Lets be honest and make some money...

Oh God... Do I really have to literally spell it out for you...???

An investment of one euro at evens will return two euros... (Do we get that...?)

The two euro's going on a 5/1 investment will return five times the amount, plus the original stake....

That's ten euro winnings, plus two euro stake..... Erm.... That amounts to ''12''

Do I really need to go through the kinder garden mathamatics with ye.... Just bet on it!

Sweet suffering Jaysus... Can't please some people (Usually the uneducated ones)

Now.... Just bet on it - It's a 12/1 return, a long shot granted, but not an impossibility.. (Unlike trying to please some of the dimwits on here..)

The amount of critics challenging my mathematics, would have the late lamented Charlie Haughey reeling in his grave... Never one to be too precise on his figures, he would almost certainly condemn this barrage of abuse I have been receiveing on here..

Anyway, a man can't linger on the opinions of underlings for too long...

So... My offering of a 12/1 sure thing is all but dependant on Jean Pascal.. When the final piece of the heist is put together, will my adversaries come and kneel before the master..??

I don't think so...

They will continue to spit venom, ridicule everything I say, and alas.... be ungracious in defeat.

When the Flanna 12/1 boxing wager comes home to roost .. (which it will), I was considering leaving this forum of ungrateful dead beats, and go on to enlighten other boxing forums with my undisputed wisdom...

But after receiving the love of the common herd, the needy, and the distressed.... (Basically the unemployable layabouts..), I have decided that I may have been too hasty with my plans..

When the 12/1 winner romps home, and all my pilgrims are relieved of work for a couple of weeks... I cannot let them revert to the hard days again.. (walking 500 yards to sign on).

My friends (cough/splutter), I will return in the New Year with a 20/1 sure thing.....

I can hear the sound of cheap cans of cider being opened now.... The Messiah is to return!!

God bless you my fur balls, and God bless the liquor stores you fervently frequent..... The good times are coming thick and fast...

Ok Fur balls.... Another 12/1 steal for you...

Darren Barker Win
Anthony Dirrell Win
Austin Trout Win
Paulie Malignaggi Win

That's right my little dead beats, throw your welfare cheques on the above little bundle, and your Christmas begins tomorrow..!!

Don't question the Flanna gift, be brave and lump on it.... Even the spineless yellow bellies need to get on this....

I must be gracious in defeat.....

The dabble in the market over the weekend, did not enhance my legendary reputation as Ireland's premier boxing guru..

No my friends, it was a travesty - One that I will have to live with (kinda like the country bumpkins in the local village).

However, onwards and upwards... The true genius of my investment prowess, is underpinned by the famous 'flanna Bonanza'... This is the undisputed confirmation of my amazing foresight... (again this is undisputed)

So, as the 12/1 dead cert reaches it's inevitable conclusion, may I suggest the more thrifty punters among us, invest in the stocks of cheap Dutch cider and Spanish tobacco, no doubt the common herd will be over indulging in these two vices once the windfall has been paid out...

So my little band of pilgrims, keep the faith, your loyalty will be rewarded ten fold - The Messiah is leading you to the promised land.....

The Guru hath spoken.... Again!