Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

RedFormanFITA · 19-01-2014 10:02PM

White line, gap, white line, gap, white line,gap. That annoys me when I am on the road and the white is only painted on for a short distance, then there's none, then there's another bit.

People who post obvious answers to my trivial annoyances.

SV · 19-01-2014 11:49PM

People who like their steak anything more than medium rare..they just annoy me so much. Why would you RUIN a good steak like that? and then they go ahead and buy a fillet steak and ask for it to be well done..WELL DONE, A FILLET STEAK?!
honestly, you people....disgusting.

Noccy_Mondy · 20-01-2014 12:14AM

When you can hear the song in your head, but you can't think of the lyrics, the artist or the name of the song.

Irish Steve · 20-01-2014 12:16AM

People that get almost to the end of passing their items through the checkout, and feck off out of the line to get something "they forgot". Then, when they do eventually get back to the cashier, we have to start the whole nonsense of packing it, finding the means to pay in the handbag, and eventually paying. All of course interspersed with a long and detailed chat about Aunty Mary's piles, or something equally nauseating. Then there's the problem of clearing the packing area so that the cashier can start processing the next customer. Arrgghhhhh

SV · 20-01-2014 12:17AM

^ on that note, people who get their change and stand at the counter for an other 2 or 3 minutes putting their money into all the right compartments.

Novel concept, move the fúck out of the way and do it when you're not in everyone elses way you self entitled cúnts.

Oops69 · 20-01-2014 12:22AM

Trying to hang those little ankle trainer liner socks on a clothes horse to dry ! Why do I even try ?!

Ghost Buster · 20-01-2014 12:41AM

Oops69 wrote: »

Trying to hang those little ankle trainer liner socks on a clothes horse to dry ! Why do I even try ?!

I have kids now, one a wee girl so there are more socks going throuh our wash than a greenie can take. Mostly I just say "**** the polar bears" and bung on the tumble drier...

BBDBB · 20-01-2014 12:45AM

recruitment/job search websites

yes, I saw a role I fancied and applied, you kindly pointed out a couple of other roles that were similar but now you are just spamming me with any old crap as suggestions for "jobs that meet my criteria" NO they feckin don't, not even close. So feckin stop it :mad:

NegativeCreep · 20-01-2014 03:27AM

Two day hangovers. Oh my god I swear that is the last time I poison myself to such an extent.

salacious crumb · 20-01-2014 10:06AM

juniord wrote: »

people who suddenly wish to be called their proper name after years of having a shortened or nickname eg call me michael not mick or its patrick not paddy

Worse is when someone you've known for years, or even all your life gets a new girlfriend who insists on calling them by their first name and gives you filthies when you use the nickname you've always called them. Sorry love, you can call him whatever you want and I'll do the same...m'kay?

dubstarr wrote: »

Kids being called after their parent.Do they not deserve their own name.

Megalomania or lack of imagination....

OldNotWIse · 20-01-2014 10:24AM

SV wrote: »

People who like their steak anything more than medium rare..they just annoy me so much. Why would you RUIN a good steak like that? and then they go ahead and buy a fillet steak and ask for it to be well done..WELL DONE, A FILLET STEAK?!
honestly, you people....disgusting.

People who judge you based on how you want your food cooked. I had a friend who always liked her steak well done and then a mutual friend who eats his practically just with the horns cut off and the ars* wiped "converted" her, as if eating pink steak is some kind of sacred religion. Now whenever we are out there's an entire production about how she didnt know how to eat steak before and now that she has been shown the way she'd never go back. The fuuck? Is it some kind of cult? Do they have a support group?
"My name is ONW and I've been eating raw flesh for 6 weeks"
"Hi ONW!":pac:

Czarcasm · 20-01-2014 10:33AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People who judge you based on how you want your food cooked. I had a friend who always liked her steak well done and then a mutual friend who eats his practically just with the horns cut off and the ars* wiped "converted" her, as if eating pink steak is some kind of sacred religion. Now whenever we are out there's an entire production about how she didnt know how to eat steak before and now that she has been shown the way she'd never go back. The fuuck? Is it some kind of cult? Do they have a support group?
"My name is ONW and I've been eating raw flesh for 6 weeks"
"Hi ONW!":pac:

Sometimes I just can't thank a post enough!

Honestly, the amount of people who think there's something great about eating raw meat, civilisation has moved on just a small bit since we were cavemen, we can cook stuff now. If I want to eat raw meat, I'll order a steak tartare.

Otherwise - Piss off you Marco Pierre White wannabe! :pac:

OldNotWIse · 20-01-2014 10:43AM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Sometimes I just can't thank a post enough!

Honestly, the amount of people who think there's something great about eating raw meat, civilisation has moved on just a small bit since we were cavemen, we can cook stuff now. If I want to eat raw meat, I'll order a steak tartare.

Otherwise - Piss off you Marco Pierre White wannabe! :pac:

Which brings me to another point, I hate (or, in keeping with the spirit of the thread) am trivially annoyed by, the Marks & Spencer ads for food that show big turds of meat that are practically still alive in the middle. When did this become popular?? Makes me get sick in my mouth

dubstarr · 20-01-2014 10:53AM

Because steak is tastier when it has not been cremated.

salacious crumb · 20-01-2014 11:01AM

I blame the French

OldNotWIse · 20-01-2014 11:04AM

dubstarr wrote: »

Because steak is tastier when it has not been cremated.

I think the concept of taste is an entirely subjective one, and indeed the cremation of another's steak hardly impacts on the taste of one's own. What does leave a bad taste in one's mouth is having to listen to a self-righteous wannabe cool culinary customer banging on about how "wrong" you are to want your food cooked :pac::pac:

kryptonmight · 20-01-2014 11:13AM

When you go to bed in good time, then can't get to sleep as your mind is racing. Eventually fall asleep about 3am then have to get up after about 3-4 hours sleep exhausted and go to work.

Tasden · 20-01-2014 11:16AM

kryptonmight wrote: »

When you go to bed in good time, then can't get to sleep as your mind is racing. Eventually fall asleep about 3am then have to get up after about 3-4 hours sleep exhausted and go to work.

And checking the clock and calculating- if I fall asleep in ten minutes I'll get five hours sleep, then recalculating every hour or so after that til eventually you say **** it its not worth going asleep at all at this stage.

eisenberg1 · 20-01-2014 11:27AM

All the pervo celebrities out there, Jimmy Saville, Dave Lee Travis, Bill Roche etc,

Latest news is Mick Hucknall was caught in Petmania molesting a rabbit!!

When taken to task by staff, he said he was just "Holding back the ears", they asked Why?

He replied, because "The Bunny was too tight to mention"

Too early on a Monday?

salacious crumb · 20-01-2014 11:48AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I think the concept of taste is an entirely subjective one, and indeed the cremation of another's steak hardly impacts on the taste of one's own. What does leave a bad taste in one's mouth is having to listen to a self-righteous wannabe cool culinary customer banging on about how "wrong" you are to want your food cooked :pac::pac:

Especially considering nobody in their right mind would eat under cooked chicken. Why then is it ok to not cook beef?

20-01-2014 11:51AM

salacious crumb wrote: »

Especially considereing nobody in their right mind would eat under cooked chicken. Why then is it ok to not cook beef?

You don't die of undercooked beef

salacious crumb · 20-01-2014 11:55AM

Do you have scientific evidence?

poundapunnet · 20-01-2014 12:20PM

People who can't blow their fcuking nose, just sit there sniffing completely oblivious to how disgusting and annoying they are. It takes two seconds!

Frigga_92 · 20-01-2014 12:22PM

Do people seriously not find themselves repulsive when they're eating food and it's spitting out of their mouth and they're smacking their lips and making loads of noise and slurping their drink?! I feel like pulling my ears off!!

20-01-2014 12:23PM

salacious crumb wrote: »

Do you have scientific evidence?

No

Pumpkinseeds · 20-01-2014 12:25PM

Waiting for the postman. If I miss the delivery I have to go all the way to the sorting office.

People who don't cover their mouths when they yawn, I don't want to see the inside of their mouths.

Having to keep resetting the times on our central heating, as one day it's too warm with them and another day it's too cold without the ones I turned off.

jasonbourne.cs · 20-01-2014 12:53PM

people who bring trolleys full of stuff through the 10 item self service till .

there is a special place in hell for you people ! :mad:

biko · 20-01-2014 01:04PM

People that say "Well, to be honest" or "I won't lie to you".

Do they usually lie, or do they believe I think they are about to lie?

BBDBB · 20-01-2014 01:19PM

salacious crumb wrote: »

Especially considering nobody in their right mind would eat under cooked chicken. Why then is it ok to not cook beef?

eggsactly

old hippy · 20-01-2014 01:31PM

salacious crumb wrote: »

Especially considering nobody in their right mind would eat under cooked chicken. Why then is it ok to not cook beef?

I ate raw chicken in Kagoshima, Japan. I'm still alive. Like sushi chefs, you have to have experience, training and a license to prepare such dishes. I've also had fugu (poisonous blowfish) and raw horse.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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