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  • #6662
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    A bloody toe.

    How succesful do you think I'll be?


  • #6663
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    A bloody toe.

    How succesful do you think I'll be?

    It can ve arranged.

    Have you been a good boy this year?


  • #6664
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Depends on your definition of good.

    What's your definition of good?


  • #6665
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    That is tough to quantify.

    It is very subjective isn't it¿


  • #6666
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    There are a lot of things to consider.

    Do you consider yourself considerate?


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  • #6667
    hsianloon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭hsianloon


    Within limits that I don't damage myself in the process.

    Anyone disheartened to the point of not wanting to give to charity after the news about bosses getting top ups from charity funds?


  • #6668
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    hsianloon wrote: »
    Within limits that I don't damage myself in the process.

    Anyone disheartened to the point of not wanting to give to charity after the news about bosses getting top ups from charity funds?

    Small local charities always get a few bob from me. I've avoided a lot of the mainstream "big name" charities for years now between chuggers, door to door people and advertisements on day time TV, it's just got out of hand so I only give locally and to those I know.

    When does the tree go up in your house for Christmas or does it?


  • #6669
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Hasn't for the last few years, but used to be around the 15th.


    Who's round is it?


  • #6670
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    Hasn't for the last few years, but used to be around the 15th.


    Who's round is it?

    Mine, I think

    what are ya having ?


  • #6671
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Double JD and coke so :pac:

    What're you bleedin' lookin ah? :pac:


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  • #6672
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    Double JD and coke so :pac:

    What're you bleedin' lookin ah? :pac:

    I asked you a question & was waiting over half an hour for an answer.

    What took you so long to decide ?


  • #6673
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Facebook, youtube and other threads :D

    Where're those bleedin' drinks? :pac:


  • #6674
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    Facebook, youtube and other threads :D

    Where're those bleedin' drinks? :pac:

    **hands crumbly a JD & coke.**

    The till broke at the bar. I am going to claim these back as a business expense.

    Is that a bit risky with the taxman ?


  • #6675
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Not at all. It's a business meeting.

    Pssst. Wanna buy a W?


  • #6676
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Maybeeee

    what does it do :D?


  • #6677
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Eh, it's a W. I dunno *shrugs*

    40 bones, or clams or whatever you call them?


  • #6678
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    Eh, it's a W. I dunno *shrugs*

    40 bones, or clams or whatever you call them?

    Eh, no I'll pass on the clams.

    What can you do with them ?


  • #6679
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    dance around doing the cha cha cha?


    Will I get my coat?:D


  • #6680
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    dance around doing the cha cha cha?


    Will I get my coat?:D

    ***zoink, hides Sephs count under my chair **

    You never brought your coat Seph.

    You leaving again so soon ?


  • #6681
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Hmmmmm

    will I have one more beer?


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  • #6682
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Sure it won't kill you.

    Rum?


  • #6683
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Hmmmmm

    will I have one more beer?

    Never quantify how much beer you should have.

    Is that a good motto to live by?


  • #6684
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Oh go on soo sure :D

    Will we have a cigar while were at it :D?


  • #6685
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Oh go on soo sure :D

    Will we have a cigar while were at it :D?

    Of course.

    Were they rolled on the thighs of virgins?


  • #6686
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    They were indeed :eek:

    Are they the best type :D?


  • #6687
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    So legend has it.

    Sure wasn't it a grand story altogether.


  • #6688
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    They were indeed :eek:

    Are they the best type :D?

    Can't get much better than the thigh of a virgin.

    Is the left thigh better than the right for rolling them on?


  • #6689
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Well one on either side could solve that problem.

    Are ya any good at rolling?


  • #6690
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,169 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    salacious crumb wrote: »
    Well one on either side could solve that problem.

    Are ya any good at rolling?

    No crap

    You?


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  • #6691
    salacious crumb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭salacious crumb


    Kinda have to be if you're a stoner :pac:


    Do you partake?


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