Lets be honest and make some money...

flanna01 · 03-10-2013 05:43PM

Ok, my work shy wonders... Lets take a quick weather check on the Christmas cracker 'sure thing'...

As we previously seen, poor old Dave Haye got injured when a drunken Adam Booth started plucking his eyebrows to save a few bob...

I am now convinced that the Amir Khan / Dev Alexander fight will be abandoned faster than a priest running out of a brothel... Moneymay has hinted that there could be $10 million greenbacks available for Khan to get bitch slapped around the ring for an hour, assuming the yanks will buy into it.... Which in fairness is not that difficult... (After all, they did buy the JFK magic bullet gig...I rest my case).

I am still waiting for the price of a Scott Quigg KO... I am beginning to get depressed at the thought of being forced to carry on working with the common herd (peasants and the ilk).

My plan to clean up at the bookies is a hard fought battle. The goal posts are being moved by the day... First the Dave Haye farce.. (which resulted in Dave investing in a steel chasity belt to offset Adam Booths drunken advances).. Followed by Khan being pimped out to the Mayweather family for the night....

Do not lose heart my possums... We have the bookies worried. Keep following me to the promised land, our Christmas expenses are covered..

I will update this thread before the Saturday nights events... Your in good company, I had a private message off dear Enda, he has his panties up in a bunch about the upcoming budget.. between ourselves, the future prosperity of the country is waiting on my Christmas cracker..

Be patient my loyal parasites of humanity, our time is near...

flanna01 · 05-10-2013 03:08PM

Greetings, my little flock of dead beats...

Well, what a crazy week it's been... I guess we can forget about Amir Khan fighting Devon Alexander, even the dogs on the street know that Sugar Daddy Virgil Hunter has pimped his boy out to the Mayweathers... Oh well, business is business.

But do not fear my leeches of society... I have good news to relay too all...

During a restless night of broken sleep, I was visited by the patron saint of gamblers, yes my friends, Saint Jude himself in the flesh baby!!! (Little poetic licence there, obviously it was more a hash of blurry lights type of thing....)

Anyway, the message was not to worry, this years Christmas goose will be fat, and to go with the flow.... I shot up out of bed, I checked it wasn't Gerry Adams naughty brother trying to get all hot and jiggy with me -(I can confirm it wasn't), so raced to my laptop with the holy sprit (and general other spirits from the booze cabinet)

Atlas, I can now reveal the 11/1 Christmas cracker...!!!

This is the third time this had been revised due to Dave Hayes plucked eyebrow fiasco, and cup cakes Khan being booked to perform tricks for the Mayweather mob... (All quite sordid don't you think....?)

So here goes:

Wladamir Klitscho - Win
Scott Quigg - Win via KO
Miguell Cotto - Win
Tim Bradley Win
Carl Froch - Win
Kell Brook - Win
Manny Pacquaio - Win

This little package of Christmas cracker brings you 11/1 !!!!!

And.... All these are nailed on to win, I have even taken out the method of the win - With the exception of Scott Quigg!!

So.... Go run to the bookies my little parasites, this is too good to miss. Even the patron saint of gamblers has got on the back of this one...

Themonkey · 05-10-2013 10:27PM

well my old fur ball give up ur a joke

flanna01 · 06-10-2013 02:29AM

Monkey - (Apt term by the way...)

Why did you wait until after the Quigg fight to post a reply...?

If you ain't got the stones to tangle with me before the fight - Why should I respect your opinion after it...?? (Any idiot can dance with the results in their inside pocket...)

And... Quigg won by two rounds - He didn't get the KO - So it probably was Gerry Adams brother at the bottom of the bed....??

Now my friends, fear thee not... I will ensure the Christmas cracker does come to fruition....

I guess St. Jude was not the patron saint of gamblers...? I reckon he was a hopeless case myself...

Anyway, my little chickens.... Stay with me, the Christmas cracker (rev.4) is coming... Stay tuned...

SRFC · 07-10-2013 12:06AM

You sir are a mag pie should send you out to iraq you'd stop a war :pac:

flanna01 · 10-10-2013 06:01PM

Ok possums.... My final appearance in the dock.

Since gracing this forum with an appearance, I have been on an emotional journey with you all...

Yes my little parasites, I feel that I may have developed a bond with the working classes...??

(This kinda scares me at night.... To think I may be becoming fond of some janitors and welfare cheats....).

However... Lets get back to business.. After several knocks and defeats, I have now fine tunes my final (and last ever) Christmas cracker ''sure thing''.

I have been through hell and back, been deceived by Saints, accosted by peado's, abused by contributors, cheated by judges, and last but not least, been made to look a fool by a Welshman... (The shame of it all...).

So my little gimps, I have made the decision, that if I cannot make ye rich with my final Christmas cracker wager... I will leave this domain, never to darken it's doors again...

This is it... This is the big one... Have faith and courage my little pilgrims, your faith has been tested, and will now be rewarded.... Here it is - the certain six....!

1) Tim Bradley via points
2) Kell Brook - win
3) G Golovkin - win
4) Carl Froch - win via KO
5) Pacman - win
6) Jean Pascal - win

This is a 12/1 guaranteed winner.... And a guaranteed Christmas cracker!!!!

Although I am not in the habit of explaining myself to the common herd, I will make an exception for this forums slightly simple followers:

1) Tim Bradley via points - This is a fairly easy pick. Your man Ruslan Vodkavic threw the kitchen sink at Bradley and couldn't knock him out, a 40yrs old natcho muncher won't either. Bradley hasn't got the power to take out Marquez, and will win via a land slide points victory on the night.

2) Kell Brook - No bother here... Senchenko took the bones of ten rounds to put a cocaine addicted, drunken Hatton to his knee's... Pleeease... If Hatton had got a sniff and a shot by his cornermen, he would have won the fight....

3) 3G - No explanation required here! (Kinda sounds like a mobile provider doesn't it???)

4) Carl Froch via KO - Poor old George Groves is having a mid life crisis, combined with the onset of he's first nervous breakdown.... This is telly gold my friends! The dude sacks his trainer and ops to go with... Erm... what's his name...? Yeah, that's him...

5) Manny Pac - This is a dead cert. Pacquaio is being lined up for Mayweathers swan song, Bob Arum will insist that no silly points decision get in the way of that.

6) Jean Pascal - This is a no brainer. Your man Bute really needs to look at selling pots and pans for a living.... boxing is really not his thing...

So there you have it my little degenerates... A 12/1 guaranteed Christmas cracker (Will be paid out by the way on 8th December), plenty of time to pay Santa off...

In the unlikely event that this wager fails to bear fruit, I will leave this forum after posting a Billy Clinton special.... (grovelling apology - see previous posts...)

So my friends - Lets hit the bookies one more time... You know it makes sense!!

SRFC · 10-10-2013 06:10PM

Lay Lay Lay

SRFC · 10-10-2013 06:45PM

pac_man wrote: »

What do you suggest instead?

I suggest you lay anything this magpie fancies,he couldnt tip sh*t out've a bucket.

flanna01 · 10-10-2013 07:19PM

SFRC (Whatever)...

My apologies here, I seem to have missed the Bill Gates of boxing betting...

Please post the dead certs here... Looking forward to being enlightened.

You will be posting won't you.....??

Won't you...??

Ah please.... Help us...

C'mon Mr SF... (can't remember the rest of it...)... Show your cards buddy....

Your not like the bitter fella, and monkey face are you???

Even Hawkie had a road to Damascus us experience.. (see previous posts..)

C'mon Mr S... Lets have it on the table !! What's the winning ticket brother...?? (Maybe you and me can rule this forum??, Just think of it.. We would be like the Kray twins on Boards.ie.... Your brilliant wisdom, and my aristocracy stock... It's a winner baby!!).

Hurry up and list the winners... Me and you kid...!!

I am waiting....................

Still waiting......

Still waiting....

Sorry.... Erm.. What bucket was you referring too....??

flanna01 · 10-10-2013 09:11PM

SRFC - My little morons are still waiting Sir....?

Please provide an alternative Christmas cracker......

flanna01 · 10-10-2013 09:13PM

Maybe the bucket that you imply may jog your memory Sir.....

Still waiting....

Themonkey · 11-10-2013 10:44AM

well my old fur ball if u had a clue u would nt be tipping 1 to 9 and 1 to 8 shots not worth the risk for little benefits agree with bradley and pascal but that will be a nice little double for me

FTA69 · 11-10-2013 11:00AM

Leave this man alone, he's a genius.

ThebitterLemon · 11-10-2013 08:25PM

@SRFC,

I think you're being a little hard on him, of course he could tip ****e out of a bucket, it's just that it would end up all over him

flanna01 · 11-10-2013 09:47PM

Oh... The pain of it all..

Obviously, I must respond to some of the harsh posts I received upon posting a 12/1 Christmas winner...

@Monkeynuts - I was not tipping 1/8 and 1/5 boxing wagers... If you read my post, you will see that I published a 12/1 winner... Now, what part of that don't you get??

@ The bitterfella - Not you again...?? Why do you need Monkeybrains to fight your battles?? Would you agree with him about anything?. I think I may have been too harsh on you in the past, I have embarrassed you repeatedly on this forum, and probably humiliated you beyond the call of duty - I am sorry (Spoken like a true politician..)

@Monkeypuss - In God's eyes, we're all the same, don't let your low self esteem get you down, Im sure your a good looking fella, just hasn't met the right girl yet.. My Father use to tell me as a young lad ''Every ould sock will find an ould boot'' - Remember these words, stop being so hard on yourself...

So my little cod pieces, our club has become a magnet for the Eunuch's society,
Monkeynuts and the queer fella our invading the boxing section.... With the lack of a set of goolies, they mock our Christmas excitement.... That makes me sad...

So my friends (obviously a term to be used loosely), we go forward with the plan.. A 12/1 Christmas cracker is their for the taking my brothers... (again, take that term loosely..), we will reap the rewards on the 8th of December...

12/1 will ensure all ye deadbeats are blessed with cheap cider, and roll ups for the entire Christmas season...

It starts tomorrow night my friends (see above quote), get on, and get rich...!!

el flaco · 11-10-2013 10:36PM

To be fair to flanna, if he keeps picking 12/1 shots, he only needs to get 1 in 12 right to be ahead of the bookies. We have a few more predictions yet before we can make any judgements

flanna01 · 11-10-2013 10:41PM

El Flaco - Welcome to the club... I assume you have a pair of danglies..??

12/1 on the nose - Garanteed sick note two weeks before crimbo..

ThebitterLemon · 12-10-2013 08:57AM

Guaranteed sick note coz you won't be able to afford the bus to work

flanna01 · 12-10-2013 10:34PM

How many pilgrims have invested..?? How many aboard the gravy train...?

FTA69 · 12-10-2013 11:11PM

I cut some of the bankers from your wager and ended up with a 7/1 punt. I'll thank you properly when I'm drinking the finest of brandy at Christmas.

SRFC · 12-10-2013 11:14PM

My bet of the night is Marquez Ko at christmas cracking price of 3/1 choo choo.

flanna01 · 13-10-2013 01:04AM

Marquez has quit using steroids... That kinds rules a KO out.

Bradley with his funny shaped head on points... There really is no other outcome.... Amen.

flanna01 · 13-10-2013 04:08AM

What did the eunuch's say about tipping a bucket??

I suggest you go back to the trans-gender clinic, leave the tipping to the experts...

flanna01 · 13-10-2013 06:07PM

Guys - The silence is deafening....!

Nobody sniping this morning, no tipping buckets over one self.... How very odd??

As stated previously before the Bradley vs Marquez fight... In the unlikely event that I should stumble on my 12/1 Christmas cracker, I had a Billy Clinton grovelling statement to read out to the forum... (Kinds like the Prez had during the first Moon landing, just in case the suckers didn't come back...).

Now... obviously, I don't require my exit speech, but would hate to just curl it up into a ball, and fire it into the fire...

So why don't I offer an olive branch... Extent the human hand of compassion... Let bygones, be bygones so to speak...

So..

Monkeynuts.. Bitterfella.... Please inbox me for a draft of my grovelling speech... Just change the words ''legendry boxing guru'', to your own personal terms... (May I suggest something along the lines of 'Bitter disgruntled eunuchs'). Be sure to remove any bits that refer back to me.... Must show the forum that ye have repented, are sorry, and will refrain from your incoherent ramblings going forward.... Now, that should do the trick.

As the Christmas cracker is now well under way, I think we have a week off until Kell Brook gets retribution for the Ricky Hatton retirement party...

This should give us time to reflect on our journey, maybe try to forgive our assassins, invite them into the brotherhood.... Their cup had overfilled (or should I say bucket..), they wandered off the rightious path, and ridiculed themselves in front of the forum.... Like a couple of prodical Sons, we hope they return to the fold as wiser men... There will be no teasing them...

Until the Kell Brook fight, I must bid you a fond farewell my little morons... Keep the faith, the reward is near...

Themonkey · 14-10-2013 03:10PM

Well my OLD FUR BALL you didnt fall at the first hurdle hooray and i didnt disagree with any of your selections just your method of punting well i have my first part of my double up roll on pascal ......HOPE BROOK LOSES

:D:D

flanna01 · 14-10-2013 09:26PM

Hmmm... the ''Bitter Monkey'' maybe...??

I think your going down the road to redemption.... Another couple of nudges and you'll fighting with Hawkie to be my right hand man...

Blessed are the bucket spillers, they shall inherit the Christmas Cracker...

Now... Where's bitter Bob??

hawkeyethenoo · 14-10-2013 11:11PM

flanna01 wrote: »

Hmmm... the ''Bitter Monkey'' maybe...??

I think your going down the road to redemption.... Another couple of nudges and you'll fighting with Hawkie to be my right hand man...

Blessed are the bucket spillers, they shall inherit the Christmas Cracker...

Now... Where's bitter Bob??

relax there ted, all i said were they were solid selections and it was because the bradley bet that i was already going to do that i said that, see below. it still doesnt change the fact that you have tipped multiple losers in a row. this bet looks good but its taken an awful long time to get a decent bet up :pac: and it says more about my masterful tipping below that i agreed with you. that is now two outsider winners that i have put up in garcia and bradley. i am the king.

hawkeyethenoo wrote: »

bradley is 6/4 on betfred and ill be having a nice single on that .

80s Child · 14-10-2013 11:21PM

hawkeyethenoo wrote: »

relax there ted, all i said were they were solid selections and it was because the bradley bet that i was already going to do that i said that, see below. it still doesnt change the fact that you have tipped multiple losers in a row. this bet looks good but its taken an awful long time to get a decent bet up :pac: and it says more about my masterful tipping below that i agreed with you. that is now two outsider winners that i have put up in garcia and bradley. i am the king.

Any man who needs to declare himself as king, is no true king..

hawkeyethenoo · 14-10-2013 11:25PM

80s Child wrote: »

Any man who needs to declare himself as king, is no true king..

king hawkeye to you.

flanna01 · 15-10-2013 05:11AM

Hawkie..... Seriously... A 6/4 winner, just isn't going to cut the mustard is it??

My growing army of followers have habits too maintain... Even cheap Dutch cider & Spanish roll ups cost money... The welfare state is not as charitable as was, when the tiger swished his tail...

Now, after the booze and fags are taken into account, the gambling funds are drastically reduced. So to ensure a merry Christmas, the legendry boxing guru (namely myself), has to dig deep to help these poor boys out... Next thing they'll be expected to work for a living - that would never do...

So, after one or two false dawns, the show is now firmly on the road. The 12/1 guaranteed 'sure thing', is gathering momentum, and is turning into an unstoppable beast..

Not only will my boys avoid the indignity of employment, but they will be calling rounds in bars and taverns up and down the country... That's the reward for having the faith.

Now Hawkie, no more of the 6/4 flutters. To become a legend (like moi...), you must rise above the commoners...

Merry Christmas!

Lets be honest and make some money...

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