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funny rules suggestions for 12 pubs

  • 13-11-2013 09:12PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭


    Looking for funny rules suggestions (if any) for 12 pubs of xmas.... Yes I know some of you will say why rules but just ads to the banter had by using them...

    So far off top my head :
    1. The left-handed pub - all drinks to be handled with the left hand only.
    2. The no swearing pub - no swearing.
    3. The fake accent pub - each participant to speak in a different accent for the duration.
    4. The swap shoes pub - swap one shoe with another participant.
    5. The no pointing pub - no pointing.
    6. The no resting pub - no sitting, leaning or resting your drink
    7. The no holding your pint pub - your drinking buddy has to feed you your pint!!
    8. The try and stay going pub - no rules, nearly there!!
    9. The final furlong pub - your there, relax and enjoy the night!

    Any more funny one's that people could think of please?? Thanks in advance


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    The no drinking pub?
    The no pissing pub?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The stay the fcuk out of my local with your fancypants hipster drinking games pub.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    The fancy cocktail pub? Where everyone has to drink a fancy cocktail?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,406 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    My favourite one is;

    1. Walk into the first bar, buy a drink, sit there and enjoy for the rest of the evening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    The have-a-pint-of-water-and-a-hang-sandwich-because-youre-only-five-pubs-in-and-youve-already-spewed-everywhere rule pub


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    St. Stephen's Green Pub (buy a few cans)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    The aliens replaced the human's World's End Pub?
    Hire the entire pub, get a flash mob together and have everyone turn into zombies at the stroke of 11pm. Watch as your mates **** themselves...:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭The Dom




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭allblack


    Ah have to have a drink.... what about the don't stop dancing pub??
    Or no name pub??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    The walk backwards pub. Leave it until near the end for hilarious/disastrous effect.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Duff wrote: »
    The walk backwards pub. Leave it until near the end for hilarious/disastrous effect.
    Hoi! I already said I don't want them in my local. It's a local pub for local people. There are no gimmicks here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    The waterfall pub - every time someone takes a drink everyone else has to drink with them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭allblack


    Great suggestions so far people....thanks.

    So I've added two more the waterfall pub (brendan flowers - thanks) and the no sports pub - no one can talk about any sports.

    Now undecided..... Suggestions of the don't stop dancing pub and the walk backwards pub.

    Decisions, decisions!!


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Ciaran_B


    Could you give us a list of the pubs you and your mates will be drinking in? A couple of days should be enough.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    allblack wrote: »
    Looking for funny rules suggestions (if any) for 12 pubs of xmas.... Yes I know some of you will say why rules but just ads to the banter had by using them...

    So far off top my head :
    1. The left-handed pub - all drinks to be handled with the left hand only.
    2. The no swearing pub - no swearing.
    3. The fake accent pub - each participant to speak in a different accent for the duration.
    4. The swap shoes pub - swap one shoe with another participant.
    5. The no pointing pub - no pointing.
    6. The no resting pub - no sitting, leaning or resting your drink
    7. The no holding your pint pub - your drinking buddy has to feed you your pint!!
    8. The try and stay going pub - no rules, nearly there!!
    9. The final furlong pub - your there, relax and enjoy the night!

    Any more funny one's that people could think of please?? Thanks in advance


    Why not play the "Stay at home loser" game and let us enjoy our pints?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    allblack wrote: »
    Great suggestions so far people....thanks.

    So I've added two more the waterfall pub (brendan flowers - thanks) and the no sports pub - no one can talk about any sports.

    Now undecided..... Suggestions of the don't stop dancing pub and the walk backwards pub.

    Decisions, decisions!!

    dancing, like the dancing priest


    edit. what happens if someone breaks the rule? are they brought outside for a 'chat'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,676 ✭✭✭elefant


    allblack wrote: »
    Looking for funny rules suggestions (if any) for 12 pubs of xmas.... Yes I know some of you will say why rules but just ads to the banter had by using them...

    So far off top my head :
    1. The left-handed pub - all drinks to be handled with the left hand only.
    2. The no swearing pub - no swearing.
    3. The fake accent pub - each participant to speak in a different accent for the duration.
    4. The swap shoes pub - swap one shoe with another participant.
    5. The no pointing pub - no pointing.
    6. The no resting pub - no sitting, leaning or resting your drink
    7. The no holding your pint pub - your drinking buddy has to feed you your pint!!
    8. The try and stay going pub - no rules, nearly there!!
    9. The final furlong pub - your there, relax and enjoy the night!

    Any more funny one's that people could think of please?? Thanks in advance


    I've noticed a great flaw in this list of twelve pubs...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,154 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    The "no talking" pub where you have to nod at the barman to get you the drink you want and you can't talk to anyone while there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    The "this whole 12 pubs got real fucking old, real fucking quick" pub


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,247 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Buy twelve cans and you have to drink them in twelve different parks around the city. You must run between parks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    you should do the 12 pubs on and around the shankill road, I recommend you carry a tri colour and wear a tshirt with "King Billy was a nancy" on the front.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭allblack


    Bit of banter folks, some people do it for laugh, some people just enjoy the pints and getting through it.

    If you've no suggestions Santa Cruz.... keep your opinions to yourself.

    Did it the last two years and great laugh. One pint per pub. 30 mins in each pub. Break a rule, skull the pint! If the pint is nearly finished do a shot.

    It's not for everyone I understand that . although going by last few years, It's good laugh though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    Wow, a lot of bitterness towards the 12 pubs in this thread...

    How about a 'No answering questions' pub. It's easy enough catch people out with that one too so it could be a bit of fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    allblack wrote: »
    Looking for funny rules suggestions (if any) for 12 pubs of xmas.... Yes I know some of you will say why rules but just ads to the banter had by using them...

    So far off top my head :
    1. The left-handed pub - all drinks to be handled with the left hand only.
    2. The no swearing pub - no swearing.
    3. The fake accent pub - each participant to speak in a different accent for the duration.
    4. The swap shoes pub - swap one shoe with another participant.
    5. The no pointing pub - no pointing.
    6. The no resting pub - no sitting, leaning or resting your drink
    7. The no holding your pint pub - your drinking buddy has to feed you your pint!!
    8. The try and stay going pub - no rules, nearly there!!
    9. The final furlong pub - your there, relax and enjoy the night!

    Any more funny one's that people could think of please?? Thanks in advance

    THAT'S ONLY 9 MOTHER****ING PUBS YA BIG WENDY!!! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 500 ✭✭✭Jarrod


    Is the '12 pubs' the new Arthur's day, in terms of things people love to hate? I've never participated in either but people seem to have a pretty strong hatred of both, I'm not really sure why.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Buy twelve cans and you have to drink them in twelve different parks around the city. You must run between parks.

    That is actually brilliant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭allblack


    I know that, hence why I asked for for rules cause 9 + 3 more rules will make up the magical number of 12!!

    Well done though on a useless input, your maths is good... you'll go places.

    Expect your Blue Peter badge in the post!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Kev_2012


    The dancing rule is a good one.

    Can't remember which rule it was but we knew a bunch of lads that had a rule that when a certain other rule was broken you had to carry a sliced pan around until someone else broke it.

    The strangers pub is good too, except for we done it in a pub where we knew the barmaid and had to completely ignore her, she was not impressed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    We had an 'As Gaelige' pub before but it was a kick in the face to the language really...we were awful.

    Another thing we did once was carry around a turkey mask that was for the last person who finished their pint in each pub.


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    The "No ****ing stupid overpriced christmas jumpers" pub

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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