What's your all time favourite prank?

A bit long but I like it.

One of my favorite pranks was one my Dad told me about which he pulled many years ago. Himself and his mate were working in an old factory that was being refurbished. There were lots of units, presses and lockers placed into the middle of the rooms as they were painting the factory.
Being an old factory it was full of rats that were disturbed from their hiding from all the movement and work taking place, he told me when they came to work in the mornings and turned on the lights, all the rats would run for cover.

Being a opurtuirnistic prankster and knowing his work mate had a big fear of rats , he thought it would be funny to roll up some wire wool into the shape of a rat. He then placed the rat into a drawer hoping his friend would open it up but the fella scared of rats never took the bait.
My Dad not wanting his prank to go wasted made sure they had lunch that day near the drawer and while his friend was happy eating his lunch my dad opened the drawer and started screaming "RAT!!" and threw it in the direction of his friend.

Now sure enough his friend got a fright but my Dad didn't expect the wire wool rat to stick onto his friends beard. Cue yer man nearly having convulsions on the ground and going absolutely ape**** trying to get the rat off his face, it got kind of serious when his friend got such a fright he ended up shaking and trembling so bad from it he had to go home early, he was fine the next day and seen the funny side of it.

Always makes me laugh when my I hear it.

Oranage2 wrote: »

I'd be known to pull a prank every so often.


I worked in a supermarket, it was around Christmas time.so very busy, I told all the temp Christmas staff the manager wanted to have a meeting at the back of the shop.

So they all went down and waited for about 30 minutes while nothing was getting done on the shop floor. Got a bollocking from the under pressure manager as well as the staff.

Worth it though.

Doesn't sound great..

Walkin Talkin Stephen Hawkin wrote: »

Doesn't sound great..QUOTE]

It doesn't read great, but I was late teens maybe 20, It's also a you have to be there moment, but imagine a frantic manager looking for his staff and not being able to find anyone at one of the busiest times of the year, and also imagine 30 staff members standing around for half an hour doing nothing at the back of a shop.

Not amazing but it was funny at the time.

One of the best pranks I ever heard was about a guy who brought a load of his mates to a different town for his stag night.
In the hotel bar before they left to go on the piss , the stag says "ok lads we are here for a good night ,hotel and drinks are on me but there is going to be no dicking around,tying me naked to lamposts or shaving body parts" etc.
So the group goes off for the night and get well and truly hammered and eventually get back to the hotel and get the now comatosed groom to be into bed.
In the bar before the rest turn in for the night ,a couple of his buddies are plotting what can they do to him for a prank and one sick twisted individual come up with this,
He will get a condom and roll it onto a pencil, then get into the stags room and insert pencil and condom up stags bottom,withdraw pencil carefully leaving the condom lodged there.
Apparently the next morning at breakfast it was interesting as the stag just sat there trying to have his breakfast, staring at everyone else there and not remembering a thing

Ahhhhh - I spend half my working day dreaming up things to do. One of my favourites was setting up an email account under my boss's name and sending an email to one of the girls asking her to ring up one of our (very busy) contractors and ask him his favourite brand of biscuit. I didn't think she'd fall for it, but she got the mail just as the boss was walking by and threw a fit - "I CAN'T GET THIS GUY ON THE PHONE TO ARRANGE A FCUKING MEETING AND YOU WANT ME TO CALL HIM UP TO ASK HIM HIS FAVOURITE BRAND OF FCUKING BISCUIT!!!!!!" all the while I'm making frantic shut up gestures and the boss is standing there totally bewildered. The look on her face when the penny dropped was priceless and fortunately the boss saw the funny side. And I will never, ever, let her forget her postal episode.

bodhrandude wrote: »

This.

Getting on to a colleague's computer and sending out a heartfelt email to the whole company announcing they were comig out of the closet

A difficult decision, better you know, hope it doesn't affect our professional relaitonship etc.

(put all the names in the bcc, so they aren't able to know who to email if they want to deny it)

My uncle's a portering manager at a hospital...

One day, he had to go down to the mortuary to get a body ready for a viewing. One of the other porters planned to get down there before him, hide in one of the mortuary drawers and jump out.

My uncle got wind of this, and he himself went down earlier. When the porter got into the drawer, giddy about scaring his manager, my uncle (already lying on a tray inside the morgue) turned to him and said 'fuck it's cold in here isn't it?'.

The lad let out the biggest scream ever.

BizzyC wrote: »

Did this one recently to a guy in work, took him 3 hours to cop what had happened....

Step 1, take a screenshot of the desktop on their compute
Step 2, make said screenshot the windows background
Step 3, Hide all icons on the desktop and the windows taskbar
Step 4, enjoy watching someone waste their time trying to figure out why windows is broken

We used to just swap all the cordless mouses (mice?) in a group of 4 staff. 8 mins was their record... to figure it out.