Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

KKkitty · 05-02-2014 02:40AM

El Guapo! wrote: »

You know when you scroll to the bottom of the front page in a forum and it lists everyone viewing the forum at that time?
Why aren't they in alphabetical order?

*twitch

Is your ocd going crazy seeing that?

764dak · 05-02-2014 02:51AM

I hate when the phone rings and I am doing the dishes.

Orim · 05-02-2014 03:21AM

Wotsername wrote: »

Sometime around September, on my way home late one evening, I got an unmerciful craving for a chip sambo. I was fantasizing all the way about the hot, semi-soft chips covered in vinegar. on batch loaf bread, smothered with butter that drips down your hand when you bight into it.

Way behind on this thread but it annoys me how much I want a chip sambo after reading this.

Wotsername · 05-02-2014 03:47AM

764dak wrote: »

I hate when the phone rings and I am doing the dishes.

Or when I'm doing the dishes in the sink and I haven't rolled my sleeves up far enough.

Usually it's just the one that gets wet.

suicide_circus · 05-02-2014 07:51AM

drug/supplement companies who make their tablets difficult to swallow. taking these meds at the moment that are the size, consistency and shape of a saucer. small bullet shaped gel caps ftw.

OldNotWIse · 05-02-2014 10:12AM

Getting soaked on the way to work and then someone proclaiming when I get in, "My God, you got wet!" :eek: - I Fuccking know!!!!!!!

OldNotWIse · 05-02-2014 10:13AM

Wotsername wrote: »

He took a heart attack an clapsed

He "died roarin' for a bed" - even though he had been in a vegetative state for a decade before :pac:

eisenberg1 · 05-02-2014 12:12PM

Oops69 wrote: »

Thanks ,I try , as they say " you can't teach style you're born with it " :cool:

Father Dougal: "Ted, do you remember yer man, the Italian guy who was so good at fashion, they had to kill him"

Playboy · 05-02-2014 12:12PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Are they the equivalent of those "real women" all over Facebook that look more like the Michelin man? :pac:

No they are men who don't think a colour defines their masculinity :eek:

gramar · 05-02-2014 12:13PM

Ghost Buster wrote: »

When I tuck Little Ghost Buster away after a wee and discover, whilst in public, that I have some how tucked some pube into my foreskin and they are now both engaged in a chaffey tug o war. Hate that.

That precise problem has been happening to me more and more often over the last couple of years. Either my willy is getting smaller or the hairs are getting longer!

Frigga_92 · 05-02-2014 12:16PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Getting soaked on the way to work and then someone proclaiming when I get in, "My God, you got wet!" :eek: - I Fuccking know!!!!!!!

I drive a motorbike so when I got to work this morning I got asked two of the most irritating questions.

"Did you get home okay yesterday?" No, I am an apparition. I am in fact in a ditch on the road somewhere. This is all in your imagination.
"Did you get wet on the way in?"

Everytime the weather is even remotely bad I get this quiz :rolleyes:

Green Giant · 05-02-2014 12:17PM

764dak wrote: »

I hate when the phone rings and I am doing the dishes.

or when I'm shaving

Pumpkinseeds · 05-02-2014 12:27PM

I hate the way my nose gets itchy as soon as I start doing the washing up.

Sir Arthur Daley · 05-02-2014 12:29PM

Mislaying the sky remote and tearing apart half the sitting room trying to find it. :mad:

Paddy Cow · 05-02-2014 12:42PM

When you click a link on a website and the link doesn't open in a new tab. It's especially annoying on a site like wikipedia, where it's very easy to get distracted from what you were meant to be looking at.

eisenberg1 · 05-02-2014 12:43PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Getting soaked on the way to work and then someone proclaiming when I get in, "My God, you got wet!" :eek: - I Fuccking know!!!!!!!

Then they ask "Do you not an umbrella?"

"yes, I have, but I am saving it for a sunshade, what the fluck do you think!!"

Czarcasm · 05-02-2014 12:44PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

When you click a link on a website and the link doesn't open in a new tab. It's especially annoying on a site like wikipedia, where it's very easy to get distracted from what you were meant to be looking at.

I use Internet Explorer now myself mostly, been a while since I've had to use Chrome, Firefox or Opera, but usually what I do is right-click on the link and then click "Open in new tab" from the sub-menu.

Aphex · 05-02-2014 12:48PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

When you click a link on a website and the link doesn't open in a new tab. It's especially annoying on a site like wikipedia, where it's very easy to get distracted from what you were meant to be looking at.

Clicking the scroll wheel will open links in a new tab. Assuming your mouse has one that is.

Ace Attorney · 05-02-2014 12:48PM

Unexpected bank fees that take money out of my bank account without giving me any notice, i had just put in enough to cover an unpaid bill yesterday and the bank decides to charge me 12.70 in an unpaid fees? fcuk you bank of ireland, i have to make time to go in to the bank again today and put in more money :mad:

whupdedo · 05-02-2014 12:48PM

Adverts on telly telling me about starving children in Africa, 1 word... overpopulation, or is that 2 words?

Wotsername · 05-02-2014 02:27PM

whupdedo wrote: »

Adverts on telly telling me about starving children in Africa, 1 word... overpopulation, or is that 2 words?

2 words would do it alright....No Oil.

bottlebrush · 05-02-2014 02:33PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

He "died roarin' for a bed" - even though he had been in a vegetative state for a decade before :pac:

He died of a Tuesday

Oops69 · 05-02-2014 02:33PM

When I need to drive quickly through a puddle beside a path crowded with pedestrians and they don't get out of the way quick enough , fine , get wet then !:P

Paddy Cow · 05-02-2014 02:50PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

I use Internet Explorer now myself mostly, been a while since I've had to use Chrome, Firefox or Opera, but usually what I do is right-click on the link and then click "Open in new tab" from the sub-menu.

Aphex wrote: »

Clicking the scroll wheel will open links in a new tab. Assuming your mouse has one that is.

How have I been using the internet for so long and not noticed this? This is life changing stuff lol Thanks guys.

SamAK · 05-02-2014 02:58PM

iDave wrote: »

when people say they prefer to be cold then warm

I prefer a cold bedroom at night, makes me feel more cosy under the blankets!

Wotsername wrote: »

He took a heart attack an clapsed

I fooking despise fo-net-ik spelling! ARRRGGGHHHHHHH :mad:

Example - one of my mates (with strong country accent) spells 'London' as 'Londan'.

Butterfly25 · 05-02-2014 02:59PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

How have I been using the internet for so long and not noticed this? This is life changing stuff lol Thanks guys.

Also hold down CTRL + SHIFT together while you click the link and it will open a new tab!

eisenberg1 · 05-02-2014 03:00PM

SamAK wrote: »

I prefer a cold bedroom at night, makes me feel more cosy under the blankets!

I fooking despise fo-net-ik spelling! ARRRGGGHHHHHHH :mad:

Example - one of my mates (with strong country accent) spells 'London' as 'Londan'.

Cocknies pronounce it as "Landan"

Mariasofia · 05-02-2014 03:38PM

The person at the bank counter right now telling his life story

. Move Im in a hurry......

jimgoose · 05-02-2014 03:43PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Then they ask "Do you not an umbrella?"

"yes, I have, but I am saving it for a sunshade, what the fluck do you think!!"

It actually gets worse than that. What about people who, when you arrive at the office/restaurant/pub carrying an umbrella, say "Hah! Lookachoo with the umbrella! Shure it's not raining shure it's not, shure!!". I am perfectly blue in the face from replying "It's all well-and-fine for the likes of you to don t-shirt and flip-flops as soon as there is a gap in the rain. But as far as those of us on this planet are concerned, this is Ireland, in January, it's been raining all day, it looks like it'll rain all night, and I plan on remaining dry. I am now going to insert this here brolly in your person, open it, and pull it back out. Good evening to you, Sir!!"

eisenberg1 · 05-02-2014 03:44PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Those outfits they make the participants wear on that Operation Transformation crap, they're about four sizes too small!

It's perverse!

And that Dr Eva wan who used to be on the show....she was on TV recently, and with the mere mention of overweight people, she gets this puss on her, she ends up looking like a bulldog that just licked piss off a nettle.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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