy uses it all the time!


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  • #31
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    Davarus Walrus wrote: »
    Absolutely. I'd consider it an essential bathroom task in the morning as the weather improves. A nice cool ballbag dusted in a lightly perfumed talc is a great feeling. Can meet a member of the C-Suite confident that you won't start to suffer emotional distress from a sweaty cluster.

    The ratio of talc to scrotum should be administered according to weather conditions. Clumping can cause serious problems for todays erstwhile professional.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Again, you'd want to be wary of the amount applied. Too much and you run the risk of having a cloud of it blowing out the belt line of your trousers when you sit down to work.
    Sage advice. There's a third factor that needs to be considered when getting the correct ratio of talc to nad sac, and that is the oft overlooked issue of 'ground to cover.'

    I suggest experimentation to gauge the correct amount to apply in order to prevent any 'blowback.' Get to know what you are comfortable with and go from there.


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