The Rant Thread(a place to dump ur baggage)

Cartman78 wrote: »

Update - procured a slim piece of said cake, it's now sitting on my desk....waiting :pac:

No sign of Vitani outside my window either so not sure what to do next.

Success Managed to pawn off the cake on a cake-aholic in my team who was in a meeting during the original cake distribution get together.

Problem solved...until the next fecken birthday comes around

Ososlo wrote: »

People thinking I'm someone I'm not :mad: Damn rumours :mad:

Who do they think you are?

Only a month back training properly after 6 months of health problems and I hurt my fooking foot.
Had it for the last 10 days without respite.

TRR wrote: »

Took the morning off work and made arrangements to do my LSR with ecoli and drquirky. Was horrified to be met by the lads looking something like this



Their matching beards are very homoerotic. I was afraid to enter the furry glen with the lads (no pun intended) in case any of the usual morning "dog walkers" spotted them and thought we were there for a good time

Just wondering what you entered into a search engine to get that pic ? Just curious is all :pac:

The Michelob Ultra 13.1 marathon. Jaysus. It's as if they're going out of their way to create the greatest misnomer.

AMK is surely overdue his weekly Spurs update around these parts?!?!:pac:

Irregardless. It's not a word, regardless of what some people think.

Weirdos in Tesco Extra in Drogheda, descending like a swarm of inbred illiterate vultures on the shop staff, putting out the near-date produce in the evening time. Rarely in my life have I seen such a crowd of hallions snatching like their lives depended on it.

And, while I'm on the subject, Tesco, and every other dumbass supermarket, who take down all the Christmas goods and replace it with Valentines Day chocolates and a full aisle of Easter Eggs. Shower of feckin pricks.

Went out for a run and ended up playing Dare, Chicken, Poker and/or Russian Roulette at practically every roundabout on the run (10 on countback)

What is it with motorists? Yes it was dark, wet, miserable, late (6-7pm), January, still not pay-day, but why take it out on me?

Nice modern road well-lit, big roundabouts, pedestrian island in the middle, good sight-lines, the works - but homicidal drivers.

Run up to the roundabout, with the traffic, so look over right shoulder to see that there is nothing turning left. Two things happen, Speedy Gonzales comes up tight on the kerb and trims your toenails as you make an emergency stop or some frustrated middle-aged f*rt singes your bum hairs as he tries to get a few more pedestrian points before month end.

Where this doesn't happen and you are heading for the mid-road island in safety, you look left and try to decide will you make it all the way before the car on the side road gets to you/the junction. This is the real gamble, he can see you and you can see him, face-off time. Do you put the hammer down or does he? On tonight's sample, 6 out of 8 accelerate to avoid having to brake, slow down or (God forbid) stop.

Maybe it was me, maybe it was them, but there was something out there...f**king motorists.

(I finished, got in the car, and remembered I was short of points this month as well....)