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The Funny Side of Religion

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,176 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Something tells me "our atheist friends" is an oxymoron.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,944 ✭✭✭Worztron




    Go to about 37 seconds in.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Nolars wrote: »
    lol
    Both look photoshopped to me and the pantheos website seems to have fallen over temporarily...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭Nolars


    robindch wrote: »
    Both look photoshopped to me and the pantheos website seems to have fallen over temporarily...

    was written by hemant mehta so I doubt its fake.


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,161 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Nolars wrote: »
    was written by hemant mehta so I doubt its fake.

    The second one is definitely photoshopped, and poorly


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Nolars wrote: »
    was written by hemant mehta so I doubt its fake.
    But provided by AnswersInGenesis, so it almost certainly is fake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,944 ✭✭✭Worztron


    275146.gif

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭Nolars




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    CramCycle wrote: »
    The second one is definitely photoshopped, and poorly
    I think that's an optical illusion of fakery. It's an LED screen, so the colours stand out and are unaffected by the lighting in the general area, making it look like it doesn't belong. There also seems to be some weird clash of high-res photo versus low-res billboard which makes the whole thing appear really crisp - too crisp, in fact, when compared to the rest of the scene.

    I thought initially it was photoshopped too, but if it was, whoever did it went to a lot of trouble to get the aspect and dimensions absolutely bang on, without adjusting the lighting. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    seamus wrote: »
    I think that's an optical illusion of fakery. It's an LED screen, so the colours stand out and are unaffected by the lighting in the general area, making it look like it doesn't belong. There also seems to be some weird clash of high-res photo versus low-res billboard which makes the whole thing appear really crisp - too crisp, in fact, when compared to the rest of the scene.

    I thought initially it was photoshopped too, but if it was, whoever did it went to a lot of trouble to get the aspect and dimensions absolutely bang on, without adjusting the lighting. :)

    Very pixellated though.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 26,161 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Nolars wrote: »

    Different weather (it was raining), colour (it was overcast) etc. from the apparently real one in the times. I imagine the fake (IMO) one was done to give a more positive image, eg good weather, happy people etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Where the f**k is he getting all the money?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Jernal wrote: »
    Where the f**k is he getting all the money?
    Ongoing donations, visitors to his ridiculous displayhouse and something like $40 million in tax rebates for Ken's new "Ark Encouter":

    http://www.skepticink.com/smilodonsretreat/2013/06/07/noahs-ark-theme-park-on-the-ropes/
    http://mobile.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSBRE94U12U20130531


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    An atheist delivers the council invocation to the FSM:

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/08/pastafarian-gives-invocation-god-youre-an-agenda-item-on-our-government-meeting/
    An agnostic led his town’s City Council in a prayer Monday to protest the regular practice before government functions.

    Steve Vincent said he was surprised to learn that each City Council meeting begins with a prayer, and he became particularly irritated during an online discussion with neighbors about a “Celebration of Faith” held earlier this year by Rancho Cordova’s community council. Vincent said he became a legally ordained minister online as a member of the “Pastafarian” Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – a process he said was free and took about five seconds.

    The community council granted his request to give the invocation, which cannot be sectarian or disparage any other faith. Vincent used his invocation to cast doubt not only on the existence of God, but also whether such displays are appropriate in a community government setting. “God? I’m not sure if you’re there,” Vincent said during his invocation. “You’re an agenda item on our government meeting. I’m not sure that’s what you had in mind for prayer, God.”

    Vincent said he hopes others from less mainstream faiths will sign up to give the invocation. “Let’s get Scientologists and Wiccans and everybody to come pray,” he said. “The more the merrier.”


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    robindch wrote: »

    'Vincent said he became a legally ordained minister online as a member of the “Pastafarian” Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – a process he said was free and took about five seconds.'

    One can do that :eek:. :D

    I feel a conversion coming on...road to Damascus is a bit of a no-no right now so I may have to settle for the road to Doneraile.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    My friend became a Dudeist Priest(ess?) but I didn't know you could become a Pastafarian minister.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,903 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Something just popped into my head. Does being coeliac prevent you from being a pastafarian? A quick google gave me this answer:
    The Son of the FSM is gluten free.

    Its called the New Convenience.

    So its OK.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Something just popped into my head. Does being coeliac prevent you from being a pastafarian? A quick google gave me this answer:

    How do they cater for diabetics?

    Would my 'aversion' to carbs effect my road to Doneraile moment???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭Nolars


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Worztron wrote: »
    275146.gif

    Maybe thats where he was for 3 days after he died? He knew there would be some spare time and decided he would sort that stuff out later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,944 ✭✭✭Worztron


    275238.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy




    "Fossilised Christ" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭Nolars


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,944 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,229 ✭✭✭LeinsterDub




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Sh*t, who leaked the Lesbian Jesus thing? That's OUR secret!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Sarky wrote: »
    "Sh*t, who leaked the Lesbian Jesus thing? That's OUR secret!"

    I have just fired off a strongly worded email to Lezzie HQ about this.

    Blasted lesbian leaks....

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    God yeah, they leak all over the shop >_>


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Sarky wrote: »
    God yeah, they leak all over the shop >_>

    Sploosh test....:eek:


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