Weirdest questions asked on the internet

WoollyRedHat · 01-11-2013 05:08PM #1

I was bored today so decided to look at some yahoo answers, and some of the stuff that is asked is just bat****.

i no this may sound stupid but apparently in real life there are vampires and it scares me be because my canines are sharper then a regular humans at least i think. also i have an urge to bite things and drink my own blood when i get cut.also i like reading anything vampire.

Sounds like you want to be a vampire. But to be a true vampire like my husband and I, you have to have the urge to drink another persons blood and enjoy it. My husband and I drink from each other and no one else (for health reasons). As far as the other stuff about sunlight, crosses, wooden stakes, garlic, being immortal, etc. is BS. What makes you a vampire is the drinking of another persons blood and enjoying it. And before everyone says that we are crazy or are caught up in a fad, we've been this way for years. Long before twilight and true blood. Hope this helps.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081129135306AAlniA

Dafuq?

paulbok · 01-11-2013 05:12PM

The story or that you went looking for it?

sonny jim bob jones · 01-11-2013 05:32PM

There was a recent thread about stupid questions on the interweb such as how many days in the month of June in a leap year...

AnonoBoy · 01-11-2013 05:59PM

Saw someone on line asking who the greatest dancer.

Silly question..... already answered by Sister Sledge too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awHh1BVpuXQ

PizzamanIRL · 01-11-2013 06:12PM

Do you ever sniff a colleagues chair?

That was weird.

KKkitty · 01-11-2013 06:16PM

On Yahoo Answers someone apparently asked how to unbake a cake.

Miike · 01-11-2013 06:20PM

KKkitty wrote: »

On Yahoo Answers someone apparently asked how to unbake a cake.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100623180655AAnBJFJ

Laughed so much over this

131spanner · 01-11-2013 06:20PM

There was a Yahoo Answers from someone who's house was on fire while they were typing. They wanted to know that if they insured it online now, could they make a claim :pac:

Driveby Dogboy · 01-11-2013 06:46PM

what does the fox say?

Real Life · 01-11-2013 07:09PM

http://i.imgur.com/g9QPbNr.jpg?1

Sir Osis of Liver. · 01-11-2013 07:15PM

Can you be put away for accidentally dropping a wardrobe on your friend?

Wacker The Attacker · 01-11-2013 07:16PM

If you thrust your fully erect penis into a block of ice how long would it take for you to lose your hard on?

Wacker The Attacker · 01-11-2013 07:19PM

What's the scientific term for a wide on?

LOSTfan57 · 01-11-2013 07:19PM

will you wear a poppy 2013.....

Wacker The Attacker · 01-11-2013 07:21PM

Can you take a drag off a cigarette with your arse?

Roger_007 · 01-11-2013 07:22PM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

If you thrust your fully erect penis into a block of ice how long would it take for you to lose your hard on?

You've met my wife then.:eek:

Wacker The Attacker · 01-11-2013 07:23PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

You've met my wife then.:eek:

Afraid so

SaviourOfNoobs · 01-11-2013 07:25PM

I think you're all on the wrong side of the internet.......

Itwasntme. · 01-11-2013 07:34PM

Do Ugandans lay eggs?

http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/22/10-yahoo-answers-2011/

SaviourOfNoobs · 01-11-2013 07:36PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Do Ugandans lay eggs?

http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/22/10-yahoo-answers-2011/

Oh good god.............

KKkitty · 01-11-2013 07:44PM

Is this dress too sexy for my sister?

KKkitty · 01-11-2013 07:46PM

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Do Ugandans lay eggs?

http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/22/10-yahoo-answers-2011/

Everyone knows they lay Uggs

loveBBhate · 01-11-2013 07:53PM

'My girl swallowed after oral now I'm worried she get pregnant. i bought her laxatives but don't know how to ask'?

'how do i nicely ask he to take the laxative so she doesn't get prenant'.

So much wrong with this

My name is URL · 01-11-2013 07:55PM

Maybe I've just got too much faith in the human race, but most of these questions seem like bull**** troll ones to me.

loveBBhate · 01-11-2013 07:55PM

KKkitty wrote: »

Everyone knows they lay Uggs

Yup, uggs and sweat pants

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uggs%20and%20sweat%20pants

AllthingsCP · 01-11-2013 07:56PM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I was bored today so decided to look at some yahoo answers, and some of the stuff that is asked is just bat****.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081129135306AAlniA

Dafuq?

Question deleted on Yahoo, lol mad stuff

Pushtrak · 01-11-2013 07:59PM

You could be laughing for hours at questions on Yahoo Answers.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3935c1c3a1f8e50f0bd42f18f25d1a48/tumblr_mv3n8q3R341r04s8fo1_1280.png
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f58e8abce6b9f1c73809608242d00d74/tumblr_msijtus0ng1qb5gkjo1_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/e116ab3f93365375eacb024af978530c/tumblr_msijtus0ng1qb5gkjo5_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/c06190d910acc8ae2bf3a9aa4259d6b9/tumblr_msijtus0ng1qb5gkjo9_500.jpg

loveBBhate · 01-11-2013 08:00PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Maybe I've just got too much faith in the human race, but most of these questions seem like bull**** troll ones to me.

True that. They're funny but some of them are just beyond belief.

Stuff like this though would make you question that bit if faith you have in the human race...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

WoollyRedHat · 01-11-2013 08:01PM

AllthingsCP wrote: »

Question deleted on Yahoo, lol mad stuff

Another one bits the dust!

Some of them must be trolls, either that or we have some seriously stupid/ crazy people out there.

This one about Georgia is something else
http://www.funatiq.com/images/yahoo-answers-question.jpg

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie
I herd on the news that Rusia has invaded but I dont see them no where wats going on

Mind boggling if serious

The King of Moo · 01-11-2013 08:06PM

How is babby formed?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080820174408AAZkbcG

darragh16 · 01-11-2013 08:54PM

How can I test if my son is gay?

I am worried my son might be gay. I want to get him checked. Isn't it possible to get a hormone check? A vocal cord check? Can't a doctor indicate he's gay or not? My son has almost no muscles and narrow shoulders. He has blue eyes. He talks in a very high pitch voice and while he sings he sounds like a castrato. He tells me his voice is called tenor.
How can I test if my son is gay?

Answer:

There's a really simple test you can do at home.

Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. Then while this is erupting. If your son is too busy sucking d1ck. He's gay

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100221080353AALiFVl

Weirdest questions asked on the internet

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