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TV's top 5 tools

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    The Kardashians are a workshop in the tool sence of the word.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭theblaqueguy


    Danny Dyer complete tool
    Vinnie Jones his new show is terrible
    Ryan Tubirdy he just annoys me
    Piers Morgan he belongs in a toolbox
    Gaz from geordie shore the ultimate tool


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    I also feel Ray D'arsey needs a mention in the category of "PC Spanners" and our own Gerald keane in the category " Lump Hammers acting the Wrench". No tool collection would be complete without them. And Amanda Brunker as the bag. A she tool? Rare.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 13,966 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Ruubot2 wrote: »
    It cuts cans and then still will cut the tomato wafer thin.

    Those knife ads have started many an argument between the fee-lay and fill-it camps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Jijsaw


    Mark Twain wrote: »
    Stephen Fry: an insufferable pompous arsehole.

    Oh, those are fighting words ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 Bolikov


    Anton Savage is the ultimate tool, can't complete a sentence without that stupid smile.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,772 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Dathai O Shea

    Gerry Murphy and that stupid smile of his.

    Amanda Brunker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,892 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Anything by JML!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    B B B Bertie
    Mark Cagney
    Rónán Mullen
    Simon Cowell
    Thierry Henry (never forget)

    can women be tools?

    Terri Prone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    Matt Cooper and his smug wife
    your man who does mondo
    the Obama lookalike who does the lotto
    dermot oleary
    Shane ****ing Ritchie


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    krudler wrote: »
    Sonic screwdriver
    MacGyver's Swiss Army Knife


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,950 ✭✭✭Pinturicchio


    Jamie Redknapp
    Brendan O'Connor
    Adrian Chiles
    Mark Lawrenson
    Alan Shearer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    1. Jack Whitehall
    2. Jack Whitehall
    3. Jack Whitehall
    4. Jack Whitehall
    5. Jack Whitehall


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Blue Crystal


    Vernon Kay and Colin Murray who used to be on MOTD2 until they let him go.

    A pair of spanners


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Craig "Are you putting up with Ordinary Broadband/Patios" Doyle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Con Saw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭RedFormanFITA


    And the thing is he's quite hard to avoid if you want to watch Rachel Riley or QI.

    How the hell he's a millionaire from his 'comedy' baffles me.

    You mean Rachel 'The Rack' Riley?:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    dermot oleary
    get out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Surely a TV's top tool would be a snips


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    What the f**k is the obsession with these types of threads? Are some people's lives so empty and meaningless that obsessing over and abusing these "celebs" makes you feel good about yourself?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Today on the Jeremy Kyle show.........
    What the f**k is the obsession with these types of threads? Are some people's lives so empty and meaningless that obsessing over and abusing these "celebs" makes you feel good about yourself?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    All of the tellytubbies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Jeremy Kyle

    Vernon Kaye

    Yer man who does the UK version of Pimp My Ride

    Jack Whitehall

    James Corden


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Jeremy Kyle ( smug git)
    Jamie Carragher, (Useless Pundit)
    Gary Neville (Worse Pundit just aaaaggghhh)
    Harry Hill (You are not nor ever were funny)
    Miley Cyrus (getting naked to get attention, smooth)
    Paul Mc Cartney ( You weren't the only beatle)
    Louis Walsh (all x factor but him in particular)
    cast of Eastenders, Corrie and Emmerdale
    Alan Titchmarsh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    Paul Mc Cartney ( You weren't the only beatle)
    yeah, dunno what those morons in charge of the olympic ceremony were thinking. Ringo Starr was the obvious choice as the closing act.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    cast of Eastenders, Corrie and Emmerdale

    This is particular stood out to me. Why are the cast of these shows tools? Many of them are doing a job that pays very well (Im going to guess here and say it pay more than mine or your job). Its not the toughest work in the world and comes with plenty of perks. Maybe judge someone who have done something stupid in the real world but to consider all actors tools just because of the jobs they have is ridiculous. Us regular joe's are the real tools if we're doing tougher work for less money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭kevmy85


    Eamonn Holmes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭smileyj1987


    Dale Winton , Bruce Forsyth and Pat Dolan .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Ryan Tubridy * 5


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    You mean Rachel 'The Rack' Riley?:D:D


    Rachel "The Arse" Riley


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