Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

Hello_MrFox · 02-02-2014 03:34PM #1

More often than not i do, but not always.

I would after using a public toilet though.

Do you?

wazky · 02-02-2014 03:36PM

Depends if my fingers went through the paper or not.

Hande hoche! · 02-02-2014 03:38PM

Yes, yes I do.

MJ23 · 02-02-2014 03:39PM

Most of the time.
When in the jax in a pub, I wait for someone to open the door on their way in so as I don't have to touch the handle. Where possible I try open it with my elbow.
Hardly ever see lads washing their hands after a whistle, big farmers with dirty hands. So why would I wash mine and then contaminate them by holding the pissy dirty door handle?

Big Nasty · 02-02-2014 03:39PM

No. My momma taught me not to pee on my hands.

PizzamanIRL · 02-02-2014 03:47PM

Yes. If you don't wash your hands you're keeping all the germs from touching pissy door handles

I hate hand dryers or paper towel dispensers that you have to touch to work them.

Penny Tration · 02-02-2014 03:48PM

Every single time without fail. It's fcuking disgusting not to.

Sunnyisland · 02-02-2014 03:49PM

Yes every time , it's disgusting not to.

Post above just before me.

rwg · 02-02-2014 03:52PM

Yes, but have never really worked out why, cause me lad is usually cleaner than me hands

mitosis · 02-02-2014 03:54PM

I think you should be washing your hands BEFORE you touch your lad.

Saggyjocks · 02-02-2014 03:55PM

Yes everytime, amazes me how many people don't, and aswell Like the other poster i try my best not to touch any pissy door handles but sometimes that's not possible so I carry hand sanitiser so after washing my hands I go back to wherever I started and sanitise, I would wear rubber gloves in public and change them regularly if it was socially acceptable

Frosty McSnowballs · 02-02-2014 03:56PM

rwg wrote: »

Yes, but have never really worked out why, cause me lad is usually cleaner than me hands

Because no one wants to touch a door handle that has come in contact with your cock hand!

rwg · 02-02-2014 03:59PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Because no one wants to touch a door handle that has come in contact with your cock hand!

Ok then can we change the title of the thread for clarity?

02-02-2014 04:00PM

Every single time. Doorhandles are for elbows, prefer paper towels to dryers.

Galwayguy35 · 02-02-2014 04:20PM

Yes.

Don't know about anywhere else but the toilets at work would make you puke, the toilets are always full of shít and never flushed, there's some really dirty people out there.

yawhat! · 02-02-2014 04:22PM

I smear my poo on door handles.

rwg · 02-02-2014 04:23PM

yawhat! wrote: »

I smear my poo on door handles.

But do you wash your hands after it?

wazky · 02-02-2014 04:26PM

rwg wrote: »

But do you wash your hands after it?

He's not an animal sure.

Holsten · 02-02-2014 04:35PM

Yes always.

I have an obsession with keeping my hands clean.

shleedance · 02-02-2014 04:38PM

Most of the time, unless it's not involving anything unsanitary. I always do if the toilets are filthy.

Me? · 02-02-2014 04:39PM

When travelling I bring wipes in the car as some of the toilets at service stations in this country are disgusting. So disgusting I wont even touch the taps to wash my hands.

thecatspjs · 02-02-2014 04:39PM

I do yea. What I don't get though is people just running their hands under a cold tap for a second without any soap, then wiping them dry in their trousers. Does that count as washing? I don't think it does.

StickyIcky · 02-02-2014 04:39PM

What is it with lads pissing all over the seat and floor of toilet pubs?

Do you do that at your own gaff after a few cans.

I swear it's like an animal came in and just pissed all over the place it's fupping disgusting.

FizzleSticks · 02-02-2014 04:42PM

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StickyIcky · 02-02-2014 04:42PM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Yes.

Don't know about anywhere else but the toilets at work would make you puke, the toilets are always full of shít and never flushed, there's some really dirty people out there.

Who the fup do you work with? And who the fup doesn't flush a poo after dropping it. I swear to god if I were king of the world anyone caught doing that would be hung from a cage in public without a toilet for a month. See if they ever do it again after that.

Meangadh · 02-02-2014 04:57PM

People who don't wash their hands after using the toilet are scumbags. Disgusting. You can reason it any way you want, I'll still think you're a hideous individual.

02-02-2014 04:59PM

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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I wouldn't touch one of those things for quids. Haven't actually seen one since I was really small either.

Disgusting yokes, my memory is of one that didn't 'dispense' and it was just a length of filthy fabric

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Donaldio · 02-02-2014 05:01PM

I dont even wash my hands after i cream myself which is about 3-4 times a day and i dont even bother to take my trouser or pants down when i do that

Meangadh · 02-02-2014 05:02PM

Dyson Airblades, yer only man when it comes to drying your hands in a public toilet after washing them. All other hand dryers are crap in comparison.

krudler · 02-02-2014 05:04PM

Yes? how is this even a question? if you're older than a toddler and don't do this you're a disgusting person.

eeeee · 02-02-2014 05:05PM

Every time. I hate touching doors etc. I do think the doors into the loo should be pull in push out so you don't have to touch filthy door handle. Makes no sense to me than most of the time it's the other way round.

Also don't touch buses/lifts/doorhandles unless I absolutely have to, and then with the outside of my coat if I can. Féickin willy hand everywhere *bleugh* :eek:

There is absolutely no excuse, ever bar no water for not washing your hands. And washing them, not just wetting them under a tap and heading back out again. Happens a lot in the ladies. Willy and cúnt hands everywhere :eek:

Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

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