Shaving downstairs

Czarcasm · 20-10-2013 11:24AM

hairyprincess wrote: »

Down with that sort of thing

Apt username / post combo

Son Of A Vidic · 20-10-2013 11:25AM

Captain Chaos wrote: »

For me yes. :eek:

Sasquatch? :pac:

stimpson · 20-10-2013 11:29AM

At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

20-10-2013 12:07PM

Deleted User wrote: »

No I wax!

Ah so you wax lyrical about waxing?

Or something. I know there's a better joke in there somewhere.

speedboatchase · 20-10-2013 12:23PM

I use a Philips Bodygroom to shave the balls and to tidy above. Hairy balls are not attractive.

Galwayguy35 · 20-10-2013 01:48PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Have they a rare medical condition where hair grows on their dick? So hence the need to shave?

Some men just prefer to keep that area trimmed, I know I do.

Celly Smunt · 20-10-2013 02:09PM

Shave the balls snd stragglers,and leave a short trimmed bit on top.Best of both worlds and women wont feel like they're riding a 4 year old.

stimpson · 20-10-2013 02:15PM

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Shave the balls snd stragglers,and leave a short trimmed bit on top.Best of both worlds and women wont feel like they're riding a 4 year old.

Size isn't everything Celly.

dgt · 20-10-2013 03:02PM

I live in a bungalow, what downstairs :pac:

OT, I use a mach 3 and aftershave

theblaqueguy · 20-10-2013 03:08PM

I get mine waxed once a month no effort involved

Lux23 · 20-10-2013 03:10PM

RickyBobby1 wrote: »

since men who enjoy getting blow jobs

I don't have any issues going down on my boyfriend and he's quite hairy there. But then again it's not really on his cock and balls.

Crooked Jack · 20-10-2013 04:16PM

speedboatchase wrote: »

I use a Philips Bodygroom to shave the balls and to tidy above. Hairy balls are not attractive.

Unlike shaven balls, which women can't resist? I think we can all agree that the scrotum, in any state, was never designed to be aesthetically pleasing

Kintarō Hattori · 20-10-2013 04:32PM

Rightyo I thought this would be obvious but it seems not.

Ahem, clearly you don't need to shave down below in order to receive a certain gratification. However those men that do shave- do so because it allows the twins to be licked and caressed in a way which simply isn't possible when a lady has to cut her way through the jungle..... thus adding even more enjoyment to an already excellent act.

CrazyRabbit · 20-10-2013 04:38PM

I find that an acetylene torch once a week does nicely.

Rezident · 20-10-2013 07:22PM

only shave upstairs, and even that's rare enough.

Wabbit Ears · 21-10-2013 02:32PM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Rightyo I thought this would be obvious but it seems not.

Ahem, clearly you don't need to shave down below in order to receive a certain gratification. However those men that do shave- do so because it allows the twins to be licked and caressed in a way which simply isn't possible when a lady has to cut her way through the jungle..... thus adding even more enjoyment to an already excellent act.

Thats absolute and utterly rubbish, Its like saying you woudlnt go diving on a ladyfriend unelss she was clean shaven. So it may seem obvious but not to you that real world sex is not internet porn sex. Seriously, you sound like a 14 year old who's never touched a girl in real life.

Dublinpato · 21-10-2013 06:51PM

i shaved my dick and balls off once, That was a day to remember.

Birneybau · 21-10-2013 06:58PM

At almost 34, I find myself baffled by the youth of today, with the shaving of the balls and the like. My generation are probably the last not to be pornified. That, or the last to be men.

Ihatecuddles-old · 21-10-2013 07:12PM

I bought a home waxing kit, been too afraid to use it up until now. Think Ill bite the bullet and go for it tonight.

Wont lie, Im a little bit terrified.

Seachmall · 21-10-2013 07:20PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I bought a home waxing kit, been too afraid to use it up until now. Think Ill bite the bullet and go for it tonight.

Wont lie, Im a little bit terrified.

If you need a hand give me a shout.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 21-10-2013 07:20PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I bought a home waxing kit, been too afraid to use it up until now. Think Ill bite the bullet and go for it tonight.

Wont lie, Im a little bit terrified.

I wouldn't. I left myself almost deformed after one of those bad boys.

Ihatecuddles-old · 21-10-2013 07:23PM

Seachmall wrote: »

If you need a hand give me a shout.

Eh yeah, nobody else will help me

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I wouldn't. I left myself almost deformed after one of those bad boys.

Ill have to try it at least once, I glued myself to the bath last time I tried it! That was just strips, this is an actual roller thing.

Geomy · 21-10-2013 07:24PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I bought a home waxing kit, been too afraid to use it up until now. Think Ill bite the bullet and go for it tonight.

Wont lie, Im a little bit terrified.

As long as you don't bite it too hard. It will be very hard for the coroner to explain to your nearest and dearest what you were doing before the bullet takes off

Let us know how you get on :-)

arybvtcw0eolkf · 21-10-2013 07:25PM

Birneybau wrote: »

At almost 34, I find myself baffled by the youth of today, with the shaving of the balls and the like. My generation are probably the last not to be pornified. That, or the last to be men.

I'm 47 and a proud to have been pornified, wanna see

Personally I find it increases sensitivity massively.

Luckily I've red hair (and pubes) and don't have a heavy growth so a whack of the Wahl trimmer usually lasts me a number of weeks.

Feels much cleaner too.

Seachmall wrote: »

If you need a hand give me a shout.

PM sent

Geomy · 21-10-2013 07:27PM

....and don't make a balls of it....

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 21-10-2013 07:27PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Eh yeah, nobody else will help me

Ill have to try it at least once, I glued myself to the bath last time I tried it! That was just strips, this is an actual roller thing.

You'll still have to whip off the wax with the strips though? Just be careful you pull against the direction of the hair growth or you'll be in a heap with ingrown hairs, shudder.

Ihatecuddles-old · 21-10-2013 07:39PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

You'll still have to whip off the wax with the strips though? Just be careful you pull against the direction of the hair growth or you'll be in a heap with ingrown hairs, shudder.

They were just sh*tty strips so I peeled them off and left loads of wax, with the roller Ill have loads of wax on before the strip and hopefully wont chicken out and will actually pull it!

I prefer men natural I have to say

fullstop · 21-10-2013 07:43PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

They were just sh*tty strips

The **** will have been from your bumhole.

Ihatecuddles-old · 21-10-2013 07:45PM

fullstop wrote: »

The **** will have been from your bumhole.

I hope so!!

wexie · 21-10-2013 07:50PM

dgt wrote: »

I use a mach 3 and aftershave

And then sing a bit of opera and do the monkey dance in the bathroom?

Shaving downstairs

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